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kristen

BOB
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING THAT SYTE IS VERY INSLUTING TAKE TI OFF THE WEB....EVERYONE I KNOW HAS LOOKED AT IT AND WERE VERY UPSET AND I AM TO TAKE THAT STUPID JESUS DRESS UP OF THE WEB!!!!!!

Kirsten Goddard
popular_punk16@hotmail.com

me2

Listen. Upsetting a bunch of 16 year olds is like shooting fish in a barrel. I ain't gonna dart frantically around my room in a panic to reorganize everything for a whiny group of 5th grader's. So you best just get over whatever it is you're all cryin' about.

Thank you for passing it on to all your friends.
Yours truly,
Bob

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jason
Subject: Hey, there.

Bagging on Christianity: that's funny. Bagging on individual Christians: kinda like pile-driving an eight year old who tries to pinch you, isn't it? Which, I suppose, is funny in its own right. But I digress. These poor folks who send you hate mail... they're just kinda slow, aren't they? And retaliation is a little too easy, innit?

Food for thought. Thanks for the site. Prefer if you don't post my e-mail address but that's clearly your call.

Jason

me
Jason,
Yes, I totally agree, but it's necessary, because even though it's obviously quite easy and their beliefs are obviously foolish, their words are going unquestioned and their influence is changing America and the world as we know it for the worse.

It's called "tough love," Jason, and it has to be done. Unless you're happy with just letting them have their way so as not to inconvenience them?

Bob

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samas

FUCK YOU!!!! HOW DARE U MAKE A GAME OF DRESSING UP JESUS!!!! GO TO HELL!!!

BURN!!!!!!!!!!

Samus Aran
machinastriker@sbcglobal.net

me2

Boy! I am sure happy you're not the president of America!

Well, actually, you sorta are. Yeesh!

Bob

“I know that ripping you apart was not the answer, so I won't. (Being a former Marine, I have a short temper)”

Hello Normal Bob Smith, or whoever. I ran across your website "Jesus Dress Up" while researching some stuff, and honestly, I don't know what to think of it. Are you making fun of Jesus, the Christian faith, or religion all together? Or are you a religiouse person yourself? I was quit upset at the way that Jesus is depicted on your website, and how some must think that he is a joke.

I "in much anger" decided to email you, but didn't know how to express my concern with what you have on the website; so I calmed down and asked myself, "How would Jesus like for me to handle this situation?" I know that ripping you apart was not the answer, so I won't. (Being a former Marine, I have a short temper). Instead, I would like to invite you to do some research into who Jesus is, and what he has done, and what he can do for you. I can only hope that you will find the right answers, and that Jesus will show you more mercy than others have shown him.

I will pray for you, and already have. In the USA, we have the right to freedom of religion, and free speach, and I in no manner wish to take that away from you, However, remember that God made this country that way, so long as we keep our faith toward him. In the past century, we have become a Godless nation, by removing him from our daily lives: leaving God the option to take away the freedoms that he blessed us with. that is what will ultimately cause the downfall of this country (if that ever happens), just like the ancient Roman Impire. "History Repeats Itself". I hope not to offend you, but if I do, then I guess what comes around, goes around.

Thank You, and may God bless you;
Jason.

Wow, Jason. I can only imagine how horridly you could have ripped me apart, being a former Marine. It looks like by your pure generosity I avoided what would have been one of the most rip-rowrin', name-callin' God-inspired hissy-fits any angry Marine has ever typed out in an email to a stranger on the internet. And to think how close I came to reading curse-words and homophobic slurs directed at me by some guy out there.

That said, I can't help but ponder with interest how here in the 21st Century, with all the advancements in today's technology, and the progress we've made as a society that can send people into outer space, perform surgery on unborn babies, repair human eyeballs with lasers, and the world wide web, there's still people out there who think that they've picked the right religion and every nation around the globe each thinks they've all picked a different, correct religion. See what I mean?

You, Jason, have the ability to step back and view the world as a whole as it is divided up into hundreds of different cultures and subcultures, with hundreds more that've spanned throughout its history and compare them with this nation of which you are a part, witness the similarity of how each group thinks they have indeed picked the correct god to worship and the book He certainly wrote that tells how to get into a paradise we're all so sure exists after we die, and you, Jason can still believe in the perception you're the lucky one who was born into the right land mass under the one, real, true God.

This fascinates me. It's fascinating to observe someone who's convinced his god is real and the others out there who worship Vishnu, Allah, Moses, Buddha, and before them, Zeus, Thor, Ra, and all the other gods and goddesses of the universe and so on and so on were all wrong. And trust me, Jason, they all believed just as strongly as you believe in your god, and they have the same amount of proof you have, with the same reasons, the same arguments, and even the same folklore as you, but you are the one who's right, and they are wrong.

I want people to appreciate how neat it is to live in an age with such a profound and obvious ignorance marching right along side of them through this kooky crazy thing we call life.

Thank you, Jason.
Bob

 

“My mom said you are stupid doing that To Jesus.”

Subject: Stupid game

Hi,
You must be Bob. Well my name is Mandy. Your making fun of Jesus with all those costumes. For example the devil costume, I think that is very dumb of you. My mom said you are stupid doing that To Jesus.

Mandy Bowe

Oh gee, your mom thinks it's stupid??? Whatever shall I do?? And that's precisely the group I was shooting for too! -The old religious, middle-American, suburban mom audience. But now it appears as if I'm doing just the opposite of what I planned and accidentally geared my comedy away from the daytime talk-show fans!

What'll you tell me next? My site also missed The Crybaby, Over-sensitive 8 to 11 Year Old Girl audience too??
Oh Mandy, NOOOOO!!!!!

Bob

 

“Do you really want to store up any more wrath for Him to pour out on Judgment Day?”

Subject: Blasphemy

I realize you have a right to express your opinions and exercise free speech but I just thought I needed to warn you! Your Knee will bow before the HOLY ONE you are poking fun of and your tounge will confess Jesus Christ is Lord! He will judge you of every thought, word, deed, intent or desire of your heart. Do you really want to store up any more wrath for Him to pour out on Judgment Day?

Go to 2911ministries.org/good/ and take the Good Person Test Please Bob

Just a fair warning about someone who cares about your soul!

Sincerely,
Jeremy Cox
happyman@access4less.net

P.S. > Jesus is God in the Flesh! (John 1:1, 14; Colossians 2:9;)

Word up. I hear what you're sayin', but I ain't worried about all that. I got a side deal that covers all that without what you're talkin' about, and it's through a friend of mine. So no worries.

Lemme know if you want me to hook you up!
Bob

“I have been adopted as a son of God by being born-again!”

No that's alright, I am hooked up with Jesus forever! I have been adopted as a son of God (John 1:18; Rom 1:16) by being born-again! I love Jesus and hate Sin! Bob, Remember this Jesus created all things (Col. 1:15-17; John 1:3; Heb. 1:1-3) including Hell (Matt. 25:46). Hell is a literal place and no joke! You go there by your own free-will choice! Maybe you might say Jesus would not send me to Hell, for He loves me! He did and does love you but He never has or never will love Sin! (Rom 5:8)

To show you why a person goes to Hell see >> 2911ministries.org/good/ and you can take the Good Person Test!
Judgment waits! Please Repent and trust Jesus Christ today if you are not already void of a conscience!

Jeremy Cox
happyman@access4less.net

Holy-smokes, Happy-man! You sound like one of the worst people to be trapped with on an elevator! It's as if you're so dizzyingly happy that you wouldn't even miss one dance step when you're in heaven while the people you once knew on earth are hung from their ankles and their flesh pealed from their skeleton for the rest of infinity! I can't even imagine that much happiness, but you seem to've found whatever honey you needed to swallow that gargantuan pill!

Let me be the first to cheer on your heavenly square dance as you watch your neighbors from earth suffer eternally. How does all that work anyhow? Does your god wipe your minds of the ones you once loved, or will you just be SO FREAKIN' HAPPY that your love for those in hell shrinks to the size of a pinpoint in comparison to your love for yourself?

Extremely curious about your answer to that riddle.
Oh! And thanks in advance for your concern.
Bob

 

“I hat you”

I hat you................................

Wwills4610@wmconnect.com

Thank you! I needed a new hat!

Bob

 

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