Dear Bob,
Okay, this is me
with one of my three happy atheist hooligans. I know you want
pictures, but sorry, I don't have any hottie pics 'cause I'm sort of a
geek... and I'm old...and I've had three kids...and I don't work
out...and, yeah, I'm wearing a christmas turtleneck. We do
christmas because I like to get presents. And good food cooked by
someone besides me.
I'm a new fan and
recently ordered all of your
jesusdressup magnets for the kids (and me)
to play with. They will have no idea who he is, since, of course,
kids are born atheist, and mine haven't been subjected to any
brainwashing yet. They say the pledge at preschool, but they're
only four, so it sounds like this:
"Apple
engines!
Inna bag! Uppa ninety states America! Doonapublic.
Itchy sands. One Nathan, Underdog! Bibbity usstiss
firall."
I've been
encouraging it, especially the "Underdog" part.
At any rate, Bob,
I wanted to let you know that your most recent Hate Mail, from Ricardo
Salgado, about the "fiendish plot to ridicularize the Christianity" has
had me rolling in the floor laughing so much I haven't eaten in two
days and have been neglecting my kids. I have decided to make it
my personal mission to spend as much time as possible RIDICULARIZING
THE CHRISTIANITY. Thanks to Ricardo for bringing this fiendish
plot to my attention, and thanks to you, Bob, for cracking me up on
such a regular basis.
Hope you had fun
in AZ. Too bad you couldn't drop by Albuquerque on your way home.
Sincerely,
Supermiddleagedchic,
Rebekah Dekker |
| “...SHOULDNT
BE PUT WITH INNOCENT CHILDRENS SITES.” |
Subject: Re: SICK
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HOW HORRIFIED I WAS WHEN MY
FIVE YEAR OLD FOUND YOUR SITE. I THINK IT IS DISRESPECTFUL OF PEOPLES
BELEIFS AND SHOULDNT BE PUT WITH INNOCENT CHILDRENS SITES.
Nigel Watkins
nigel340@btinternet.com |
| I had no idea it was put with innocent children's sites!
Are you sure that's where your innocent child found the site (on an
innocent children's site)? Because I am not aware of the innocent
children's site that it is belonging to if this is all so.
So I ask you to please direct me to this innocent
children's site that your innocent child found my game which is
supposed to be more directed to the guilty children.
Bob |
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| “Don't
return this e-mail... Why did you do this?” |
Subject: Re: mocking Jesus
Don't return this e-mail, but I just want to say I
think "dressing up Jesus" is mocking the sacrafice he
made and hurt he felt so we could have a relationship with God
forever if we beleive what he did for us and and give your heart to
him. I don't think the REAL Jesus would like that.Why did you do this?
Patti Osman
ubaxntulsa@sbcglobal.net |
| Wait. You're telling me not to reply to your email, then
you're asking me why I made the site? Which is it? You come to me with
questions and then tell me not to answer them?!?! Please explain which
one of your requests I'm supposed to obey, and any other demands you
have of me so that I can humbly grant each one appropriately.
Bob |
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| “I hope you go to hell when you DIE!!!!!” |
I think you are taking the mic out of Jesus the
son of GOD!! He's a wonderful chap that died to save our lives and
there you are taking the mic outm of him I am ashamed of you and I hope
you go to hell when you DIE!!!!!
Dan
danieleatssausages@hotmail.com |
What's a "mic?" I'm sorry, but here in the United States
a "mic" is short for "microphone." Like that ice cream cone shaped
thing that rock stars sing into. And it sounds pretty funny to hear you
saying that I'm "taking the microphone out of Jesus!"
Haha! I mean, that's probably not what you meant, but it's still
hilarious that you said it! Hahaha!
Bob |
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|
your sick
Bella MiArgentina
BellaMiArgentina@aol.com |
It's "you're" sick, Dumbo.
Bob |
| “you
might want to revise how about a white horse and a white suit” |
well im sure i'll be forgiven for spelling your (
you're) but why on earth would anybody want to dress our Lord on the
cross...especially with satan's suit? something you might want to
revise how about a white horse and a white suit not trying to fight
bubby just letting you know im a bit offended. I'll pray for you bob
Bella MiArgentina
BellaMiArgentina@aol.com |
Oh you're so silly. You actually believe that Jesus is
going to ride in on a white
horse wearing a white suit? |
| “he will be on a white horse and he will have a sword
too” |
it is written and he will be on a white horse and
he will have a sword too and he will slay the wicked and take those who
been hoping on him
so yes if that makes me silly ...so be it
rather be silly in heaven the suffering in hell
Bella MiArgentina
BellaMiArgentina@aol.com |
| Yes, that makes you silly, and so it shall be.
Bob
"Any man who enjoys heaven's paradise while
others suffer eternally is a gloating villain at heart."
Normal Bob Smith, 2006 |
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