Authentic Skater discovers his place on Amazing
Strangers, and much much more...
dude, sorry it's taken me so long to get in touch!
my friend stumbled upon your
myspace blog, and i just got done reading the story and
all i can say is "fuckin' sweet!"
I had no idea!!!...
this all makes so much more sense now!
sorry to give ya the wrong impression...
i think the website is brilliant!
i was seriously honored to be a part of it..
i think back on that
day, it's so funny
i just randomly decided to go to Union and chill on the steps
i don't sit there very often, i normally hang out near the front
steps for the best pervin' angles, rarely am i there after sundown...
so, the guy i was initially
on the phone with was my buddy Rosey... whenever he gets wasted
he has this weird habit of disappearing into the streets to
go booze n smoke cigs with homeless dudes... he was telling
me how he got robbed in Baltimore after passing out in the gutter
of some dark alley!... guess that is why i was a bit distracted?!
then, the next guy i
called is the other dude in your picture...his name is Vance
and he lives in LA working for frank zappa's wife catching stray
but man, i was flabbergasted!...i
thought i was on some hidden camera TV show or some shit?
then i thought it was a flyer for a skate shop!?
I can't believe you
were right there watching it unravel before your very eyes...
u are definitely right, hell of lot more interesting than just
sitting around on your ass at home!
the other occasion u
mention seeing me in Union Square i don't quite recall, don't
have a clue what i was up to that day... so i looked right at
you guys???... once again, i had fuckin' no idea?... so random,
i suppose i was doing my own style of peepin' and just cruised
right by ya!?
so glad i could clear all that up, no hard feelings whatsoever!!!
I can't even begin to
tell ya the amount of buzz wearing that deep V-neck shirt has
caused... it's incredible! Vance bought me that shirt as joke,
having no clue i would then proceed to wear it religiously!
so bob, from the looks
of your website u look to be a busy man! but wanted to know
if u might wanna touch base for a follow-up piece or something
else completely unrelated!?... even just kick it in US?...i'm
up for anything, dig yr style n' just wanna share in the joy
of the madness! keep up the bad ass shit mofo*peace
take care bro,
haffro - the true authentic NYC skateboarder with hairy tits!
|“Son of rascle. U r time is over now”
Subject: Fuck u bich
How dare u did stupid thing here
Son of rascle
U r time is over now
Son of a rascle!?!??!?!?! I'm SHOCKED!!!! How dare you!!!!!!!!
You will regret ever saying such a thing, you... you...
you son of a leg-puller!!
Now all your dreams are shattered.
|“burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother's
Teri maa ki gaand
Suar ki aulad
Haram ki nassal
TRANSLATION: son of a pig There are burnt, dead lizard eggs
in the hair around your mother's ass
teri maa ke chut mein ek bakra hai, uske gaand me saanp ka lund
hai, uske muh mein chooha ha gota
TRANSLATION: there is a goat in your moms pussy, a snake's
dick in her ass and in her mouth, the balls
of a rat
|“now your mom is going to get fucked in 15 days.”
Chinal ke tera address malum ho gya hai
AB teri maa chudne wale hai 15 days main
TRANSLATION: Bitch, I've found your address. now your mom
is going to get fucked in 15 days.
Yes, and I too have found your home address and am flying
there to have sex with members of your family,
but in just 12 days.
Sajid, let me give you a little lesson in terroism.
If you had addresses you would have sent it to me along
with your threats. But don't think I'm not impressed
with the way you people terrorize each other into doing
stuff. It's really sexy!
|“SAND ME YOUR PROPER ADDRESS AND NAME N SEE WAT I'LL DO
WITH U- ITS MY OPEN CHALLENGE TO U”
17 KE LAAND KI PAIDAISH, 17 GOHDE AUR SUAR NE M.C. KE
TIME PE TERI MAA KO CHAUDA THA JAB JA KE TERE JAISI RAAND
KI AULAD PAIDA HUI
YA TAU TU PAGAL HAI, YA AIDS KA MARIZ HO SAKTA HAI TU
HIJDA BHI HO SAKTA HAI
ITS 100% SURE
I KNOW THE ABOVE WORDS ARE NOT EFFECTED ON YOU
BECAUSE U R DIFFIRENT FROM HUMAN BEING - U R SIMPLY MAD
I YOU THINK U R TRUE PERSON U CAN SAND ME YOUR PROPER
ADDRESS AND NAME N SEE WAT I'LL DO WITH U- ITS MY OPEN
CHALLENGE TO U
IF U AVOID TO FORWARDING ME UR ADDRESS- THEN IT IS 101%
CONFIRM TAT U R SON OF RAAAAAAAND
BAZAR ROAD BANDRA (WEST),
Oh no! A son of a rand?!? Oh my gosh. Not THAT! Oh sweet Mother
Mary, how will I ever sleep knowing that Sajid in India
thinks I'm a SON OF A RAND for not telling you my home
But WAIT! I thought YOU said you already HAD my address!
You were going to go fuck my mother in 15 days, remember?!?
Or was I exactly, totally, perfectly correct that you're
a weenie who soaks his dick in goat piss, butters it
with camel sperm, then covers it in dead flies, and
sticks it in the mouths of all your beloved ancestor's
Christ, I am crazy in love with this
new freeform method of empty-threat-terrorism! No wonder
you people throw it around at each other like wet tissue
paper all the time! It's so anything-goes!
Look at me! I'm the son of a rand!
|“U R DIFFIRENT FROM HUMAN BEING”
U R DIFFIRENT FROM HUMAN BEING - U R SIMPLY MAD BICH
Don't worry I'll teach u a lesson
Yes. I'm very very terrified of you with your wrong addresses,
graphic name calling, and Bombay attitude.
Do not worry. I will share my news about the little
Indian named Sajid Shalkh – The Big, Impressive
Threat Machine on the other side of the World.
Our time is over now.
check out this great Muhammad chase scene Michael made for
me from my dressup page!
You can make one too!
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