Hate Mail!

Their letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

Dear Bob,

You get a lot of hate mail but I wanted to e-mail you to say thank you. I was a Christian who never wavered in faith, untill this year when a friend showed me your site.

When I read God Ate My Balls a lot of things you said made sense. Of course at first what you said made me angry, but after reading it again and again I started seeing more and more truth in what you've written. After almost a year after visiting your site I quit going to church and declared my self an atheist.
After I became and atheist I've gotten better grades, made more friends, and got involved in alot of after school programs that I really enjoy. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Paige M.C.
Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Bob,
You've probably heard this before, but the abbreviation you sometimes use for your name (NoBS) could also mean No Bullshit. You could use that in
>your ads if you wanted. Or you could say something like "NoBS stands for Normal Bob Smith, but it also stand for No Bullshit because everything I say is true."

It's just a suggestion.
-Ness, the devout atheist

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Subject: what gmac thinks (or doesn't) about your site...

Hey Bob...,
I am a customer service rep for GMAC and have recently discovered your pages while doing random searches on google for "jesus".   Needless to say my job is riDICulously boring at times... ('...yes ,sir/mam, you owe us money, no sir/mam you don't...) so I surf a lot and get paid for doing so.

Being the giant, seething corporation that it is, there are many sites that are 'restricted' from viewing through their system (one being coasttocoastam.com -- "ooh, those dirty dirty aliens and bigfeet... how OFFENSIVE!) I digress... My point here is that your site is  NOT restricted by gmac... but mancow's IS!  Hahaha! Hohoho  ... HEE! As you can tell, I get a GREAT big chuckle about that.
I am a Subgenious and discordian in my beliefs (spiced HEAVILY by quantum theory), so I really enjoy your site. This is the 3rd or 4th day I've gleaned what I consider head-feeding entertainment from it. I especially like the 3 celebs endorsing your JDU (Who Would Jesus Dress- up?) Two of my favorite directors and one of my favorite comediens (too bad Bill Hicks was offed before he could see it).
So... 'Keep up the good work!'... etc. I now have an X-mas present idea.
 
Jeffrey Boerst
aka: 'Dr. Nothing'

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Subject: Hate Mail? Fan Mail?.. Defense Mail?.. I dunno what this is.. :o\

I guess this is hate mail...?? Your haters annoyed me. I had to get a word out.

To Bob's Haters: All of you people are ridiculous. No, I have not particularly been "saved" yet, but I have not completely turned my back on "God".

If you Christians are as faithful, loving and  "FORGIVING"  as you are SUPPOSED to be, you will believe and love Bob. For all that he is, and forgive his sins. And no I don't agree with the Dress Up Jesus, I find it very offensive. But guess what. It IS a free country. He has the freedom of speech, and if you don't like it, then don't view his page.

Props to Bob, I think his responses to his hate mail are very amusing. And You'd think if you were going to post hate mail, you'd at least do it with some dignity, know what you're talking about (not saying that I disagree with all of the haters, even think some of them are correct), but you're the ones making it easy for him to make fun of. It is funny. And YOU are the ones telling him to go to Hell afterall. You are the one starting the drama. YOU are the one not forgiving him. You should run your little Christian butt straight to a priest so you can declare your terrible sins, of not forgiving him, as Jesus WOULD. You are the ones who are writing to him, saying mean and rude things to him. What is he supposed to do, take it in, and smile happily? You know good and well, you would NOT just sit and take someone insulting you. He is minding his business, and you insult him. Who cares if he does something? It's none of your concern.

And the other haters. The ones not really writing hate mail. But praying for Bob.. Give it up. Stop PREACHING. I'm sick of you damn people. If people believe, they believe. If they don't believe, they MAY come around and start to believe, but not because you said so. Because they want to. YOU can do NOTHING to make them think otherwise. So you are doing NOTHING to help the situation. You are just PISSING PEOPLE OFF. SO SHUT UP. Thank you :oD

Amanda

P.S. Rancid is HOTT. I want to fuck her lol. The best Super Chic ever! <3 lol.

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