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Subject: about this site

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Dear Sir,
I recently discovered your site for Jesus dress up while surfing the internet. I am sure you get a lot of compliments and I must admit you are talented and creative. However, I am honestly a little concerned about your decision to have a laugh at Jesus' expense.

At this point I must implore you that this not "hate" mail, but more like a first ammendment statement. You are allowed to put whatever you want into publication, including the internet. You have shown your stance on Jesus. So I am allowed to make mine. It puzzles me why you and so many others make fun of Jesus, but not Muhommed or Buddha, or something really ridiculous like Zeus. There are two reasons you do not make fun of them; (1) Their worshippers would bomb you or claim you would be reincarnated as a dung beetle (2) You make fun of the only God you know is real, so you do not have to change your life for Him.

I have something different to tell you besides what other religious types may tell you. Jesus/God still loves you despite what you have chosen, and if you chose to give your life to Him in repentance and faith, He will be faithful and just to forgive you (1 John 1:9) Yet, let me be clear, His patience will not last forever, you final chance to come to Jesus will be before your death. "He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me scatters abroad." (words of Jesus; from Matthew 12:30) I hope you change your mind and heart before it is too late.
His, 1 John 5:11-12

J. Dubea
jsn1ptr57@yahoo.com

Hello Jason,
I have only just had a chance to look over your email, and I must say that you are quite a talented writer. I'm sure that people must mention this often to you, but I have to honestly say that I was a little troubled by what I read in your letter.

First of all let me stress that this IS NOT anger towards you or Jesus, but an exercise in freedom of speech. I understand that you are entitled to your opinions and you can email me anything you like regarding my site, or me, or anything for that matter. You can say what you wish on the matter without breaking any laws or face any sort of citation or punishment from the government whatsoever. That is the nature of having the freedom to speak. All of this stressed, and the obvious stretched out on the table until it is paper thin and over indulged to the point of exhaustion, I would like to say this without any sort of malice, or harsh feelings directed anywhere within a 50 foot radius of yourself, your saviour or His followers:

"Eat my stink hole."

Bob

 

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Subject: Jesus dress up

Once, a man committed a crime and while in court - he was sentanced with a $50,000 fine for what he had done.

The man was poor. He had no money. And no way to pay the fine - when remarkably, a man walked in with $50,000.

The man with the money offerd to freely pay the criminal's fine, All the criminal had to do is ask the man for the money.

What would you think of the criminal if he ignored the man's offer, and decided to go to prison for a long time instead of asking the man for the money?

crhinzman08@adelphia.net


Personally I think the criminal should face his penalty for the crime he committed. I would not be at all pleased if there was a group of people out there paying the penalties for convicted murderers, thieves and rapists and setting them free. In
fact, I'd work to get that group banned!

Why do you ask?

Bob

“I SHOULD COME BEAT YOUR ASS INTO HELL YOU INCOMPITANT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Subject: http://www.jesusdressup.com/

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU ON WHEN YOU MADE THIS FUCKED UP SITE ???!!!?????????? YOU ARE SOOO GOING TO HELL YOU FUCKIN SHITHEAD??? I SHOULD COME BEAT YOUR ASS INTO HELL YOU INCOMPITANT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farley Phillips
copones_dame4life@3oaks.com

Yeeouch!! That stung!

You may have won this round, Mr. Phillips, but watch out! Next time you might not be so lucky!

Until we meet again,
Your arch nemesis,
Bob

 

“he will dress us with robes of righteousness”

There is no way to dress-up Jesus, yet he will dress us with robes of righteousness if we believe He is The Son of God and The Saviour of the world.

Gilliam
GILLIAM166@aol.com

Yes. And they will be robes sewn from golden lambs wool, that've been fed only the finest magic green silk grown in the hilly pastures of Beautifultainia, which is about a half mile west of Fartsville. Not surprisingly, their baseball teams are arch rivals.

Bob

 

“Did you know that it is the second site that comes up when you google "dress up"?”

Subject: wow, your site...

is disgusting. Please.... take it offline. Did you know that it is the second site that comes up when you google "dress up"? There are little kids... little kids that are wanting to find something fun... but instead that comes up. There are such better ways for you to use your skills with computers, why on earth would you choose something that degrades an entire religious belief? Please, I am asking you... no, I am begging you to get that thing off the internet. It isnt moral, in fact, its just plain wrong! please, please... make it so little girls trying to be big kids on the computer dont end up seeing something that is going to confuse and traumatize them.

thank you.
Marriana Leach

Marriana! I swear I had nothing to do with making it #2 on a Google search for "dress up!" I have no control over that! I just typed that into Google and I am just as shocked as you are. But honestly I don't see kids who believe in Jesus typing that in if they're looking for games with a Christian theme. I mean, if they type "Jesus" into Google that brings up something completely diff.....

Oh.. my... God! Have you typed the word "jesus" into Google, Marriana? I'm #2 there too!!!! I swear to God I had nothing to do with that! I don't even know how Google chooses who goes where on their search engines! It's all based on how popular it is, and how many people visit the site, and link it up on their sites and stuff like that! I don't control any of that! You have to believe me!

Seriously I didn't plan for any of this to happen AT ALL!
Bob

“I was half expecting a reply that was, how shall I put it... less than polite.”

You have no idea how relieved I am that you are reacting this way. There are so many people out there with to much time on their hands who will do anything to get a laugh. I was half expecting a reply that was, how shall I put it... less than polite. I just thought it needed to be said. The only reason I saw the site in the first place was because a friend of mine was trying to find some dress up games, I think for her daughter.

And I do believe you when you say you didn't know that your site was that accessible to internet users, of all ages. However, though the accessibility may be a serious issue, it is far less offensive to me than the fact that such a site even exists. Now that I have heard from you, you honestly dont sound like the type of person who would do something like that to offend someone on purpose, or even just to pull a prank. May I ask what the point is behind the site in the first place?

Marriana Leach

Hello Marriana,
Thank you for the understanding reply. Yeah, so after doing a little research last night I discovered that out of 163 million sites about "Jesus" mine is the 2nd most popular! That really is incredible to me. I had no idea I was getting so much traffic. Then when I went to alexa.com to check the stats I found out that it's actually getting 309,337 views a week on the internet! If you're not familiar, that's a tremendous reach.

Then I explored a little further and found out that Wikipedia has a page dedicated to it, and there's a magnet version as well that seems to be quite popular. Famous people have been photographed holding them! And there was some sort of controversy back in 2003 and they appeared on the news and Comedy Central, and all sorts of other things!

This has been a lot for me to take in. My original reason for making the game was just for fun. But now, since I'm seeing all the attention it's getting I'm not sure what to make of it. What do you think it is? I mean, why would so many people link it up and popularize it if they hated it? Or maybe they don't hate it? I don't know. I'm just as curious about this as you are, Marriana.

Bob

“Donald Duck costumes? And all while he is hanging on the cross... I find it disgusting.”

Bob,
Thank you so much for considering my opinion. It actually means a lot that someone would take the time to consider all sides of any issue. Personally, I find the content of your site very offensive. My faith means a lot to me, and the idea of a site being out there that so severly degrades the Jesus in that manner hurts. In my opinion, He deserves to be honored and held above all for what he did and how much he loves us here on earth... most definately not set up so that He can be dressed in that way. Dresses? Heels? Donald Duck costumes? And all while he is hanging on the cross... I find it disgusting. Yes, I understand that you meant it as a joke, a fun game where people can guess who they are dressing Him up as, but why did you have to pick Jesus? Why pick someone who means so much to so many people? There is no reason for it. I really hope you can understand where I am coming from.

Thank you
Marriana Leach

Yeah, I see where you're coming from, but I guess I don't have a problem with it. You know, whatever's okay with me. Thank you for the emails though! You seem like a nice lady!
Bob

 

“You make it to where children go to dressup.com and you expose them to this horrible website that YOU created.”

Subject: complaint

you should be ashammed that you have nothing better to do than sit around creating these offensive sites. You do know that you will go to Hell if your a satin worshiper. You are a rude and sinful man! You make it to where children go to dressup.com and you expose them to this horrible website that YOU created.

Sidney Brown
sid2themax@yahoo.com

The complaint has been filed. Your confirmation number is #027T5492F889S2060-H3
Please make a note of it for your records.

Bob

 

“fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

i hate ur syte fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agnes Acheampong
acheampong_agnes@yahoo.co.uk

Whaaaa! I run crying to my bedroom and curl up in a ball in the corner! Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Bob

“u basphine asrhole pidafile FREEEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!”

ur just rude impolite just learn some manners u basphine asrhole pidafile FREEEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!! 2 da max brav if u mess wid me ill get pple 2 bang ya up u shit ass

Agnes Acheampong
acheampong_agnes@yahoo.co.uk

I apologize in advance for bringing this to your attention, but you are by far coming off as more impolite than I. So much so in fact, that it is quite easy for me to glare down my nose at you squirming around in the muck and mire as you are.
“you scary freak!”

shut up and leave me alone you scary freak!

Agnes Acheampong
acheampong_agnes@yahoo.co.uk

Um, you started this. YOU leave ME alone you poopy faced ding-a-ling!

Bob

“you fukin asshole BAMBACLAT!!!!!!!!!”

actually u stared it beacuse this was my opinion of ur syte you fukin asshole BAMBACLAT!!!!!!!!! FUKER 4 LYFE(dats u).

Agnes Acheampong
acheampong_agnes@yahoo.co.uk

Word. My bad.

Bob

 

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