Posted August 10, 2004

One of my favorite things to do is respond to complainers with a cute little doodle. So here's some of those emails and the fun little drawings I responded with.
Only one has responded back as of yet.

Thanks!

Their letters will be in blue while mine are in black and white.

Christ, yesterday was a busy day! I spent a majority of the morning drawing a portrait of my friend Colyn so I could give it to her at her birthday party later that evening. I was so happy with how it turned out.

She's the sweetest girl I know. Isn't she sweet?

Then I went to Union Square to meet my friend Gwen, and there was a Christian Revival going on full blast across the park.

The preacher man was turned up to eleven and you couldn't hardly think he was so fucking loud!

I got my fliers circulating and the crowd started to revolt. It didn't take long until the whole park had turned on the Christians.

It's not totally clear in the picture, but this lady is actually pointing her two middle fingers at the preacher! It's like nasty pornographic finger guns, I suppose.
That guy on the right with the megaphone is Dennis. He's one of my favorites, and he really let the churchies have it. There's also a lady in there in the background picking up one of my God Is Fakes off of the ground (they were blowin' all over the place).

And after much persuading from the No Police State Coalition I got up and spoke on the megaphone at the Christians. I'm still not totally comfortable speaking to a crowd like that but the more I spoke the better I got.

It really turned into madness. People all over the park were letting their voice be heard however they could.

Christ, then we went to Colyn's birthday party where she had the strangest collection of people attending.

Doesn't it look like a cast of the the Real World?

Kyle was going fucking nuts. And I thought that this next picture of my friend Gwen and the cowboy dancing to Dolly Parton's "9 to 5" was just way too funny.

Everyone got really drunk and we had a great time.

And Colyn loved her present!
Yaaaay!

“Jesus wasn't put on this earth so that we could later down the road dress him up in stupid outfits for our own amusement.”

Hi, my name is Jessica. I think that these magnets are a huge disrespect to Jesus. No one should dress him up like a ballerina, or a dog catcher. Jesus wasn't put on this earth so that we could later down the road dress him up in stupid outfits for our own amusement. He was put on this earth to save us from our sins. I just think this is wrong and I don't appreciate this. Hopefully you can see the error in what you are doing.

Jessica Kluesner
jscaklu@sigecom.net


“I guess you enjoy profiting off a man who was persucted by the roman army.”

Hi
i would just like to say I love your site and I think you should make a buhda dress up as well and then you can disgrace other religions symbols. Jesus saved humanity and you disgrace him on an Internet site what a way to thank him.I guess you enjoy profiting off a man who was persucted by the roman army.

Sincely, Joey
matthars147@yahoo.com


“if you fell to be saved before the Rapture ...or your death...then hell will be your home address... ”

Subject: Contact..........

You are realy testing God's love here....May he have mercy on you......if you fell to be saved before the Rapture ...or your death...then hell will be your home address...

You are making fun of the most Holy and Good Shepard.....the Son of God....JESUS...

You need JESUS in your heart......and I'm praying for you........ My God....you don'y know what you have done or doing..........

JESUS is the only name God has given under heaven...where by we must be saved..... One day you will stand before Him....and if not saved....how or what are you going to say...?

This my Lord and King.....JESUS....@ His names alone...the devil's trimble...and satan try's to finds a finding place...

Trumpet777
PhillipC777@aol.com


“I found this while looking for paper dolls for my 9 year old grandaughter to have fun with.”

It's too bad you have such little respect for the Savior of the world, God's Son Jesus, that you would put such playthings on the internet for children to use.

This Jesus gave his life for YOU and the world...paid the price of your sin and my sin so we could have eternal life by just believing in Him. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16

You've stooped too low on this one. Too bad.

I found this while looking for paper dolls for my 9 year old grandaughter to have fun with.

Bettie
A grandmother in Vista, CA
pasteach@myexcel.com


“I forgot to mention this.....”

Subject: ONE LAST WORD

I forgot to mention this.....Jesus was resurrected on the third day....He's not dead....He is very much alive and will someday judge the world of its sin.

I know you don't believe this but someday you will. It takes FAITH to believe this about God. I'm so sorry that you have none.

Bettie
pasteach@myexcel.com



“ WARPED”

WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!

Bettie
pasteach@myexcel.com

 

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