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Bob,
i've adored your website for quite some time now, and emailed you a
couple of times. i'm thrilled beyond comprehension to see you have a myspace
account. usually on myspace i only add friends that i actually know
and talk to in the physical sense, but i'm making an exception here
because you rock THAT much.
also, from one artist to another, i
love your work. your style is very recognizable. below is bob in
pencil-form with spooooky border. my apologies for the poor image
quality. i just got a new scanner and boy does it ever suck.
i drew this from a photo on the bob project
now go on, let those christians know
just how retarded they are!
Jesyka
Deviant Art
I'm extremely sorry that she called you a swat. I'm sure that hurts your feelings immensely. Don't worry. There's many ways to cope with such a put-down. A good one is to look in a dictonary and find there's no definition of "swat" that could be conceived as an insult. Whether Sofia is suggesting you're the Special Weapons And Tactics organization or a sharp blow, I'm still with you all the way.
Good luck!
-ChiP
UK
P.S. I have attached a photo that I'm sure will prove I'm a trustworthy individual whose advice you can confidently take.
"Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb." - Batman
"You know what's great about me? Nothing... I mean, I'm from Orville" - Tom Skowrnski
"Goro had 3 fingers...So actually he had 12....Which is more!" - Ryan Emotion
Subject: It's great, really.
That little Welsh girl is hilarious. It's sad when you start to realize that she is what the Christians are raising. I love how they instill, along with several other false beliefs, that you can cram your opinion down some one else' throat, but it is immoral and evil if people speak against what they're preaching. I live in the Bible Belt. I get to witness things like this every day. It's marvelous. Waking up daily, looking forward to the people in the hallways telling me, "You're goin' ta hell! Don't you know that?" All of this just because I don't believe in the God that they preach about. Anyways, Bob, I am grateful that you take the time to deal with these people, and that you try to make them think, and open their eyes. Thank you.
Aaron Yukas
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| “i
swear- my school will not like this at all... we get regular visits
from the Pope and he would be happy ( or not) to know what people are
doin u prick!” |
OMG! (O MY GOD) OW CAN U B SO SICK... I AINT A
BIBLE BASHER BUT THAT IS JUST BEYOND SICK!
U R SICK!!!!!
TELL ME SOMETHING-
ARE YOU A NON- CATHOLIC/ CHRISTIAN
YOU ARE DISPICABLE!!! ;-o u r so immature too!
from Sophia
(age 13, wales)
P.S~ why are u being so STUPID and SICK and
ANTI-RELIGIOUS
i swear- my school will not like this at all... we get regular visits
from the Pope and he would be happy ( or not) to know what people are
doin u prick!
i hope god can forgive you because i most
certainly cannot! :@
i hate you!!! |
Sophia, calm down. Okay? Just chill for a bit and
think about it for a second. Deep breath.
Jesus is pretend, like Santa.
Now I know that me saying this is gonna cause you
to immediately think I'm the devil himself. But I promise you that I'm
just a human being like you, (there's no devil either) and all I want
is the truth just like everybody else. And in my experience I have
found that so much of what the bible says isn't true, proved false by
the things we already know from science and research.
Just be aware that there are people out there that
don't think that guy is God. Not only that, but there are even those of
us who think that there is no God at all! And those of us who think
that God is entirely made up in people's heads are just as offended
that you have these rules from a God that there's no proof for that you
want to impose on everybody else.
This is just to tell you where people like me are
comin' from, and when you go nuts name calling and screaming, it only
makes your group look bad.
Thank you for the email.
Bob |
| “dont
u DARE tell me to calm down” |
dont u DARE tell me to calm down... i dont care if
ppl think god is real or not!
but i do and i dont want u blaspheming about my God
and yes, i DO think ur the devil himself
u fucking BASTARD!
Sophia |
Hold on a sec. I'm the adult here, and you're just
13! Did it even cross your mind for a minute that maybe I might be
smarter and have more insight than you? I mean, look at each of our
grammar, for Pete's sake! My emails are exquisitely punctuated with
perfect spelling of every word, while your letters are in all caps,
with letters instead of words, and NO punctuation at all, and LOTS of
name calling and cursing! It's like a professor debating math with an
angry monkey!
I'm 20 years older than you. I think you should
consider that there might be a thing or two you could learn from me.
Bob |
| “i
wrote in caps because i was angry eg:- ABCDEFG and i wrote in slang
because i, unlike, You are 'wiv da program'” |
Well exscuse me but the only thing i would wish to
learn fromm you is how to be a knob and i wrote in caps because i was
angry eg:- ABCDEFG and i wrote in slang because i, unlike, You are
''wiv da program'' and for a 23 year old, it just goes to show that you
were a swat!!!
and yes , something did cross my mind! it was how much of an ass you are
by the way how you ever read the DAvinci code?
there is proof that Jesus did exist, but had a life with Mary magdalene
and bore a child
What proof do you, personally, have to show that
my God is not real
i am also very good at punctuating and spelling.
Top in my class actually! so ''in ur face''
please email me back as i have more to tell you
Do you have msn because it would be better to
speak on that!!!
i look forward to your next email
TRA
from sophia |
Ha HA! Top of your class, and you think that 13
plus 20 is 23?!? In YOUR face! I am SO much older than that! Oh, you
better believe it!! Now I bet you're reconsidering whether or not you
have the intelligence to debate with me about God's existence, huh?
And, okay, no, I haven't read the DaVinci Code as
of yet, but I bet you didn't read "The End of Faith" by Sam Harris,
have you? Nope! I didn't think so! And it's a slap in the face to all
people of faith! Ouch! Burrrrn!!! And you wanna know what proof I have
that there's no God? I'll tell you that proof! Pray to fly then jump
out of a plane with no parachute!
Not bad for a "23 year old," huh?? Haha HA!
Oh you look so foolish right now. And you wanna
know another thing? You're not the first 13 year old girl that I've
argued into the pavement like this! I've outwitted children half your
age and left 'em in the DUST! So, join the list, Sophew-friends! TOTAL
1st DEGREE BURN!!!!!! YES!
Bob |
| “i look forward to your email(s)” |
You are totally horrid! you have not yet driven ME into the pavement and guess what... u never will! and you SHOULD read the davinci code!
whether you ask for it or not. i am giving my opinion to you on the subject of religion! it is OK i guess if you think God does NOT exist but to share it out in public ALL OVER THE WORLD it is just sooooo horrible you must have been a small sad child and you must have been through a terrible ordeal e.g:-a family/friend loss and had no-one to turn to but the Great Lord himself but he did not answer you in a way you wished so you have been against him ever since
i do not feel foolish at all. Or embarassed. on the contrary, i fing your emails very amusing!
But why are you so against my God.???!
i look forward to your email(s) where can i get that book you mentioned? i wish to read it and you should try the davinci codebye!
xxx
from sophia |
The book I mentioned can be found at any bookstore that
doesn't ban books which are about things that are against religion.
Some bookstores ban those books, and funny enough, that in itself is a
wonderful illustration as to how the Christian belief itself spread so
far for so long. If you were opposed to it you were banned, and in some cases that meant being silenced, imprisioned, burned at the
stake, or beheaded (they still do this in the Middle East). So yeah,
don't go to your church bookstore for my book, because they're priority
is to make sure you DON'T get other information.
Wait, are you from the Middle East? You said that I shouldn't be
sharing my thoughts about God with the world, and that led me to
thinking perhaps you're a Nazi or something. Is that the case? If so
then I now have a clearer picture of where you're coming from, being a
Nazi Youth.
And you and your religion shouldn't be running from opposing ideas.
That just makes it look like you have something to hide, or that your
lie will be exposed. Burning people at the stake (whether it's verbal
or literal) isn't how one defends an idea. Unless the idea is false,
then yeah. That's what you gotta do, I suppose.
Bob |
| “i am totally against anything to do with that bastard HITLER!” |
Actually i wont shout at you- as i said before-im not a bible basher! And NO WAY am i a 'nazi youth' how can i be? i am welsh (from wales duh) and i am totally against anything to do with that bastard HITLER! use your brain
i wanted to talk to you on msn about YOU! its called being nice- maybe you havent heard of it you should try looking it up If im honest- i do not agree with everything the church does! some of it is madness!
but one thing is certain-if u do not believe-FINE but why tell other people that! leave and let be leave the followers to follow and you do what you wish! OK
sophia x
P.S- where do you get the time to write such
llllllllllooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg emails :) |
| The reason that I tell other people I don't believe is because I think that your religion teaches some very bad things! That's why! Duh. Like it teaches that faith in things is more important than using your brains! And it also teaches people that Adam and Eve were the beginning of the world and not the dinosaurs, and that's just plain rotten garbage! Yuk!
And then there are other people who are Christians that tell people to love God more than their own families! Even more than their own children! What's that all about? I mean really! It's horrible and ugly. I've even heard people say that you should love Jesus more than everyone too! And some people even say that their bible and the faith itself are more important than people too! It's awful and mean. That's what it is. I hate it! :( People are most important! Not make-believe people & stories! Grrrrrrrrrr!
And just so you know, there are Nazis that are Welsh. There are even American Nazis! They look like skinheads and are tough and naughty. So you could be a Nazi too with the belief you have that no one should be allowed to say that they don't believe. That's what Nazis believe too! You should be a Nazi. It'd fit what you believe! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
And this is how I make my living! Answering emails! That's why I have the time for it. It's true! Neat, huh? Like the greatest job in the world!!!! HOORAY!!!!!
Bob |
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