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charliewade

You're just like Manson (both of them): A melodramatic, self-absorbed bastard who thinks far too much of his flamboyant opinion, spreading gospel that is sure to mislead several idiot goth teenagers looking for reasons not to be decent people. As over bloated and hypocritical as the Passion and Mel are, at least at the film's core it's trying to scare people into being good individuals instead of suggesting that nothing will come from wrong doing. I mean, a lot of people are stupid enough to need something to scare them into being good.

Waltzing around like a fucking idiot in that costume for attention. Sure, it's all a poetic dumb ass fucking statement, but do you know how many dumb fucks will take it the wrong way and assume you're promoting Satanism? Then, of all those dumb fucks, how many will start accepting Satanism? Not everyone tries to live like or understand walking metaphors like you, so why don't you just find some dumb ass people your own age instead of promoting your controversial self to the world? People like you aren't helping anything.

Charlie Wade
chazface2001@yahoo.com

me

Where do I say that nothing comes from wrong-doing? I say just the opposite. In fact, you're the one who says nothing comes from wrong-doing if you just ask for forgiveness.

And don't get me wrong, but how many people turn to Satanism because of Christianity? I mean, it could even be argued that Satanism wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Christianity. Am I wrong? I mean, Christ.

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

charliewade

You're the one putting words into my mouth. I never once said I was a Christian. As a matter of fact (prepare yourself), I'm not! I said compared to Christianity, people like you, who are nothing but over glorified self promoters, are more of a problem.

I also never said that you said nothing comes from wrong doing. I said you promote a point of view that can be misinterpreted that way by younger people looking for influence. Or idiots. I mean, Christ. Satanism or any other religion isn't going anywhere with a full grown man strutting around in a devil halloween costume.

Charlie Wade
chazface2001@yahoo.com

me

Charlie,
First of all, you're right. If there're kids out there who come to my site without reading it and simply see me dressed as the devil, and by seeing that get all fucked up and become Satanists, then I'm the one to blame. I am the bad guy, I do more harm than good and I've failed the nation.

I'd also like to say that in the same respect I believe that more of those sick, fucked up kids actually do sit down and read the funny shit I write. Charlie, I think you'd be surprised how many of the kids you think are so fucked up actually do sit down and read answers when logical ones are given. Personally I don't see how they could read it and walk away with the idea that Satan is real and there for the worshipping. And I have to tell you I've received and posted hate mail from devil worshipping Satanists who call me a fool and a tool-of-the-man and everything!

But after all this is said and done, and the blame's been thoroughly directed and problem accessed, I still can't deny the fact that it's just who I am. I never stood even the slightest chance of making the regular-guy-not-dressed-as-Satan web page without all of the twisted humor, safe for parents and children alike. It just isn't me. Go ask my parents. They'll back me up. So you're all just sorta S.O.L. and stuck with it until you maybe find a way to ban stuff like me.

Thank you for the comments and WORSHIP SATAN!!!!
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

charliewade
To be honest, I'm just pissed off that the Harry Potter books are coming to an end and I thought you looked like Voldemort. I'm sorry. Keep fighting your fight.

Charlie Wade
chazface2001@yahoo.com

 

promo

“ur probably going to hell.”

Subject: wow. i feel sorry for u

because ur probably going to hell.

goodluck with that.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

Did you know that according to Muslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Baptists and many other forms of Christianity you're going to hell too?

Now you can relate to how concerned I am about it.

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess
“wat i believe in is the truth”

wat i believe in is the truth...ur just living ur life i one huge lie. so yea u should be concerned about that.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

Yes. And what all those other religions believe is the truth to them as well. You believe the real truth, and so do they, except yours is really the real truth and when they say their's is the real truth they're not telling the truth, and according to each other everyone else is going to hell.

As an atheist, I and my fellow atheists are all really impressed with all of the damning of everyone else to hell. And yes, it's very terrifying and mid-evil of you.

Very impressive indeed.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess
“well if ur dressed up as the devil u must believe in him”

there is no heaven without hell.
u cant get to heaven without believing in god.
so where do u think ur going...in the ground and staying there. no.

atheists believe in nothing.
thats wat being an atheist means...well if ur dressed up as the devil u must believe in him...and u should now that there is no devil without god...arent u just defeating all of ur belief by ur tactics and statements.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

Why must I believe in the devil if I dress like him? Does the guy at the mall dressed as Santa believe in Santa? Does the guy dressed like Big Bird believe that Big Bird really exists? Do you dress like Jesus to show your belief in him? In fact, I challenge you to show me one example where someone dresses like something to show their belief in its existence.

There is no heaven or hell, and I'd say that that's believing something. I also believe in logic and science. And yes, I am sorry to tell you that I also believe we are going into the ground and staying there, just like when monkeys, fishies and froggies die.

jess

Thank you for your messages! They're fun to respond to!

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“u should be thankful. because without god or jesus..u would not be able to go against their words and belief”

um. hello...halloween.
many kids dress like ghosts vampires or watever...
and many of them believe that they are real.
im not saying that u believe in the devil.
its that u look like ur premoting fakeness if ur dressed like the devil and claim to be atheist.
and yes. there is a heaven and hell...u believe that u just stay in the ground forever.

u should be thankful. because without god or jesus..u would not be able to go against their words and belief by claiming to be atheist.

jess
but dont worry wat u do is just as bad as me lying or gossiping or anything because all sin is created as equal, and god loves you no matter how much u sin. except for blashpemy.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

God stops loving you for blasphemy!??!??!?!

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess
“god never stops loving...even if you dress up as the devil.”

i was talking about all sin is created equal exept for blashpemy...god never stops loving...even if you dress up as the devil.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

Hooray!

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess
“he loves many people in hell too”

it doesnt mean that ur going to heaven if he loves you though...he loves many people in hell too...but all of the people sent to hell disobeyed god and chose not to believe in him

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

Hey, how can anyone have a paradise while you love someone in hell? I can't imagine having a heaven while people I love here on earth are melting forever in a mixture of hot lava and boiling blood. Can you?

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess
“thats their fault.”

thats their fault. id hate to see that too. but god is loving and a powerful god.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

Wait. You can have loved ones rotting away in hell, hopelessly screaming forevermore to be rescued from that fiery pit of unrelenting torture, eyes bleeding and flesh melting, and at the same time you can enjoy paradise??!?!?!

Jess, please think about what you're saying! I've never heard such a horrible idea! What if the loved one is a family member, like your mother or your kid? You'll still be able to smile in paradise?

Your beliefs make me so sad that I want to throw up.

jess
Thanks again. I love your responses to things!
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith
“that probably would be the worst thing to see. someone u love in hell.”

i know wat ur trying to do. but no. god layed out everything in the bible. obey me. or go to hell. that probably would be the worst thing to see. someone u love in hell. but thats y im so passionate about helping people be saved. god feels this way because he sent his only son to die for us. and he said plainly that there will all be a judgement day for you life.

thats y all christians live by the bible...the bible is the path to heaven.
and thats y people who dont believe go to hell. they feel as if they can do watever they want without any punishment.

jess
Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

I still don't understand how anyone could have any sort of paradise while any other human suffers eternally. That concept alone would be enough to make me question there being a heaven at all. Sorry, but it just doesn't make sense to me, unless the love you feel for others is pretend. Then it makes perfect sense!

Again, thank you for your replies to my questions. They're very interesting!

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess
“if there is happiness in a paradise, why isnt there suffering in a place of torture?”

well believe wat u want to...im just saying that everything has an opposite.
so if there is happiness in a paradise, why isnt there suffering in a place of torture? punishment.

Jess
myspace.com/xo_jess_xo_atwn

jess

That's exactly what I'm sayin'. Neither heaven or hell exist. They're both places that were invented inside man's head, because you can't have a paradise while your loved ones suffer. You just can't!

It's neat to see you figure it out. Now you understand why atheists believe what we do! I hope you stop thinking you can have a paradise while humans burn, because that's just plain awful. You know?

Thank you Jess!
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

jess

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