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All I know is that last Saturday, 6am, I was at Laguardia Airport and the news was on, talking about the miraculous surfacing of Jennifer Wilbanks (the woman abducted days before her wedding), and by the time I got to Michigan at 10am it'd all been revealed a hoax. She faked the whole kidnapping to get out of being married.

As I sat there at L.I.A. looking up at that tv and those crazy eyes it was all too obvious what was up. The reporters were celebrating the incredible story of this woman escaping her kidnappers unharmed, interviewing her family, and praising God.


They were interviewing her fiancee who was thanking Christ for her safe return, and her whole family was there. I mean like 50 people (brothers, sisters, aunts, step-brothers, children, grandparents and their parents, etc) all there initially to attend the wedding but now thanking the heavens for the miracle of the rescued bride!

A stranger next to me leaned over and said "She got cold feet because of the wedding. You just wait and see."

Then, sure enough, after questioning, she confessed it was all cold feet. It all also couldn't have been more ironic considering the situation I was in at that moment, but I'd prefer not to get into that right now.

But I fucking love this story. I went to sleep each night there in Michigan with a smile on my face reviewing the highlights of Jennifer's tale.

I believe that this is a pulling back of the covers on the modern Christian family in America. This is suburban USA. These are my hate mailers! This is exactly what happens! Do you see? Do you see?!?

John Mason (refered to as the "love-struck laughingstock" in the Daily News) wouldn't have sex with her until they were married, and they hadn't even lived together yet! And look into her eyes!
The entire pupil isn't supposed to be showing, with white around that even!

Isn't anybody keeping a watch on these adult children? Marriage is a fucking legal contract! Isn't anyone accountable anymore?

If your bride has googly eyes, you need to stand back and reexamine what you're doing! If she sees bilboards up with her face on 'em sparking a nationwide manhunt for her and she stilll hides from you, you need to stop and think maybe this isn't the person you should be having kids with and commiting the rest of your life to.

And iIf your husband-to-be has just found Jesus Christ and refuses to live under the same roof with you because of his promise to God, you shouldn't come out from hiding for at least another year!

Christ, I don't know. Fucking 32 years old and acting this way? Don't get married! Your problems don't have to be everyone else's too! What can I say? I thought I was going somewhere with all of this. I can't believe how adults are acting. What is love?
*sniff*


"Runaway Bride"
© 2005 Normal Bob Smith

Don't make fun of Allah do you? too scared huh!

Well Done Bob you have just cursed yourself. Why make fun of Jesus you uneducated moron! Don't make fun of Allah do you? too scared huh!

Joe Rossi
joerossi@iprimus.com.au

Make fun of Allah? Okay. Allah is a big, stupid moron with brown teeth and smelly feet!

There! Impressed?!?
I expect an apology from you this instant!
Bob

 

...ill take away you internet sevor

why do u do this eiter u delete this or ill take away you internet sevor 

Maria Gonzales
lunagonzalez@bak.rr.com

I get to choose?!?! That's great!
I wanna see you take away my "sevor" because that sounds like it could be neat!

Bob

 

I read some of your Satan salvation cartoon, and it did make me uncomfortable.  I also read some of your e-mails and I was even more shocked and uncomfortable.

Bob,
    I'm a first time visitor to your site.  Was I shocked? Yes. I read some of your Satan salvation cartoon, and it did make me uncomfortable.  I also read some of your e-mails and I was even more shocked and uncomfortable.  I wasn't so upset by what you were saying, I was upset by the mail that I read from fellow believers. I am a believer in Jesus as the Messiah, and as a believer I must say that I am sorry.  I am sorry for the "hateful" comments that other "believers" have left.  I couldn't believe some of the things I read.  Asking you to rip on someone else's religion (Islam and Muhammad) to offend them is beyond the life of the text.  I feel bad about things done in the name of Jesus that reinforce the things that you write.  Please forgive us.  I think if we focused on loving like Jesus wants us to love (rather than fighting battles that Jesus would never fight) would turn the world upside down. I'll keep you in my prayers.
  
   May God bless you and keep you. May He show you his favor.  May He lift His face toward you and give you his peace.  May you know Him and love Him as He knows you and loves you.

Peace,
C.B.

Hello C.B.
Thank you for the apology for the human race. It really made me feel a lot better knowing that you were sorry for their behavior. I am very impressed with how noble and righteous you appear to be. But let me share something with you. As a first time reader of your email, I too was shocked. When I read the parts regarding how much better your behavior was compared to everyone else's I was troubled by the pompous ring in that tone. I was also a bit bothered by the notion that you think you can teach me the lessons of life because you think you have Jesus and God on your side. That really struck me as a real holy-roller thing to say.

What you're forgetting to do (and it's what most people forget) is to remember when you're talking to me, that I think that I am absolutely right. I think that the Bible doesn't make sense, God and Jesus are imaginary, and all the things you think are manifestations of Satan and God are really just normal parts of life. You have to first remember how wrong I think you are, then tackle it from that angle if you're hoping to even get my attention.

What exactly made you uncomfortable about my comic? I'd really like to know.
Bob

 

I just don't understand the purpose of it. What does it accomplish?

I just don't understand the purpose of it. What does it accomplish? To make a mockery of a man dieing on a cross is morbid. Not to mention that he died for the sins of other people like you and me. He didn't deserve it but did it anyway. Generations have persecuted him and it shouldn't surprise me but it's still hard to understand. I'm just curious why you have the site? What is the purpose?

Thanks,
Rob Saak
saak@reinbeck.net

Um, gee.. lemme think. How about this explanation? To expose the gigantic lie called "religion?" Yeah, now that you got me thinkin' it through, that's it.
Any more brilliant questions Sherlock?
Bob

 

What is so funny about dressing up someone that millions of people worship??

If I wasn't a Christian, I would still think you have offended a large number of people. What is so funny about dressing up someone that millions of people worship??

Chris Mack
chrismack@eastlink.ca

I'm not sure, but there's no denying that it's hella funny!

Bob

Christian?

Are you a Christian?

Chris Mack
chrismack@eastlink.ca

No.

Bob

Why?

Why not?

Chris Mack
chrismack@eastlink.ca

Um, have you read that bs?
I'm not a fool! I know snakes don't talk! Duh!

Bob

all that stuff does seem a bit far fetched. But the gospel message is more than talking snakes...

Yeah I have. And actually, all that stuff does seem a bit far fetched. But the gospel message is more than talking snakes, etc. It's about a God who sees the state of this sick world and the state of man's heart and cared enough to pay the "sin" bill for us. I know...bla bla bla. But I have experienced Jesus working in my life and have felt the presence of His holy spirit. God is a god of 'supernaturalness'...there's no other way to believe in Him.
 
What do you believe anyway?
 
Chris Mack
chrismack@eastlink.ca

I believe that you are freaking CRAZY! God is a God of supernaturalness? The "sin bill?!?!" The bible is more than talking snakes?!?!?!?!??! Are you listening to yourself when you speak? Have you no logical thought left in your head??

Did you know that we humans have discovered physical proof that life has existed on this planet that extends farther back than your bible's Adam and Eve? It's been proven that dinosaurs existed before your bible said that the universe was created by your super being!

Are you seriously trying to shovel all this crap onto me without any logical explanation or even a moment of considering what you're saying before you click send on these emails?????

Jeesh!
Bob

 

How do you like knowing you are responsible for the pain and suffering of others?

Everyone who happens upon your site and dresses Jesus up as the Devil or whatever is going to spend eternity in Hell when they die. Is this something that you're proud of? How do you like knowing you are responsible for the pain and suffering of others?

James Spence
jamestspence@hotmail.com

My feeling is that if it even makes just one person smile then it's all been worth it.

Thank you for your question James.
Bob

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