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Subject: This might sound weird, Bob, but I'd like to trade links...

OK Bob, this is probably the first time you've heard from an ordained Christian minister wanting to trade links with you, but after reading a lot of the "Christian" responses on your site, I felt compelled to put together my own little project, WhoWouldJesusHate.net. FYI, after seeing your site some time ago, on a whim I thought I'd see if jesusdressup.net and .org were registered and they weren't, so I registered them just for the heck (do you believe in heck?) of it. Check out my commentary on WhoWouldJesusHate and holler back at me. I think this could be an interesting conversation.

Chad Steenerson

 


You're so funny, quoting the bible to your own people like anyone can't simply cherry pick that book to make an excuse for any behavior. Didn't God give direct permission for his people to stone blasphemers? Didn't God Himself kill sinners left and right?

I wonder sometimes where you find the patience to defend such a book, when men have even used its scripture to condone slavery. You're certianly not breaking any new ground telling Chrisitans to love everyone while at the same time it's made perfectly clear to them that they're better than everyone because they're Christian.

If you send me a picture of yourself that I can post I will gladly link you up with the letter you sent me.
Bob

 


Bob,
Let me know if you got the photo I sent you. I was wondering, since you get such an unfortunately steady stream of e-mail from "Christians" who just don't seem to understand what they say they
believe about the love of Jesus, and since I'm an "insider" who is fed up with the un-Christian attitudes of too many people claiming to be Christians but living otherwise, what do you think about putting a link to WhoWouldJesusHate.net on each of your hate-mail pages so that hopefully it would hopefully step on the toes of a lot of people who need it? I'm in the process of redesigning the menu bar on my site and will have a permanent link to WhoWouldJesusHate as soon as I'm done with it. Lemme know what you think. If you throw them my way after they're (hopefully) finished accosting you, maybe--hey, I believe in miracles--I can get them to thinking about how spiritually stupid they're acting. Lemme know what you think.

Chad Steenerson

 

First of all, I don't think what you wrote on WhoWouldJesusHate.net is really all that inspired or unique. All you've done is scold your people and quoted them tons of scripture on how perfect Jesus is. And yes, I think everyone gets it now: Jesus is perfect. More perfect than you or I could ever be. He's better than Santa, Superman, Yoda, and Peter Pan combined. The authors of the Bible really tweaked Jesus good. He's the greatest character ever invented, and even the Bible tells us that no one has any chance of ever being as good as Him. People get it. That's why they've stopped tryin'.
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i'm gonna slit your throat motherfucker

i'm gonna slit your throat motherfucker

Josh
myspace.com

I'm running down my street screaming in terror.

I think it's cute when merciless bloodthirsty assassins get a myspace account. It's like when gay guys dress in leather, or a truck driver puts on a sundress.

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

 

U FAGETS ARE EVIL AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR UR FILTH!!

Subject: FAGFAGFAGFAGFAG

U FAGET NO WONDER GOD HATES U PPL U WILL BURN IN HELL U PEACE OF SHIT FUCK U! U FAGETS ARE EVIL AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR UR FILTH!! LAGH NOW YOU FILTHY HOMO GOD WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH ON U FUCKER WHORE FAG GAY BURN IN HELL DIE FAGFAGFAGFAG

Bobby Joe
bobby65541@yahoo.com

Thank you for the email, Bobby Joe. Where are you writing from?

Bob

if your angry at god cuz u think ur a homosexual u can be helped. my church has helped saved hundreds of people from a life of sin.

im sorry that wasnt christ like but ur page is so evil and filthy. why did u do that? u know its a sin right? Jesus died for u. if your angry at god cuz u think ur a homosexual u can be helped. my church has helped saved hundreds of people from a life of sin. with god all things are possible. Please take ur jesus dress up down it is disrespectful.

Bobby Joe
bobby65541@yahoo.com

Do you mean to tell me that after rereading your first email to me you can't understand why I wouldn't want to be part of your beliefs?

Read your first email to me that you sent. That's the reason I'm happy to be different than you.
Bob

Do you worship satin?

Do you worship satin?

Bobby Joe
bobby65541@yahoo.com

Of course not. There is no Satan. He is make believe. So is God. They are imaginary beings.

You're not going to start yelling and name calling me a piece of shit faggot again are you? The cult you're part of is frightening!
Bob

if ur a homo u can be helped you dont need
to deny god.

why do you hate god? he loves you. if ur a homo u can be helped you dont need
to deny god.

Bobby Joe
bobby65541@yahoo.com

Bobby Joe, this is like me asking you why you hate the Grinch or Darth Vader. There's no such thing as either of them so you really can't hate them. Just as I don't hate God or Satan.

What I do hate however is the lessons they teach you. I mean, have you reread your first letter to me yet? Here, lemme look for it. Here you go:
"U FAGET NO WONDER GOD HATES U PPL U WILL BURN IN HELL U PEACE OF SHIT FUCK U! U FAGETS ARE EVIL AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR UR FILTH!! LAGH NOW YOU FILTHY HOMO GOD WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH ON U FUCKER WHORE FAG GAY BURN IN HELL DIE FAGFAGFAGFAG"

There. That's your religion. Now do you see why I hate it?
Bob

Your the one who dresses like satin

Your the one who dresses like satin and denies God.

Bobby Joe
bobby65541@yahoo.com

That is correct. And the proper spelling of that word is "Satan." Not satin. Satin is a fabric used to make women's undergarments and bed sheets. And I never dress in it.

Bob

ur mom

ur mom

Bobby Joe
bobby65541@yahoo.com

 

enjoy Hell

Hey Bob, hope you enjoy Hell, here it is really hot there this time of year.

TLTDDSPC@aol.com

Yes, and I hear that the gargoyles are extra black-magical this time of year. But I hear that the ocean of fire is good dragon fishin' so I'll make sure to bring my new rod and enough dragon bait for everyone.

I wonder if they're still having the evil demon sock hop at Urine Valcano? That's always a lot of fun. Well, that is until the gremlins are set loose on the crowd and the contestants are pushed into the river of boiling blood and laughed at while they scream for help. Help that never comes. Then everyone cries for the rest of eternity, and no one ever gets to go home. That's always the saddest part of any trip.

Bob

PS. How's your paradise in heaven going to be? Does the eternal suffering and anguish of your fellow humans disrupt the pleasure any? And what if you got a friend or two, or perhaps even a family member in hell? That must be weird, huh?

 

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