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Hi Bob...
Just visited your website & marvelled @ your first toy... BRAVO! My personal preference started off with a crown of thorns jock-strap, nice pink top, ruby slippers of course and hang in there! LMAO!!!
I am a manufacturer as well...except I make lube...which I almost grabbed...but couldnt tear myself away from your creativity, humor,  & overall antichrist sex appeal ...long enough to search for it! I havent signed off yet though....

If you find yourself in Fort Lauderdale and are ever able to tear yourself away from your fans...this fan would love the opportunity to meet you.

Attatching a pic of myself & of my new lube ...of course for the Hell of it....XO

Josh Smith

I DARE you to pray this out loud.

I would like to pray for you, as my prayers do get answered, and i dare you to pray this with me, "Dear Jesus, I realize that my life is falling very short from the way that you desired for it to be, and i am so dead inside that i dont even feel like you are real, but i am asking that if you are real, manifest your spirit of the fear of the lord to me. I renounce every area of my life that i have given to the devil! Please by your mercy, change me. and if you show me that you are real, i will go everywhere and anywhere and tell everybody what you did for me and that you are real. Satan the blood of Jesus is against you, and today i choose to live for Jesus. Thank you Jesus for dying for me, and giving me the choice of either being a child of God , or a child of the Devil. In jesus name I pray, Amen."

I DARE you to pray this out loud.

Made Free Ministries
madefreeministry@bellsouth.net

Well, as everyone knows, I'm not one to pass on a dare. I don't wanna look like no sissy in front of all my fans. So guess what? I read that entire prayer to God OUT LOUD!!!

Quick question. Is lying to God in a prayer a bad sin? Or is it one of those ignorable sins like say, trimming your sideburns or shooting abortionists? Because that's some crazy dare! That whole prayer I said was a big fib! Lying to God, while praying no less!! Goddamn! But I'm no coward, obviously! Okay, you know the rules. Now YOU gotta do a dare for ME! Sorry Charlie! Those are the rules of Dare!

Okay. Here's my dare. Hmmmm... Oh! Okay! I dare you to pray this: "Dear sweet Satan under the ground, please come into my heart and sock Jesus right in the nose! Then, starting with my heart, do a complete makeover on the place. I don't even want to be able to recognize it when you're through! Clear out everything Jesus left behind and make it your own! And Satan, never ever leave my heart, even if I ask Jesus back again. Just lock the door from the inside and throw away the key. Welcome Satan. I love you. I pray all of this in Satan's name, amen!"

Oh hey, guess what. If you just read that all the way through you just completed my dare! You just invited Satan into your heart forever! NO TAKE BACKS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Sorry, but I never said "outloud!" HA HA HA HA HA!!
I knew that'd be the only way to keep you to your end of the bargain.

Thanks for playing an exciting game of Dare with me today!
Bob

The evil one cannot hear inside of my head, or yours, unless you are infested with demons. Study the Psalms, they were all out loud, witch's spells are spoken, when is the last time you went to a black mass and chanted in incantations in your head?

So, as I do appriciate your reply, and do understand how you feel. As to your question about the sin part, what you did was a sin as far as it being a lie, but the Lord did not give ear to it. So it was not some BIG sin, as compared to others. The only way for the King to hear your prayer would be if you were repentent from your heart, and we can fool ourselves quicker than we can fool Him. As far as the trimming of the beard thing, I am under the new covenant of Grace, which does not mean that I can live like Hell and get to Heaven, but does mean that instead of obeying because of law, I obey because of love. the law restricted people from doing what they wanted to, and under grace, the Holy Spirit is given me to change my heart and allowing me the honor of loving Him, and therefor living this life here on Earth to please Him. I do know that alot of religious people claim to be one thing and live another, but they will miss the boat, no matter what they say. That is why I started my walk in the word of God, instead of in a church.

Apparantly you have either had a run in sometime, probably early in life, with hypocrites, or maybe something bad happened to you or a loved one and you blamed God. But He gives us, and everybody else the choice, and our choices lead us to consequences. You say, what about aborted babies? What happened to them was a result of choices their fathers and mothers made, the bible says that "the sins of the fathers will be passed down to the third and fourth generation". because the child was "in" the fathers in their sin, they are born into sin, or in this case not born. The real enemy of your life is satan. He came to steal kill and destroy. And I know you dont want to hear all this, you sound like you have an amount of scripture knowledge , but lack the understanding. The reason that i wrote the first E-mail to you was that i was looking for something on the net about my King, and stumbled on your website, and it grieved my spirit, so i replied out of reaction, please forgive me. I used to worship your god, so i know you dont give a flip about any of this, so I will let you go, but I shall be praying for you.

oh, by the way, prayer, IS only an audible thing. The evil one cannot hear inside of my head, or yours, unless you are infested with demons. Study the Psalms, they were all out loud, witch's spells are spoken, when is the last time you went to a black mass and chanted in incantations in your head? well, this holy roller is gona roll on, later..

Made Free Ministries
madefreeministry@bellsouth.net

Dear Mr. Made Free Ministries,
Yes. I know that aborted babies go to hell. Jeesh! Who doesn't know that? My example wasn't addressing that. It was addressing the people who assassinate abortionists and how they still go to heaven. Open up your ears, ya dummy! And I heard they get even bigger rewards than the non-abortionist-assassins!

And for your information, I have INDEED chanted incantations inside my head to Satan at black mass AND Satan answered me! So HA HA! Shows you what you know! And no, I wasn't infested with demons.

You see? I don't lack all the reasoning skills all you goody goodies think about us atheists. Oh! And I'll also have you know that I didn't become an atheist because of some run in with hypocrites or because of bad things that happened which I blame God for. It has nothing to do with any of that. I am an atheist (and I've stated this many times on my site) because of premarital sex. God doesn't allow sex before marriage, therefore God doesn't exist. Now I can have all the premarital sex I want and there's no consequences! Smart huh? I found the loophole in that one all by myself!

You people think you know everything just because you got God giving you all the answers to everything all the time. It's so unfair! And you're just mad because I tricked you into inviting Satan into your heart forever, you sore loser.
Bob

You said you are an athiest, but you arent

You said you are an athiest, but you arent

Made Free Ministries
madefreeministry@bellsouth.net

How do you figure? You heard all my answers. I CALL myself an atheist! I should know what my own religion is! Ha ha ha!

This is because of that Satan-in-your-heart-forever thingy, huh? I'm sorry! You knew the rules of Dare when you started the game! You can't blame me just because you have to spend eternity in hell now. Maybe next time you'll be more careful!

Bob

for you to be an athiest  you would not believe in any god

for you to be an athiest  you would not believe in any god.So simply for the fact that you believe in satan declares the fact that your not an athiest. So because you are decieved about something this simple should wake you up to the fact that you are truely decieved about a whole lot. there was a time that i was headed to hell, but i had a visitation from Jesus and it changed my life. I traded in the god with a little g,(satan) for the one true God almighty, who has the real power.

Made Free Ministries
madefreeministry@bellsouth.net

Oh man, I didn't think you'd catch that little glitch. I usually don't tell people about the make-pretend-to-spite-God thing I do.

Hey, could you not tell anyone that I'm doing that? I'd really consider it a HUGE favor if you didn't. I got a lot riding on this whole atheist charade and I'm thinkin' that if my fans ever found out I was a fraud some of them might lose their respect for me.

If it'd help I'll totally tell you how to reverse the Satan-in-you-heart curse if you promise not to join my Yahoo Group or MySpace and reveal my dark secret to everyone. Deal?

Bob

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