Hate Mail MuhammadDressUp.com sparks more Islamic Fundi threats
Sajid Shalkh
An angry little Indian

His letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

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Hey bob!...
dude, sorry it's taken me so long to get in touch!
my friend stumbled upon your myspace blog, and i just got done reading the story and comments!
all i can say is "fuckin' sweet!"
I had no idea!!!...
this all makes so much more sense now!
sorry to give ya the wrong impression...
i think the website is brilliant!
i was seriously honored to be a part of it..

i think back on that day, it's so funny
i just randomly decided to go to Union and chill on the steps right there...
i don't sit there very often, i normally hang out near the front steps for the best pervin' angles, rarely am i there after sundown...

so, the guy i was initially on the phone with was my buddy Rosey... whenever he gets wasted he has this weird habit of disappearing into the streets to go booze n smoke cigs with homeless dudes... he was telling me how he got robbed in Baltimore after passing out in the gutter of some dark alley!... guess that is why i was a bit distracted?!

then, the next guy i called is the other dude in your picture...his name is Vance and he lives in LA working for frank zappa's wife catching stray cats...

but man, i was flabbergasted!...i thought i was on some hidden camera TV show or some shit?
then i thought it was a flyer for a skate shop!?

I can't believe you were right there watching it unravel before your very eyes... u are definitely right, hell of lot more interesting than just sitting around on your ass at home!

the other occasion u mention seeing me in Union Square i don't quite recall, don't have a clue what i was up to that day... so i looked right at you guys???... once again, i had fuckin' no idea?... so random, i suppose i was doing my own style of peepin' and just cruised right by ya!?
so glad i could clear all that up, no hard feelings whatsoever!!!

I can't even begin to tell ya the amount of buzz wearing that deep V-neck shirt has caused... it's incredible! Vance bought me that shirt as joke, having no clue i would then proceed to wear it religiously!

so bob, from the looks of your website u look to be a busy man! but wanted to know if u might wanna touch base for a follow-up piece or something else completely unrelated!?... even just kick it in US?...i'm up for anything, dig yr style n' just wanna share in the joy of the madness! keep up the bad ass shit mofo*peace

take care bro,
haffro - the true authentic NYC skateboarder with hairy tits!
myspace.com/haffro_city

“Son of rascle. U r time is over now”

Subject: Fuck u bich

How dare u did stupid thing here
U bich
Son of rascle
U r time is over now

Sajid Shaikh
sksajid32@gmail.com

Son of a rascle!?!??!?!?! I'm SHOCKED!!!! How dare you!!!!!!!!
You will regret ever saying such a thing, you... you... you son of a leg-puller!!

Now all your dreams are shattered.

Bob

“burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother's ass”

Teri maa ki gaand
Suar ki aulad
Haram ki nassal

Sajid Shaikh
sksajid32@gmail.com

TRANSLATION: son of a pig There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother's ass

teri maa ke chut mein ek bakra hai, uske gaand me saanp ka lund hai, uske muh mein chooha ha gota

Bob

TRANSLATION: there is a goat in your moms pussy, a snake's dick in her ass and in her mouth, the balls of a rat
“now your mom is going to get fucked in 15 days.”

Chinal ke tera address malum ho gya hai
AB teri maa chudne wale hai 15 days main

Sajid Shaikh
sksajid32@gmail.com

TRANSLATION: Bitch, I've found your address. now your mom is going to get fucked in 15 days.

Yes, and I too have found your home address and am flying there to have sex with members of your family, but in just 12 days.

Sajid, let me give you a little lesson in terroism. If you had addresses you would have sent it to me along with your threats. But don't think I'm not impressed with the way you people terrorize each other into doing stuff. It's really sexy!

Bob

“SAND ME YOUR PROPER ADDRESS AND NAME N SEE WAT I'LL DO WITH U- ITS MY OPEN CHALLENGE TO U”

17 KE LAAND KI PAIDAISH, 17 GOHDE AUR SUAR NE M.C. KE TIME PE TERI MAA KO CHAUDA THA JAB JA KE TERE JAISI RAAND KI AULAD PAIDA HUI

YA TAU TU PAGAL HAI, YA AIDS KA MARIZ HO SAKTA HAI TU HIJDA BHI HO SAKTA HAI

ITS 100% SURE

I KNOW THE ABOVE WORDS ARE NOT EFFECTED ON YOU
BECAUSE U R DIFFIRENT FROM HUMAN BEING - U R SIMPLY MAD BICH

I YOU THINK U R TRUE PERSON U CAN SAND ME YOUR PROPER ADDRESS AND NAME N SEE WAT I'LL DO WITH U- ITS MY OPEN CHALLENGE TO U

IF U AVOID TO FORWARDING ME UR ADDRESS- THEN IT IS 101% CONFIRM TAT U R SON OF RAAAAAAAND

TAT ALL

SAJID SHAIKH
sksajid32@gmail.com

BAZAR ROAD BANDRA (WEST),
MUMBAI-400050 INDIA

Oh no! A son of a rand?!? Oh my gosh. Not THAT! Oh sweet Mother Mary, how will I ever sleep knowing that Sajid in India thinks I'm a SON OF A RAND for not telling you my home address?!?!

But WAIT! I thought YOU said you already HAD my address! You were going to go fuck my mother in 15 days, remember?!? Or was I exactly, totally, perfectly correct that you're a weenie who soaks his dick in goat piss, butters it with camel sperm, then covers it in dead flies, and sticks it in the mouths of all your beloved ancestor's rotting corpses?

Christ, I am crazy in love with this new freeform method of empty-threat-terrorism! No wonder you people throw it around at each other like wet tissue paper all the time! It's so anything-goes!

Look at me! I'm the son of a rand!
Bob
http://www.muhammaddressup.com/

“U R DIFFIRENT FROM HUMAN BEING”

U R DIFFIRENT FROM HUMAN BEING - U R SIMPLY MAD BICH

Don't worry I'll teach u a lesson

Bastard

Sajid Shaikh
sksajid32@gmail.com

Yes. I'm very very terrified of you with your wrong addresses, graphic name calling, and Bombay attitude.

Do not worry. I will share my news about the little Indian named Sajid Shalkh – The Big, Impressive Threat Machine on the other side of the World.

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/hatemail350.html

Our time is over now.
Bob

And check out this great Muhammad chase scene Michael made for me from my dressup page!

You can make one too!

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