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Hi, Bob,
 
I think you must have been one of the original inspirations for my dress up game that's gotten so many views on NewGrounds (Dress Up Danielle). Of course, mine is a shameless tool of self-promotion aimed at adolescent boys (it's more sexy than funny). But my sis sent me your link today and I've been playing for awhile. Love the passifier! I think last time I visited dress up Jesus was many years ago. It's good to see it's still around!
 
Just giving you kudos. I am curious how much hate mail you get nowdays as well. See that the bible-thumpers are up in arms about everything, they must go bezerk when they see your site.
 
Do telllll if you have time. I myself only get hatemail for a Mrs. Miller parody I did... I have her singing Nirvana's "All Apologies" and boy do teenage boys hate that! You can see my stuff at pricklyrose.com if you're interested, I just dabble and do various cartoony stuff.
 
Thanks again for your fun game, I really love it!
 
Best regards,
Mary Rose

 


Hey Mary! I just had lots of excitement dressing you up! And I have been BAAAAD! Very much fun!
Wait. Does that make me an adolescent boy?

Yes, I still get hate mail every day, several times a day. It's 6:30am and I've already gotten this one:

"There is nothing I can say to you that will change the way you feel.  There is no verse of the bible that will change your attitude.  Arguing with you is a lost cause.  You have never known the real Jesus.  You will reach a point in your life where you have no where else to turn.  Your world will come crashing down, but Jesus will be there to save you."

So yeah, they've never stopped, and my life is like an amusement park open 24 hours a day because of it!
I like what you did with your dress up page! I want to learn Flash.

Thanks Mary.
Bob


Bob!
 
Yes, you are an adolescent boy! Ha! Glad you liked the game.
 
Thanks for sharing. I am an atheist so I find the Jesus freaks pretty funny. I have no problem with Christians per se, until they want to control everything. Now, that's just plain annoying and rude!
 
I'm glad at least the JF who wrote you knows he can't 'change' you. Most of them think they can!! Have you gotten any suggesting an exorcism? If not, I'm surprised.
 
Here's to creativity :)

Mary Rose
pricklyrose.com

Make one of allah!!!!

Thanks for that Make one of allah!!!!

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

Send me a picture of the guy and I'll do it immediately!

Thanks!
Bob

...you might just get shot for doing it...

You found one of JC allah can't not be that hard to get you might just get shot for doing it though. why did you make this site?
just for fun or what????

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

Tell you what. You find me one picture of Allah and I'll answer all your questions.

Bob

You did not use a real picture of JC...

You did not use a real picture of JC so just use anything like you did for the last one

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

What? What kind of Allah dress up would that be?
And, stupid, have you typed in "Jesus" into Google images lately? That is most definitely an image that represents Jesus.

Are you a moron? You sound like a moron.
Bob

Allah dress up is just as Stupid as the dress up job you have done on Jesus.

O.k
Bob you are right there is an image that represents Jesus, and there is no image that represents Allah on Google images, the Allah dress up is just as Stupid as the dress up job you have done on Jesus. Whats the problem if there is no real image of Allah just make one thats what people have done with Jesus or do you think he was a English man too?

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

No no no.
The Allah dress up is far stupider than the Jesus Dress Up as I have just shown you quite clearly. Your idea was quite stupid indeed. Oh, how stupid your idea was Chris. Did you ever stop to think for one second that you're upset over the incorrect image of Jesus being used for a dress up page? What kind of sense does that make?

I think that we are both finding out that you, Chris, are far stupider than either of us could have suspected going into this conversation.

Bob

Just find it strange that Jesus on a cross is funny but any other God shone in a bad light is considered a outrage.

Bob
You are right i do think the use of the image of Jesus on a cross was not very respectful how ever incorrect the image the event it stands for is the key.
Just find it strange that Jesus on a cross is funny but any other God shone in a bad light is considered a outrage.
As for the allah dress up being more stuped i agree but i was not the one that made it!
I was just wondering if you have spent any time finding out about the God you are playing with is or is youre ignorance complete?

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

There is really nothing that mysterious as to why Jesus is funnier than your Allah idea. We are in a country that worships Jesus, Chris. The people in your neighborhood are mostly Christian. The people protesting abortion clinics aren't doing it in the name of Allah. Stem Cell research isn't being held back because of Muslims.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out why one is funnier, and more eagerly accepted than the other. It's the country we're in, you dolt. Christ, you certainly aren't the brightest bulb in the box.

Yes, I know you think "God is love," and He doesn't deserve such meanness. I on the other hand still believe in logical thinking and science.
Bob

Because Science tell's you something came from nothing "big bang" that we are all apes that we came from sluge on the floor with no proof and you believe that and you believe in logic

True but does that not make it more shocking not less?
You seam have some knowledge of the christian faith why do you think that logical thinking and science are so far removed from beliveing "God is love" ETC.
Because Science tell's you something came from nothing "big bang" that we are all apes that we came from sluge on the floor with no proof and you believe that and you believe in logic
I am not saying I know the ansers just pointing out that logic has nothing to do with it comes down to what you believe and there are holes in both arguments just try not to shut you mind to possibilities.

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

It is illogical to believe that a talking snake tempted a naked couple into committing the very first sin and that's where everything started.

This could go on for a long time.

This could go on for a long time.
It is far more likely and logical to me that God is there and made everything then the totally unbelievable it just happened idea snake or no snake it just make more sense, its to ordered and perfect to just tern out like that.
As for the talking snake, if that is the only thing stopping you from understanding the bible then you are doing so much better than me.
The way i see it, people have tried for thousands of years to discredit the bible and prove it to be rubbish or untrue be all have failed most of thouse men ended up believing in the God of the bible no other document has had the same sort of testing and passed so what if this book is what is says it is, there is no proof against it if there was the bible would have been binned as rubbish a thousand years ago

Chris Murphy
chris@lifewithstyle.co.uk

You think the talking snake is the only thing illogical that's holding me back from believing?!?! WTF?!?!?? Jesus fucking Christ! What about the talking donkey and the talking bush!??! What about that flood of the whole entire earth and that Noah guy filling up a boat with two of every animal and then having rainbows invented by God to promise to never do it again!?? What about your freaking logic that if the bible is what it says it is then it must be true?!?! You're telling me that that passes the test of logic?!?

What about your atrocious spelling mistakes? You're telling me that your spelling of the word "shone" passes the tests of logic?! "Seam?!" "SEAM?!?!"
I SEAM to have no ansers!?!?!?!?" And you're telling ME what to believe?!? You, Chris don't even know that there's a "W" in the word "ANSWER," and you want me to get 'em from you?!?

I think you can see where I'm coming from with all this.
Bob

 

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