Hate Mail

Another Fun Comics Edition of Hate Mail!

Nothing's more fun than replying to hate mail with a cute little doodle to tickle their funnybone! However, they rarely ever respond to it. :(

Their letters are in yellow, whilst mine are silly drawings!

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Hi Nor
mal Bob,

       I do not know if you have explained this on your website, but I think I finally figured out why you call yourself "Normal". You do not believe in Smurfs, correct? Does that make you an "asmurfist"? No, it makes you normal. You do not believe in Santa either. Does that make you an "asantist"? No, it makes you normal. I think atheists are just normal rational people. Thanks Bob, I am seeing the light. Have a great day.

James Scannell

 


Subject: It's reassuring to read your fan mail

Your site's definately a good thing...but I think you should emphasize what all religion stems from initially.. fear.
I've been reading a lot of hatemail since I found your site last year, and I've read all of the examples and comparisons (clay head etc) but I think that it's not getting through to people as much because you havent put out the fact that we don't know why were here, what's going to happen to us. It's all just fear. Were afraid. That's why people resort to religions/cults especially after deaths of someone close to them. They bug the fuck out! And they obsess, the simple apes they are... Hopefully with the internet forcing some of us to be more cultured thus openminded, we'll open our fucking eyes.

I remember being in history in I think 5th grade, and my teacher was talking about how people didn't understand weather and soil, so when the corn crops didn't grow how they'd want, or when they expected them to, they'd say the god of corn wished it to be that way.

Same goes for whatever else, there were also gods for other mysterious things they didn't have enough control over. And I remember bringing it up in lunch that, maybe we don't understand why were hear so we just say theres a god and a place and all that jazz. I got awkward looks from my 12 year old friends. Now I'm 17 and thinking back I don't think I ever believed there was a god. And I, like everyone should, went through being manic depressive. So now I feel like I can take in every amount of beauty the real world I'm living in has to offer, instead of fantasies of assurance. I'm agnostic, and happy. It's possible, and I think that's what people need to understand.

I just found a nicely summed up definition of religion from urban dictionary.

"Religion"
The biggest lie in human history. It has been responsible for more deaths throughout human history than all other unnatural causes combined. For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Free your minds and come into the 21st century
"Religion is the child of Ignorance and Fear"

Alex Lion

 


Subject: your website is officially "tasteless"!

hey, bob.  I was just trying to acess your site here at school, and guess what?  access denied.  On what grounds, you may ask?  Whatever web-babysitter we have here defines your site as "tasteless" and therefore disallowed my access therein.  I was disappointed, i must say, as i like your work (a lot), but i was also surprised: i could still access all kinds of information about mel's "passion of the christ".  Strange, meh? heheheheheh.  truly a sad day is today.  i look forward to seeing the "bob smith, u.s.a." movie.
 
if i ever find my way back to new york i will hunt you down and tickle the shit out of you.  but i'll leave the clean up to you. tee hee hee. 
 
yours, jaems workman

 


Hi I just wanted to tell you that I have now spent 3 hours looking at your site and I don’t even know how I found it to begin with but I must say I am intrigued and will check back to see what else is going on periodically... sent a link to some friends so they could play dress up jesus and they were all amused even the ones that believe in god.Well don’t wanna waste anymore of your time just wanted to share what im sure you already know!!!

Thanks for the laughs
Candice

you may laugh at him being on the cross but i feel what he did was the best thing anyone ever did

I am highly offended by your dress up jesus, you may laugh at him being on the cross but i feel what he did was the best thing anyone ever did, please remove this trash or i will take this much further.

Phil Hennessy
p.hennessy@talk21.com

 

i hope the cops take your site down and fine you.

hi bob
i think your very disrespectful to your self and others. you shouldnt be allowed to have this site, i hope the cops take your site down and fine you.

i find it to be rude when you make fun of catholics, and the pope. i cant stand people that arent catholic and have something to say about us. we know the truth, and i hope you can find the truth one day. as well as every body else. and your dress up jesus is ridiculous. what did jesus ever do to you that would make you feel thhat you had to do that. well hope you respond.

 **mel**
drummergirl4ever2004@yahoo.com

 

May the Lod God Almighty bring judgement upon you and your household

May the Lod God Almighty bring judgement upon you and your household....and send you the perfect labourer for your salvation.... In the name of Jesus Christ

Woo Siew Weng
wsw80@hotmail.com

 

I would never go as far as to openly scron and poke fun at something other people strongly believe in and hold dear.

How small minded and retarded do you need to be to create a site mocking someone elses religion. I am not personally a Christian, but I would never go as far as to openly scron and poke fun at something other people strongly believe in and hold dear.

Get a fucking life
Luke Cripps
luke.cripps@gmail.com

 

He is very precious to me and I call upon Him as Lord and Saviour

I am EXTREMELY offended by your new Jesus dressup game!  If Jesus is not precious to you,  if you do not call  upon Him as your Lord and Saviour, then that is your choice.  BUT, He is very precious to me and I call upon Him as Lord and Saviour and for you to make a mockery of this is absolutely terrible.  I hope you will consider how offensive this is (not only to me, but thousands of others) and take it off the internet.

Connie Howard
c.howard@caneyisd.org

 

FIRSTLY I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR NAME SUITS YOU BOB... JUS A BOB, NOTHING WORTH NAMING.

WELL, FIRSTLY I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR NAME SUITS YOU BOB, BECAUSE YOUR A WASTEMAN, JUS A BOB, NOTHING WORTH NAMING.
MAY I ALSO REMIND YOU THAT U LACK MANNERS AND RESPECT.
 
YOUR WEBSITE IS MOCKING JESUS, I AM APPALAUD BY YOUR LOW SELF, MUST I REMIND YOU THAT HE IS THE REASON WHY YOU ARE ALIVE MR, INFACT U DO KNOW OR MUST I INFORM YOU THAT UR SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE FIRST PLACE, ONCE AGAIN BECAUSE UR A WASTEMAN. GO BACK TO YOUR KENNEL SIMPLY.DON'T BOTHER REPLYING CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK DOG LANGUAGE,
KICK OUTTTTT 

James Lee
jahs1@tiscali.co.uk

 

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