Subject: Hey Bob!
Dude!
Again I'm spending the last hours of my Day staring open mouthed at your hatemail Section. It's so unbelievable. Well, actually it's sadly believable. How can these people think what they think? It just baffles me.
Ok, one or two words about me before I find my Bed hopefully. The Christian religious backround of my family is strong on the fathers side, with two Pastors marrying two sisters of my Dad after a strong religiuos backround of my (deceased) fathers parents. So to put it short I did a lot of Church things as a Kid (but never that much over the Top as some of the people who write to you) , and was at sometime confirmated, while doubts were already in Progress. Over a very short esoteric detour (as well a long Time ago, when I was 20 maybe, sort of "there must be something out there") I finally got rid of "religious" thinking about....not too long ago..say five Years.
It's hard to put a point on that because it was a development that took some time and though I would have never said that there is the "real" Christian God since I was 18 it took very long to really REALLY get rid of it. The internet with ites great Atheist websites provided a lot of great stuff to read to finally call it off, I'd say. Oh yeah, I'm now 35 and do a lot of interesting things like a Radio Show on free Radio in Hamburg (you want to get on a Show?) and support my unique Soccer Club, the FC St. Pauli. I might even be assistant announcer for a Nationwide broadcasted cup Game, had my Test last Sunday.
Well, blahblahblah.
Thanks for your Website, If religious things heat up in the US go to Exile in Europe, good place for Atheists. ;-)
Pics from me trying the announcer Job: (I'm the guy in the Front in the red Shirt, not the Girl in the back.)
It's a Game of the 2nd Team, so theres not a lot of people.
Oh yeah, one last thing.
To earn I living I build artificial Limbs, so that raises the (from Matt Groenings "Life in Hell"stolen) childrens Question every Day if if a Limb waits for you in Heaven when you lose it in your life.;-)
Greeting from Germany
Carry on!
Klaus Schüring
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Aug 17, 2006 6:33 PM
you = big giant deuche, and you have sperm in your eye maybe you should wash that out ... and maybe if you used some mouth wash you would be able to get some of the sperm out of your throat as well... faget ass bitch
Nick
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Aug 17, 2006 6:37 PM
| “what in the world did jesus ever do to you?” |
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Aug 17, 2006 6:40 PM
| “im interested in wht you have to say becuase you look like someone who can hold up an argument” |
now what in the world did jesus ever do to you? just curious.. cus honestly you seem like someone who trys to get attention from whoever you possibly can...
but please message back because as much as i disagree with you completely, im interested in wht you have to say becuase you look like someone who can hold up an argument and i wouldnt mind trying you... bye
Nick
myspace.com/magicalpasterychef |
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HaHA! Wow! Look at that mug of yours! And what an amazing intro to a request for a debate! I especially like that you're both wanting to defend Jesus Christ's good name while you talk about sperm in the throats of "fagets!" I can only imagine the explanations you'd give to issues like:
How did the animals from all over the world get to Noah's ark? Polar bears swam the ocean? Kangaroos road atop giant turtles? Did seagulls help out with the loads?
or
When a mother goes to heaven and her child goes to hell, how does she enjoy paradise?
Christ I'd love to hear your thought process as you sort out those stories that weren't included in the Bible. In fact, I'll make it your own Bible Chapters! It'll be 1st Nick, Chapter 1: Verse 1- "u c there wuz dis talkin snake an an apple that made ppl sin and shit, yadda yadda yadda..."
It'll be fantastic! And could you keep the silver plates in while you type out your bible verses? It paints a funnier picture for my audience and, well you know, it's keepin' it real, dawg.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith.com
PS. I see by your Myspace profile that your special talent is "blow jobs." You are aware that the more popular usage of that phrase refers to the penis being in your mouth, and not the vagina?
PPS. It's brave of you to advertise that all your packin' is a "pink crayon." I commend you for your honesty.
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Subject: um yea
GOD IS REAL AND SATAN CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH. SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETHINK
YOUR LITTLE WORLD U HAVE CREATED FOR YOUR SELF!!!! GOD IS LOVE. TRYING
TO GET ATTENTION FOR THIS IS PATHETIC. PRAYING FOR FORGIVNESS IS WHAT U
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GOD IS THE TRUE RULER, SATAN HAS NOTHING!!
Stephanie
myspace.com/stephanieandtony |
Hey, you sound like one kooky-crazy religious fundy! Fun!
Hey, I was wondering, are there gargoyles in hell? A friend of mine bet
me that there weren't but I know there has to be, because there sure
can't be gargoyles in heaven! Hahaha!
Oh! I got another question for ya! When you go to heaven do you forget
about the people you knew who're in hell? Or will you cry yourself to
sleep every night in paradise thinking of them? Wait, is there night in
heaven?? That's a good question too!
Your beliefs are fun like a video game! Your life must be super fun
living in a make-believe video game world. Lucky.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith.com |
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my 6 year old is looking up dress -up stuff and finds dress up Jesus, I
have to react! That's my baby girl” |
Well,
I do believe in GOD and Jesus Christ is MY savior and usually I don't
even bother with people like you or whatever. I am not perfect, noone
is. But when my 6 year old is looking up dress -up stuff and finds
dress up Jesus, I have to react! That's my baby girl. |
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I don't understand the whole gargoyle thing but whatever. And since
obviously you don't read the bible when you go to heaven there's no
suffering , hunger or anything so no I don't think that you cry
yourself to sleep over them. If you don't understand why I reacted then
sorry, everybody has some good in them.
~Later~
Stephanie
myspace.com/stephanieandtony |
So what you're saying is you wouldn't cry in heaven if
your little girl was in hell? MONSTER! I must say that it completely
repulses me to have someone like you bitchin' and yellin' at me when
ideas 100 time scarier and heartless fall from your lips.
How could any mother have even a moment of bliss while her child is in
hell? Nevermind that. How could ANYBODY have ANY happiness while ANYONE
is in hell?? How can you reason this out in your minds? Or are you
seriously THAT brainwashed by your faith?
I don't see how you can sit and defend a belief that separates loved
ones for eternity. I hope you come to your senses and teach that kid of
yours something other than flawed fairy tales. If you want her to live
a smart, strong life you'll ditch the damnation in hell routine, and
present her with a freakin' science book for Christ's sake! Jeesh!
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith.com
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