Hate Mail HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!
The Alicia, Manager of "Christ the Way Bookstore" files

Her letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

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Remember when about three Halloweens ago (pg 90) I dressed up as Satan for the first time ever and I fell in love with the idea, and then I couldn't shake the habit of being Satan? Well, last night for the first time ever I was a Living Dead Zombie risen from the Grave, and I fell in love yet again!! So yep, you guessed it! I'm ditching the whole Satan routine, and now the "Normal Bob Smith Experience" is gonna be a complete Zombie-theme! No kiddin'!


I'm gonna get together an army of Living Dead Girls, and we'll go around handing out "Jesus Is Undead" fliers, and when Christians yell out "Why are you doing this?!" We'll bellow, "BRAINNZZZ!!!"

I'm sorry, but this is just what Halloween does to me so you're just gonna have to roll with my indecisiveness and respect my new zombie persona and lurk around your own neighborhoods dressed up like zombies spreading my message of Godlessness.

Seriously! And hate mail? There's no arguing with a zombie! He Just wants one thing! Every letter will be retorted with "BRAINS!" And there's no point in sending death threats to a zombie! All my bases are covered!

Okay, you get the idea. I had a fun Halloween Saturday. I'll let you know how the rest of Halloween week goes. Now enjoy this page of hate mail, and feel free to send in your comments to be posted regarding this page of scary Halloween hate mail!

 


Hey Bob,

I'm an atheist who's been reading your site for years. This Halloween I went as Jesus because, well, I look a lot like Jesus. Besides my uncanny resamblance to Jesus, the other thing that really made my costume great was that I printed out a bunch of your pamphlets and was handing them out. I chose the "Heaven is Awesome", "Satan's a Jerk" and "Pray for Satan" pamphlets because I think they complimented the costume best.

My costume even won first prize at the party I went to. So thank you Bob, wihout you my Halloween wouldn't have been nearly as fun.

-Jon Quass

Please Read

Please read.

Alicia H
info@Christtheway.ca
Isaiah 26:5-6
Christ the Way Bookstore

So our worldly friends aren't as important as Jesus? Is anyone we know or love here on earth as important as Jesus?

Bob

yes God comes first.

The Bible says:

"And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:30-31

Your neighbour is everyone. But yes God comes first.

Alicia H
info@Christtheway.ca
Isaiah 26:5-6
Christ the Way Bookstore

It's important to this Supreme Being that we put human beings 2nd, or even 3rd on the list of importance (if you include Jesus too)? What about the bible? Is the Word Of God more important than humans?

I'm very confused by this belief you have. It almost makes humans seem unimportant, like the second they're born they immediately deserve to suffer forever in hell fire.
Is that true?!?

Bob

I saw on your website made me want to cry

Hello,
The Bible says that Jesus is the Word of God and it also says that Jesus is God

John 1:10-12 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. He came unto his own, and his own received him not. But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name.
He came as a human into the world to save us from our sins. Because those sins will be what sends us to Hell after we die.

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23

Jesus Said: "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?" Matthew 23:33

I wanted to write you because what I saw on your website made me want to cry, and wanted to at least give you a fair warning at where you are heading. I have been saying "the Bible says" because I didn't want it to be my words but God's. They crucified Jesus 2000 years ago, and you are crucifying Jesus afresh on your website. But He died for you so that you wouldn't go to Hell. Please consider this seriously.

"For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God."
Corinthians 1:18

Alicia H
info@Christtheway.ca
Isaiah 26:5-6
Christ the Way Bookstore

Your beliefs about human beings not being the most important of all makes me want to cry. That's the saddest belief I've ever heard of; putting anything before humans. I am so saddened by your beliefs that I can hardly keep from weeping for all humanity that believes what you do. No wonder people are so willing to kill each other for their religious beliefs.

I hope your religion dies away like most other religions have. It's horrible.
Bob

Its not His fault that were a bunch of sinners that don't listen to Him.

God said:

"Like as a father pitieth his children, so the LORD pitieth them that fear him. For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust. As for man, his days are as grass." Psalm 103:13-15

and He also said that we were not to commit murder. Its not His fault that were a bunch of sinners that don't listen to Him. See the thing is is if thereis a Devil, which you seem to portray, then there is a God and Revelation 20:10
in the Bible says that:

"the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

The Bible's prophecies have been proven to come true, and this is no different.

Alicia H
info@Christtheway.ca
Isaiah 26:5-6
Christ the Way Bookstore

No, people do listen to him. If I remember correctly God even told Abraham to take his child and stab him in the throat, and Abraham took him up to the altar and almost did just that! God repeatedly tells people to kill each other in the bible, even going as far as telling them to kill the women, children, and cattle too! The idea that God would tell us to kill each other instead of debating, or talking things through is wicked and vile.

I even heard that God once killed every human being on the planet once, except for Noah and his family. Don't you tell me he doesn't allow killing! Would you like the list of all the people God told others to kill?

I am utterly appalled at the excuses you're making! Murdering people is the worst crime of all, and God sanctions it throughout the whole bible.
I hope a bum spits in your mouth.
Bob

do you really know what will happen? Are you sure? You had better be 1000% sure!

Hi Bob:

You are a sick individual to wish for such a thing upon a nice young lady that you don't even know, and all the while hiding behind the veil of the internet. Most certainly, you will remember this day in eternity and your vile wishes made here on earth will be so reversed to such a degree that if you were even able to ask forgiveness from this young lady for what you said, (who so lovingly tried to help you see in your blindness), and while you are clawing at your own eyes wishing that the pain would subside, you will find it too late. Eternity is a long time, Bob.

Just think, all it takes is for you just to step off the curb the wrong way, at the wrong time, which will send you into eternity. And, do you really know what will happen? Are you sure? You had better be 1000% sure. Because if you really were honest with yourself, you would know that there is a higher power out there. BTW, the girl was right, Jesus IS God and is the only way. It has been known from the beginning of time. You will find this out one day or another. I hope you repent before it's too late.

No need to reply. You will receive no further response from us.
Alicia H
info@Christtheway.ca
Isaiah 26:5-6
Christ the Way Bookstore

Now these are the wishes I'd expect from someone who puts human beings so far down on her list of priorities!

I should step off a curb at the wrong time and be sent into an eternity of a million
bums spitting into my mouth until the end of time itself! Thank you Alicia for clearly illustrating where the motivation for inventing such a destiny derives.

Your response to this email isn't even necessary.
Bob

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