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So none of the following
fan letters included photos, so what I did to solve this problem was to
type their first name into Google Images and I simply used
the first photo that popped up. And all I can say now about it is- My
fans are a bunch of squares! Except for Lu. He seems to be a
pretty laid back cool dude.
Hello Mr. Smith,
I discovered your website last year, I
don't remember how, (through divine intervention? haha.)
anyways, I gotta say........it's
fucking great. I could spew off lines and lines of poetic odes, but you
get the idea. I salute you and shake you warmly by the cyber hand. good
job. keep up the good work, love the super chicks, and love the pray
for satan comics. I sat up one night and read them all straight
through. ahhhh.....good stuff.
I recently moved to nashville TN for
college, I'll be going into my 3rd year of college in the "buckle" of
the bible belt at a christian university.....
....so I'm wondering..... you think I should wear my shirt with the
devil winking on the front (a
famous "Coop" drawing) or my shirt that says "dead women don't say no?"
choices.....
a fan of the fuckin' funny-
Cody
Bob-
I came to your website via jesusoftheweek.com, which posts a variety of
pictures/ drawings/ appearances/ stuff of Jesus along with amusing
commentary. They included your dress up Jesus one week with a link to
you. Of course, I ordered the magnets.
I also read lots and lots of your love/hate mail. Wow, I had no idea
there were so many crazy people in the world. Perhaps if the religious
zealots had paid attention in school and learned to write and spell,
they also would have learned some critical thinking skills and could
discern fact from folly.
God help them, the poor dears.
LOVE your site, your wit, your art, and your attitude.
Larry G Harding Jr
Bob,
Well, I've been on a spree of reading & browsing your website the
last couple of days. You have accumulated a surprisingly large amount
of information most of which is very informative or very funny.
Anyway, I happened to find your
'Crisis' game today and noticed that you are seeking investors. Now, I
certainly wouldn't consider myself a big investor (I would probably
only contribute a few thousand dollars) but I would definitely like to
see a prospectus.
You have a lot of potential, and I
strongly agree with your work, which is more than I can say for many of
the other investments I've made.
Also, I'm interested in any/all
projects you're considering investors for... because as I've told you
previously... you rock!
Sincerely,
Chadwick McHugh
~ All You Need is a Chadwick and a
Dream. ~
Hey there Bob,
You may have seen this, but godisimaginary.com has some very good material. I’ve been spreading this around lately,
and the videos are particularly entertaining.
I appreciate your satirical view of
Christianity and the way you express your atheist views. I lost my
religion six years ago and life’s been more beautiful than ever. I
graduated from school, found a good job, and even managed to find a
Buddhist fiancé who finds my god-bashing almost as hilarious as
I do.
Unfortunately, I’m not so sure that all
of the atheists that visit your site understand what you’re doing with
the hate mail. They seem to think that you’re on a mission to convert
people and ignore the fact that it is simply comedy at its finest.
Exposing the lackluster arguments and circular logic of brainwashed
believers can only encourage those with critical thinking ability to
continue enhancing their minds and seeking answers through evidence and
logic. Your site is a welcome comical oasis in a world filled with
adults who refuse to lose the superstition and lies of their youth.
Thanks!
Lu Castro
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| “Jesus
is a lord to hem and to dress him upo im riddiculas outfits without a
thought for what people may think.” |
I would like to say how offencive the Jesus Dress
Up Game is. To a christian it would be up setting to them for Jesus is
a lord to hem and to dress him upo im riddiculas outfits without a
thought for what people may think.
Emma Wheildon
em_wheildon@hotmail.com |
Yes, but imagine how upsetting it is to a non
Christian to be told they're going to burn forever in hell. It's
horrible! And that's what you believe. It's very hurtful. I don't feel
that way about you or anybody else at all.
Why do you feel that way about other beliefs?
Bob |
| “we
all have our opions and it is mine to think it is offencive.” |
Yes, but we all have our opions and it is mine to
think it is offencive.
have a happy new year
Emma Wheildon
em_wheildon@hotmail.com |
As it is mine to think yours are just as
offensive. We should each be banned from practicing our beliefs.
Bob |
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ur game is rubbish cos u have to click next to the
actual piece of clothing to pick it up!!
from
reviewer of crap games
Callum
callum@wardfamily.plus.com |
Perhaps the problem is on your retarded computer?
Did you even consider that for a minute? Here, go to this page: jesusdressup.com/help/ I made that page for dopes who are too dumb to figure things out on
their own! And if you would've bothered to read the text at the bottom
you would have seen there's an alternative Flash version for lamos!
Jeesh!!
Bob |
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(JESUS) IT IS NASTY DRESSING UP A PERSON WHO IS
DEAD I AM GOING TO SEW YOU
Samantha Williams
s.williams95@btinternet.com |
What are you sewing for me?
Hint: I need a navy blue scarf ;)
Bob |
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF GODS
SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kami Cullum
cullumkr@hasletwireless.net |
| Why shout when a whisper tells the best secrets? |
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| “GET
THAT OF THE INTERNET!” |
U SUK! THAT IS SO SACRELIGIOUS! GET THAT OF THE
INTERNET!
Fenella |
But making it of the internet is exactly what I've
done. I don't understand where the problem is.
Bob |
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| “Why on earth do you want to make fun of God?” |
I am amazed at how disrespectful your website is.
Why on earth do you want to make fun of God? The man who died on the
cross for all of us who turn to him. The Santa dress up is a horrible
insult.
Jesus Loves you and He is God.
fanno399@aol.com |
Why would I want to make fun of the God who died
on the cross for us... then He came back to life with nothin' but a few
scratches? And then He went and hugged all of His friends and showed
everyone that He was still alive and He wasn't successfully executed?
And then He hovered up off the ground and floated up into the sky, up
above the clouds until He was completely out of sight? And then He went
and sat down on the Ultimate Throne of the King of the Universe where
He'll be for the rest of eternity? And you ask me why I don't respect
His "sacrifice?"
Go ahead. Ask me your question again. Pleeeeezze!
Bob |
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| “Don't
wait until it's too late to bow down to the great I AM.” |
You have absolutely no fear or reverence for our
Lord, Jesus Christ, who not only gave up His thrown as King of the
Universe for you, but cared enough about you to die on a cross for your
heinous sins. Do you realize some day you will reap what you have sown
on this web site? Does that mean anything to you at all ? I know deep
down it does and so does God. Don't wait until it's too late to bow
down to the great I AM. One day every knee shall bend whether it wants
to or not. If your knee is made to bend by God you will not enjoy the
comaradary of eternal salvation with our Savior and Redeemer, Jesus.
It's a major decision that will have an eternal impact. Think about it.
It's not something to be taken lightly. From someone who is very
offended by your disrespect for the Lord.
Michelle Giovannelli
megiovannelli@columbus.rr.com |
Wow! I can't believe that there are still people
still beleive in those things! Myths can certainly make for a lot of
fun. I'm very curious to know what other things you still believe in. I
made a list below. If you could put an X next to the items you think
are for real I'd greatly appreciate it. Then I could know more about
where exactly you're coming from. You know?
1. Demons
2. Gargoyles
3. Headless horsemen
4. Cities in the Clouds
5. Unicorns
6. Undead
7. Giants (Giant people)
8. Guardian Angels
9. Ghosts
10. Gremlins
11. Dragons
12. Magic beans
13. Virgin birth
14. People's hair turning white from just being really scared
15. The Loch Ness Monster
16. Sex with a virgin cures AIDS
17. A snake once spoke words to people
18. Wishing on a star
19. Psychics
20. Peoploids
Thank you for your time.
Bob |
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It is brorning it ness shooting.
jking016@aol.com |
Still it matter more mandy quake.
Bob |
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