Hey! I love your
website! I read some of the hate mail you've gotten, Christians can be
so hypocritcal, but it's kind of funny. Yeah.
So my story. I've been going to
Catholic school for about 8 years. And I currently attend an all girls
catholic. Yah, it sucks. Ironically, it was going to Catholic school
that made me such a raging atheist. There are good things that
Christianity teaches, like love your neighbor, don't kill, steal, lie,
etc... but the really important lessons are the ones that pretty much
every other religion teaches. So that makes Christianity seem like just
another religion to me. And I feel like if God created everything, that
would make this world less special, you know? Becauseit was all the
work of some all powerful being instead of the power of nature. And I
totally believe in the power of nature and people. Dude, it's so great
to talk about my beliefs with someone who agrees with me! Cuz none of
my friends are atheist. Except for two, but they go to a different
school, and one is a big druggie. But nevermind that. So... yah! I
totally support your website. If people don't like what you're saying,
they don't have to read it. And it's bullshit that people think that
freedom of speech does not include offending other people. They need a
reality check. Like NOW. So yah I love you bye! ^.~
PS Your devil costume is real sexy.
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You're wicked! Please close http://www.jesusdressup.com/.
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Please visit the site titled http://www.jesusdressup.com/ again.
are making a mockery of the biggest event for the christian
this game is insulting to christians, it would be
acceptable if he wasn't being crucified you are making a mockery of the
biggest event for the christian poulation which is very large it
is a stupid "game" that is insulting and should be removed ask your
self whats gonna happen if
jsus did exsist have fun in hell asshole i suggest you remove if you
dont wanna suffer for eternity
|Yes. If Jesus is the God of the universe and the snake
talked to Eve in the magical garden and the animals were all saved on a
big ark, then yes. I'm fucked. So I think I'm gonna be all right.
think if you want people to continue going to your website then you
take that game off!”
i think that your website is disgusting! i am a christian and on your
"jesus magnet" it says "your prayers did nothing" and to me that is
not true! if they did nothing, we wouldnt be here!
i think if you want people to continue going to your website then you
take that comment AND that game off! because not only is it being
disrespectful to my religion but it is a stuipd game and people should
have better things to do than play your trashy game.
|But Kimberly, I have had no problem getting people to
come to my website. In fact I get SO many people coming to it that it's
NUMBER 1 on Google when searching for the word "Jesus!" That's right!
Google search Jesus and I'm right at the top of the list! So as you can
see, I'd be crazy to take that page down off my site. Everybody's goin'
to it... including YOU for Christ's sake!
Thanks but no thanks!
sugdest that you try church again and approach it with a more
open mind and open heart.”
Subject: Read This...
I know you probably get about a billion hate mail e-mails a day, but
would you please be willing to give a little of your time responding to
this e-mail?? I am a teenage Christian, who by no means wishes to
tolerate your terrible mistakes about Christianity and the whole
existence of God, but I would like to know exactly why it is that
you have such strong disbelifs in him that you have dedicated your life
to ripping on him. Now before you totally write me off, just hear
me out. I'm not writing to yell at you and tell you how
unbelievably wrong and mislead you are about the whole picture of God,
but rather to ask out of curiosity why exactly and how you came to
believing the things that you do. I read on your site, in
response to a myspace girl, that you never once saw of felt God.
I'm curious to hear the more complete story of your testimony.
Being a Christian however, I cannot close my letter without telling you
that yes I know there is such a thing as God. I wish there was
some way that I could prove it to you and lift the blanket from your
eyes. When you said that you have never seen God let me remind you that
he is everywhere.
The Devil comes to cloud and decieve you. He is your enemy. But I
shouldnt be telling you what to think I know because that is why God
gives us free will. He's not going to force you to love him, or
to believe that he even exists for that matter, but he gives us free
will to make that choice and gives us benefits and concequences.
In the end, he'll give us exactly what we want and if its seperation
from God for all eternity that you want, then that is what he will give
you. That is what hell is. I count life as just stuff to
try the soul's strength. Dont tell me to grow up like you told
other people on your site to. Science has almost nothing to do
with Religion. You dont know how long God's days are and I feel
you take the Bible too literally. I sugdest that you try church
again and approach it with a more open mind and open heart.
I used to be athiest and let me tell you that my prayer to God to show
me Himself did work. And didnt happen in the ways I expected
it too. Sometimes even when it was happening, I didnt
realize it untill after the fact. I look back and say 'wow'
and 'holy crap' because I think God has a sense of humor and that
line was needed.
Please take a little
time to write something back. It would mean a lot to me.
|Lemme guess. You're 15, huh?
to mock the Lord Jesus.”
I pray for your salvation as it's blasphemy to mock the Lord Jesus.
Jesus died on the cross for people like you and me so we can be
forgiven for our sins and spend eternity in heaven. To make fun of
Jesus is no laughing matter. I pray for you and your family that you
may find salvation in the Lord Jesus.
|Are you permitted to question the validity of these
claims? Question and test them? Because I have done so, and my findings
have uncovered the opinion that none of it is true, that we actually
have evolved over millions of years, and the story of Adam and Eve is folklore. I
have looked deeper and found that there is an actual truth that doesn't
include dragons, and angels, and people flying in the sky on
chariot of clouds. I have looked beyond the book you reference for your
beliefs and have discovered it to be mistaken.
Sorry, but this is so.
|“please give me your
facts and I will prove them wrong.”
Provide me with your facts and I will prove you wrong. Archeology has
proven the validity of what the bible says. Secular scholars have
also proven the validity of the bible. It is absurd to think we evolved
into these complex bodies. So please give me your facts and I will
prove them wrong.
|Dinosaurs. Did they exist before God made the earth or
during Adam & Eve's day, and along side humans?
|“the only dinosaur bones
that are carbon dated are only a few thousand years old”
They lived among humans. "For in six days the LORD made the heavens and
the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh
The word "dinosaur" was first "invented" in 1841. God describes to Job
(who lived after the Flood) a great beast. This great animal, called
"behemoth" is described as "the chief of the ways of God."
"Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and which feed on
grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins, what power in the
muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his
thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like
rods of iron. He ranks first among the works of God..."
-Job 40:15-19 (NIV)
If you are relying on carbon dating on dinosaur bones the only dinosaur
bones that are carbon dated are only a few thousand years old.
|Wait. Hold on a second... whoa whoa whoa! Dinosaurs lived
with humans? If they lived among us then what happened to them? And
don't give me that "worldwide flood killed them all" crap, because the
flying and swimming dinosaurs wouldn't be killed by floods. You're
really stretching it trying to use those vague bible mentions of big
animals to support such a claim. Job describes a big animal, once,
during a time when 60 foot tall dinosaurs stomped around the planet and
ate each other (and people) up!??!
You're seriously going to claim that the dinosaurs lived during
When the Romans were worshipping Zues and Thor, there were dinosaurs?
You've got to be kidding me. Are you seriously trying to sell that to
me?? I think I understand where you're coming from now, and it isn't a
smart place. It's a silly place. And it's the same place that your
human god named Jesus comes from.
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