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Subject: Regarding the email on the right from Benjamin Young >>>>.
That conversation you had with [Benjamin Young], it seems a little harsh to assume he’s black because of the way he talks. I guess that’s understandable, you being american after all. Love the site though, just not that part.
Isaac
Who says I assumed he's black?
Please respond.
Bob
You said 'Sup nig?' Is nig not short or nigga?
Isaac
Last I checked black people aren't the only people using that term back and forth at each other.
Bob
So you're saying that the word nigga is used by people of all colours? You're saying you didn't assume he was black by the way he spoke, you were just calling him nig, as you may call one of you white friends nig?
Lol I don't belive that for a second. But I think it's true what you say, black people aren't the only people using that word back and forth at each other. So I guess I don't really have any argument anymore, I thought I might have got one up on you but no. Never mind better luck next time.
Isaac
I absolutely assumed he could be a whigger. No joke. It should not surprize you for one second that a great percentage of hate mail I recieve comes from middle American teenage whiggers who call each other "niggas" and love their Jesus Christ. Hell, I even assumed Darren Williams to potentially be just another whitey.
Now my favorite part about your email is you read that broken up Ebonics in a letter praising Jesus' name and you immediately think "black guy."
That's what I like.
Bob
Damn, due to you pointing out I just realised what I did, good old stereotyping ay! lol
Ah, no worries. I just did a Myspace search for his email address and as it turns out we we're both wrong.
He's a gook.
myspace.com/benj_young
Bob
Lol. Well who would of thought.
Isaac
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| “ey mofo? what's wrong with u?” |
Subject: Wassup with the Jesus dressup?
ey mofo? what's wrong with u? wassup with the Jesus dressup...You better respect Jesus and all the religions. You a sick ass deranged person..U better straighten up..Cuz PEOPLE do get offended...Christians or not.
Benjamin Young
btyoung21@yahoo.com |
Sup nig? Look, dawg, I can't even much less respond to this on my hustle, bro. I mean, playa, I'm just making some benjamins so I can continue to floss a fresh fade on my dome so I can get the honeys.
I mean, I know I am a throwed off nigga...but what is the earf wit' out a few messy motherfuckers?
Peace out!
Bob |
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| “You are seriously troubled.” |
Wow!
You are seriously troubled.
DaveandTy@aol.com |
How so?
I feel very normal. Almost too normal, if you know what I mean? Like I'm the last sane person on the face of the earth who sees that the whole Jesus thing is make-believe.
I don't know. People just surprise me with the nonsense they'll believe, that's all.
Bob |
| “Unbelief is one thing and your unfortunate privilege” |
Unbelief is one thing and your unfortunate privilege--irreverence and disrespect is another.
DaveandTy@aol.com |
Belief in fairy tales is one thing and your unfortunate privilege, ignorance to what the truth actually is is yet even another. |
| “Please don't be afraid of reasonable dialog” |
You just made my point. Please don't be afraid of reasonable dialog through insult. No one wins.
DaveandTy@aol.com |
What are you talking about? I am being just as reasonable as you are.
Okay fine. Since you only seem to be able to offer pompous judgments, I'll start the dialog.
Please tell me your explanation of how the dinosaurs and the tale of Adam & Eve fit together using your Bible references. And don't forget, God made earth and the universe just a couple days before He made man. I-don't-knows count against your final score.
Ready? Go!
Bob |
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| “YOUR website has distubed me” |
hi i think this website is sickening i think if you are going to make a laughing stock out of him keep it to yourself as YOUR website has distubed me thank you for taking this into considaration.
your sincerally
annonamous
Kenneth Riley
kr006e6727@blueyonder.co.uk |
But I am not taking it under consideration.
Please withdraw your "thank you." I am highly offended by it.
And I know who you are. Your name is Kenneth Riley, so don't think you can hide behind that silly misspelled "annonamous," because you can't!
If I were Jesus and you were my follower, I'd be so ashamed of you right now.
Your sincerally
annonamous! |
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Hi
I didn't enjoy your website it made me cry you should be more careful
Yaji Trujillo
yajitrujillo@yahoo.com |
You cried? |
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no i was just saying but becareful
Yaji Trujillo
yajitrujillo@yahoo.com |
Okay, cool. I'm glad you could get a laugh out of it.
Thanks Yaji! |
| “Hold up hold up who siad i laughed!” |
Hold up hold up who siad i laughed! I'm just saying you should put a warning saying it might be rude to some people but i guess your a nice guy. and its k with me
Yaji Trujillo
yajitrujillo@yahoo.com |
Okay, okay, then you think it's okay. I don't see why all the fuss.
You think it's a good and funny thing but you didn't laugh. All right?
Thank you for the compliments.
Bob |
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| “There is something wrong with that. The devil suit. I dont think so.” |
I dont like the jesus dress up thats wrong thats disgrasing him. There is something wrong with that. The devil suit. I dont think so. Let me know what you think.
Amber Stone
hotsavior1234@yahoo.com |
So you don't think that the Devil suit is wrong? I think you're crazy! That is soooo wrong! How can you say that about Jesus?
Bob |
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