see, this is what happens when ya cross a bottle of jack, a postal
werker, and an orangutan. This gimp is seein the grrlz from highschool,
college, and the the p0rn sites that he gawks at in his parents
leaky basement that wouldnt take the time to dump on his chest.
Funny how much crassness has gotten me and cunts like me modeling
gigs, art gigs, cult notoriety, and the purr sweet-ness of a sweet-heart.
thing... Husbands to provide? So anyone with a vagina cant make
ca$h fer themselves? Aww, I don't think the lord is too keen on
chauvinists, bay-bee. Then again, when you've got nothin' to do
on saturday nites, it ain't to hard to get to church the next morning,
unless you've been up late reading the dictionary. Don't get me
wrong, I'm open to all religions, but I sure as shit don't need
one to justify my "putrid" existence. In the spirit of the recent
elektion, I'm gettin' a John Kerry vibe offa this chode. He uses
all sorts of trippy teknikal terms but really doesn't know what
the hell he's spittin out. Another resemblance = no ones gonna remember
him either. Ain't it sad?
Well you can write to that dumb bastard [Eric Johnson] that I already
married my English Ivy League (Tufts) Doctor husband, with our perfect
twin children, yes America, a boy and a girl and my hubby provides
all money i need for those crash outfits, and thensome.
Antony wants to slap Eric on the face.
serious personal offense against anyone who uses the general term
"ignorant". To refer any matter with the adjective "ignorant" in
a statement is an ignorant statement in itself, first of all. In
broad explaination, when a person supports one idea, he/she is simultaneously
ignorant about any other possible ideas. This ignoramous obviously
have not actually read more than three lines in your Superchics
subpage when he fully categorized us all together as one.
thing I took personal offense to was Eric's statement referring
all of us to have putrid attitudes, crass fashion, and spiritual
void. We developed our attitudes probably in case we have to deal
with people like Eric. Quite a few of the super chics are better
fashion designers than I assume Eric is, so I really doubt Eric
should be saying anything. Not that I am spiritually void at all,
but if I think like Eric I'd rather be put in a nuthouse and take
a ticket for lobotomization.
thing I took personal offense to was to this statement: "I'm disturbed
by your blatant rejection of what millions, and historically billions
have discovered as truth."
The last book I've just finished was the ever so popular recent
bestseller Da Vinci's Code. I recommend this to Eric if he reads
my letter: it's pure fun, especially if you read it alongside historical
textbooks and art plates. BTW, from what I understand, America is
no longer practicing full democracy, so I don't have to listen to
the mob anymore, especially people like Eric.
thing I took personal offense to was his reference that we must
find husbands. If I end up with a man like him and actually have
to breed with him (*SHUDDER* god knows what makes that possible),
even know what's worse to compare that situation to. Well, here's
an attachment of a framegrab from the Simpsons, Episode 9F11 - Selma's
all i have to say is that he's obviously never met a chick so super
it hurt. and if he has, it's only hurt because he was a dick wad
and got a swift kick in crotch. he's disgustingly boring with his
taste in women.
think a man has to provide for a woman? how sexist and vile. women
have proven we are quite capable of defending and providing for
ourselves. please spare me the whole "women but be sweet and
submissive to a man" speech. i've met more guys who like their
girls to be volital and dominate, then sweet and submissive.
statement on love is just...ick. he probably doesn't have a woman
in his life (and if he does, she's prbably not happy).
i have just a few statements for you.
views on women are borderline cave man. To think that a man must
provide for a woman is laughable. Did you know that in some families
the woman is *gasp* the soul provider? I'm not just talking about
single parent homes, Christian homes with both parents do the same
thing! Amazing isn't it?
you really expect a super chick to be a polite, plain and simple
girl? We aren't "wasted youth", we're enjoying it! I would rather
go to a concert and emerge with bruises and hickies, then go to
church(or any house of worship)
says in the Bible(somewhere, i don't recall where) that you can't
preach or force your religion on others. they have to accept the
faith willingly and on thier own. All the emails to Bob saying "come
to God blah blah blech" is going against your faith
because a group of people believe something to be true, doesn't
mean it is. The world, for example, is not flat. Say that a couple
centuries ago and you would be put to death! What about Hitler?
he convinced a nation of people that the Jews should be put to death
(along with many other groups of people).
on Earth do you think Bob would want to be the next Jack Chick?
What a ludicris statement!
isn't rebelling, he's thinking for himself and coming to his own
conclusion. I'm going to guess your parents have taken you to church
every Sunday (possibly more times in the week) Have you ever questiond
why you had to go? Did you ever wonder why everyone was so sure
that their religion was the only true one? Did you ever have a Jewish
friend, and did you ever wonder what would happen when (s)he died?
disgustingly arrogent, and so are many other Christians (other religions
included). You and your followers have perverted a teaching that
originally was about love into something sickening. How many people
have died in the name of your God? How many innocent lives taken
because they didn't believe in the all loving Christian God?
assume, that you hate the Muslims. Probably because what happend
on 9-11, correct? Did you know that Jesus is in the Karran? He's
an apostle (i think, not quite sure) to Alah. The christians and
Muslims have many things in common when it comes to religion. Not
that i care to indulge you with what they are.
God loves you!
I checked out your
"Super Chick" section. Yikes! Theory confirmed: your fans
really suck. I love it how they go on about being intelligent
yet fill their pages with garbled profanity and absence of
thought. Bob, I know that irony isn't beyond you. You know
what you're doing alright.
Just think what
you're doing here with these types: you're encouraging them
down their path of ignorance and spiritual void. How are they
going to find good husbands to provide for them with their
crass fashion and putrid attitudes? You know where these girls
end up? They're pretty now but wait 'till they're middle aged
skanks selling their goods on the corner for $2 a pop. Wasted
youth is a painful regret, Bob, and I know you don't want
a hand in that.
Yet, it isn't too
late for any of us, thank God. We can still turn from our
spiritually suicidal path and be restored to righteousness.
I'd quote the verses, Bob, but you know them. You know them,
and that makes your external consequences harsher for rejecting
I'm not hating
here. It's sound advice. God isn't going to pop out of the
sky and hit you over the head. He's going to let you do what
you want, including mockery, until the time comes to judge
It amuses me when
someone sends an email in regards to how ignorant or pathetic
my fans might be, then in the same email that person says
something along the lines of, "God is going to judge you when
your time comes."
with the ignorant is not the best way to get your point across
in a situation like this, Eric. I'd enjoy watching you try
to avoid looking pathetic and ignorant while you explain how
God created light, vegetation and planet earth 150 billion
years AFTER he created the dinosaur, or some sort of explanation
about how exactly human sins cause bad weather, or even just
hearing you say "Rainbows are a promise from God that He'll
never flood the earth again." Those are the sort of things
I like to keep in mind when I read a letter like the one you
Now as for the
Super Chics, those ultra super hip and gorgeous girls are
there to put a smile on your face and a lump in your pants.
To me it sounds like you're more in the market for a librarian
or a sperm bank or someone who'll be a killjoy at a party.
If that's the case then "Super Chics from Outer Space" is
the wrong stop on that Google search. In all honesty, your
projections as to how they'll be when they're middle age sounds
more like the window you should be shooting for. Yes Eric,
I am not showcasing American housewives in that section to
thrill and excite my viewers. How very observant of you.
It takes a real
brainiac to expect eternal paradise in return for believing
in the Bible. I am not hating here. This is my sound advice.
Run and catch God, Eric! He's right there at your fingertips
if only you believe! Click your heels together, Eric! You've
almost made it to heaven! Wish upon a star! All you have to
do is believe, Eric!!!! The magic is real!!! I PROMISE! If
it wasn't then how did Lot's wife get turned into a pillar
of salt? SEE?!? THE MAGIC IS REAL!!!
could be the next Jack Chick if only you aspired.
Only the intelligent
know they don't know everything. I'm disturbed by your blatant
rejection of what millions, and historically billions have
discovered as truth. But that's fine and dandy. Many of us
were at that point sometime in our lives and thanfully repented.
You have to do it before its too late, though! I can just
picture you waking up on that glorious day!
You'll go to your
computer, yearning to read the daily emails about the evil
your dress up page causes. You find your "hate mail" folder
empty. You go out to harass Christians with your magnets and
don't find any. Then the fun really starts! No one will buy
your magnets because they're too busy with God's wrath. Bob,
use your talents for good instead of evil. You do know how
to draw. You could be the next Jack Chick if only you aspired.
Oh my goodness!
The next Jack Chick! Ya think?
I see you didn't
take me up on my request to describe told bible events without
sounding ignorant. Clearly you weren't THAT disturbed if you
were able to gloss over my criticisms without even a mention.
I wish you'd explain those things to me Eric. Please please
please, my salvation depends on it! Tell me of the truth in
rainbows! The magical world where dinosaurs and man lived
together as one! The undeniable proof that lies caused those
hurricanes that swept through Florida! And give me the rundown
about the end of the world and those chariots of fire and
angels atop their unicorns riding God's sunbeams while you're
Hey Eric, did you
know that billions have done a great many things in vain,
believed lies and followed false leaders all through history?
This can't be the only reason you believe what you believe,
can it? Because so many others do?
Oh how you anticipate
the day I wake up and pay for not believing what you believe.
It's funny how perfectly that feeds off of the most basic
of human nature. "They'll all pay when they see that I'm
right." It's the most childish, immature textbook behavior,
you should be embarrassed to reveal it, and your God serves
it up on a silver platter. What a courageous pioneer you are.
And all without any reasons or explanations. You've no idea
how revealing it is that you chose to reply like you did instead
of answering any of my inquiries.
Okay Eric, I'll
listen. Just answer me this. One simple thing. That shouldn't
be too hard, should it? The paradise that you speak of. The
one where you'll go because you chose to believe in the correct
religion. What about the ones you love who don't believe?
That's it. That's my question, as horrible as it may seem
to you. What about you in heaven separated from that one person
you love who's away in hell? Hmm? What about that? Give me
your explanation of that scenario and I'll listen. How can
heaven be heaven if my one true love is in hell?
and God are far more important than any of your loved
Heaven and God
are far more important than any of your loved ones. Our mortal
relationships are of the corrupted flesh and will pass as
all mortal things do. When you reach heaven they won't matter
because God's grace and love shadows everything else. So this
is what your rebellion is about?
You're afraid one
of your hellbound friends won't be with you? Well, Bob, it's
easy then. Get everything right in your life and then help
others do the same. Do you really want to see your "loved"
ones cooked off the bone, anyway?
"Heaven and God
are far more important than any of your loved ones."
So this is what it means to believe in God. I suspected it
to be true, but to actually hear the words sends a chill up
my spine. I hope that people see this for what it is. It's
so important for everyone to recognize the frightening level
of faith people have, so much so that it easily outweighs
the importance of loved ones and human life. This is exactly
the point I've been trying to make since I started this whole
goddamn web site.
Eric, I don't believe
that God and heaven exist. It's no more real than (how can
I make you understand this?), than gorillas with eternal spirits.
It's as fake as those Heaven's Gate nut jobs and the mother
ship they're racing through space in right now. That's how
fake God and heaven are, Eric.
Now can you see
how appalling your declaration that your God and waiting paradise
are more important than human beings? Can you understand how
to me such a statement is more grotesque than anything I'm
doing on my goofy web page? I shake my head at what you've
been taught and what this brand of thinking means for the
human race in the years and centuries to come.
I was once where
you are now, Eric and it totally fucked with my head. There's
a reason why you're avoiding those three points I've brought
up in all my previous letters (dinosaurs or Adam & Eve, sin
= bad weather, rainbow promises). It's because those are just
a few of many questions that make no sense in a Christian
world, but have simple and logical answers in the real world.
The things you
say are no different than the things said by anyone brainwashed
by a cult. And you, Eric, are part of the most popular cult
in America. You believe that we are eternal ghosts being watched
from another dimension by another larger more powerful ghost
which you refer to as "Supreme Ghost" ... or something like
How empty the world
is when you think so little of us mortals.
says we must hate our family in comparison to him. He's
speaking of comparison! Your mother should look like Osama
Bin Laden in comparison to Jesus...
You're being very
short sighted! You have to look beyond the mortal realm to
see the full picture. It is not as dark as you think. We're
all part of God's family and it is our duty to overcome original
sin through God's plan.
We're all loved.
Jesus says we must hate our family in comparison to him. He's
speaking of comparison! Your mother should look like Osama
Bin Laden in comparison to Jesus because He is divine and
without sin or selfish pride. The problem is you've never
experienced the divine power therefore you don't understand
the glaring gap of perfection between God and humans. And,
despite being the filth of God's creation He's loving enough
to look beyond that and forgive us if we're willing to accept
that love. That's how grand God is! Bob, we're running out
of time. Bush's reelection may help delay God's punishment
upon this land for another four years, but who knows when
the End Times will fall. What sounds better to you? A land
of mansions, golden streets and God's eternal love, or a pit
of torment and regret.
me LORD, I come to you to pray for Normal Bob Smith and
his misguided fans...
Hear me LORD, I
come to you to pray for Normal Bob Smith and his misguided
fans in Your name. "The LORD is not slack concerning His promise,
as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not
willing that any should perish but that all should come to
repentance." (2 Peter 3:9) You have stated many times You
will not give up on us despite our spiritual void; you will
watch us steadfast until it is time to reap our harvest. I'm
praying today for that time to be Bob's. Let them Believe
in the Savior JESUS CHRIST though they can not see Him. Then,
in the air, their souls will fly to You.
Just as you saved
me from my addictions and afflictions, You too can rescue
Bob from his foolish pride and ego. There is no sin too great
that You haven't bore on the Cross. I pray also for Bob's
fans. I pray for the boastful 23 year old military member
who sought to sway me with his claims of non-affiliation with
Satan. LORD, You know as well as I he can only have one master.
You, or Satan. He, like Bob, is a Satanist in motive and deed..
I pray for Bob's harem of female God haters. May you cast
out the wicked spirit of Lilith from them and bring them to
repentance and glory. May they realize a life of sin is not
worth the eternal consequences. LORD, with this I conclude
my spiritual intervention. I will not allow Bob to attack
me futher with his arguements as You commanded today: his
fate is rightfully in Your hands.
My goodness! I never realized how utterly repellent and vile
we humans were until I read your accounts of what God's trying
to teach us. What a delightful religion you've chosen. And
you guys think the Islamic militants are nuts?
You want to know
what I think? I think that the dinosaurs've been there since
Adam & Eve. I think that along with those two naming all the
animals we know today (like the moo-moo cow, the ferocious
lion and all the insects) they also had the job of naming
the t-rex and the mighty brontosaurus! Then, later, when Noah
was saving the animals from that historic earth flood he also
made enough room for two of every dinosaur! No, wait, maybe
it's the flood that wiped out all the dinosaurs! That's it!
That's how they all became extinct! Except for the swimming
dinosaurs. But then that would explain the Loch Nes Monster.
Okay, maybe they
survived the flood. So they musta been there for the crucifixion
then, right? Just in case they were I went and drew a picture
in my notebook of what that musta been like. (See attached.)
I hadn't even considered
how lucky we are to have Bush as president again. That'll
postpone the Apocalypse for at least another four years. Good
call! And all the girls on the site are possessed by the spirit
of Lilith. Brilliant. That explains the witch hunts!
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I really can't
understand why you're not winning everyone over with all of
thinking too much about the "fine details" we has humans
shouldn't fret about.
Dinosuars may have
existed back then or it could be a scheme to distract us from
God. You're thinking too much about the "fine details" we
has humans shouldn't fret about. God the creator knows, and
perhaps you'll know in the end as well if you choose the right
path to heaven. As I stated in the last email, God has told
me to move on. The seed of truth has been planted in you.
It's up to you to grow. Goodbye, Bob.
Oh, don't get me
wrong. I completely understand that your beliefs aren't for
anybody who's going to put thought into them. And I'm sure
that whenever someone does start to think about the fine details
that's when God tells you "The seeds have been planted. Pack
your bags and catch the first train out of town!"
My argument is
that you in fact have not done your duty unto God by simply
throwing your seeds out of the driver's side window as you
speed past this hitchhiker who's thumbing his way you Knowledgonia.
From all that I've gathered about your Master, He would rather
you pick up that lost wanderer and help nurture those precious
seeds like a responsible gardener should.
Mr. Werewolf Eric,
I need sunlight, moist soil and watering at least once a day
in order to sprout the leaves of curiosity and bloom that
great flower of faith. But you have no answers, no logical
reasons or explanations. This seed is doomed, hopelessly trying
to push roots into the interstate blacktop, your taillights
vanishing quickly on the horizon in the soupy fog of despair.
Come back Werewolf
Eric! Why are you running away?! Do you not know that it's
the seed which starves for answers is the seed which will
one day bear rich fruit? Why are you speeding out of site?
for the superchicks, they need to be zapped with a Holy
Spirit ray gun.
Bob, all you need
to know in life is the Bible. While I'm pleased you're hungry
for knowledge I can't help but dismiss it all as sarcasm.
I don't think you're sincere. If you are, I recommend starting
with Genesis and ending at Revelations. As for the superchicks,
they need to be zapped with a Holy Spirit ray gun. Until they
get the spiritual jolt they require to wake them they're dead
to what I'm saying here. It ain't worth the effort. Jeeze,
why don't you all just go to church?
Ah yes, the sarcasm.
You picked up on that, huh?
Let me get this straight. You're involved with a belief that
you don't care if it has enormous gaping flaws in its validity
and that it can be clearly exposed as a huge lie using proven
facts that we know to be true today? Does this little tidbit
not concern you?
Well Eric, it concerns
me and many others. And what concerns us even more is when
people like you refuse to answer questions. That's the mating
call of a liar, a con man, or someone whose been brainwashed.
Everyone knows that when questions can't be answered or when
the salesman flees the premises that there's something shady
going on. There' always a reason why rules are made against
thinking it through, questioning and skepticism.
As for the Super
Chics, they're the reason you should be running from me! I'm
so goddamn proud to have these gorgeous girls on my site defending
their views without any help from me what-so-ever. They make
my heart go pitter-pat. I love you girls!