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Do I enjoy being the very thing I loath?
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Joanne
Hi Bob

So I was reading your hate mail tonight. I have no life and this was my entertainment. :) I loved every minute of it.

I can only imagine the kind of mail you get. Your responses to them being well thought out and educated backed by science and they're response "oh ya well fuck you!"
They're "GOD" would be so proud.

Right now Im wishing this mystical man were real. Im quitting smoking (day 4 of being smoke free) and I could use some of his ultimate powerful support and help through this horrible damn ordeal. Instead I am left biting my nails and eating everything in sight. My cat has stopped sitting still for too long. Afraid that I will find her too tempting to resist.

LOL Sorry Im sleep deprived Nicotine desperate and hopped up on sugar and caffeine I don't know what im saying. I just wanted to say... keep up the good work and I LOVE my Jesus Dress Up Doll. It makes me smile.

Joanne
myspace.com/
iamsofakingtired


Davo
Subject: Myspace Hate Mail!!

The overall hypocrisy of these people is so ridiculous. i recently "came out" as an atheist accidentally in history. the teacher asked if i believed that religion and morals and ethics were required to start a civilized society. which of course put me in a bind because how can i say no, and have it sound as if i don't think set laws are necessary? i of course said that i was and atheist. "so, no." she said.

this of course made me sound like a crazy anarchist. i replied with a "i don't think they are related. you can have morals and ethics without religion."
she looked at me as if i was insane and kind of made a "uh huh" sound. i was, of course, followed by an ultra gung-ho girl who said "well in MY beliefs, you need law and order and morals."

the sad part is i was more ashamed of myself for being scared to answer out loud than angry at that girl for making me sound like a raving lunatic.

Davo
myspace.com/
davovenable

Andrea
I love when you post shit like this. It's so funny to read. That chick took me by surprise.

From her pictures she would seem like a really cool, open minded person...not to mention hot! That's crazy that she can be so stupid to reality and facts. Don't you just love that? God Bob....you are just sooo wrong on what the devil looks like. LOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. Today sucked donkey balls.

Hope things are going well.
Andrea
myspace.com/
smitandrea

Elliot
Hey, Bob.

There are some attractive girls sending you fan mail. How much more poontang do you get as a result of your site? Be honest.

Keep up the good work.
Elliott Miller

myspace.com/
ellionte

Me
You take a look at their Myspace profiles, or their emails and read how far away they actually are from NYC. So unless you're counting passionate love-making via comments on Myspace or fan letters, I ain't getting any.

Sorry to burst the bubble.
Bob

“Do you enjoy your preaching and your ignorant anti-religion dogma?”

Do you enjoy shoving your beliefs down the throats of others? Do you enjoy being the very thing that you loathe? Do you enjoy your preaching and your ignorant anti-religion dogma?

Danielle
myspace.com/xxxxx_danielle_xxxxx

danielle

Oh my goodness! Look who's loathing who!

Well first of all I'd argue that stating what I believe on a website isn't shoving anything down anybody's throat. Shoving beliefs down throats is when the person being preached at doesn't have the option to click away from the page. Clear enough.

What I loath is the unreasonable expectation for people to believe things without evidence. I make no such requirement of my beliefs. Examine the evidence. Throw away faith. It's promoting blind faith as a virtue that I loath.

And yes, clearly I do enjoy doing what I do very very much.

Curious: Do you really consider my beliefs based on logical thinking and science to be dogma, while your beliefs in animal arks, 900 year old people, a talking snake, and eternal paradise for believing these things NOT dogma?
Seriously?

Thank you for your angry Myspace message.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“You are a 'reverse fundy' who is far too symbolically illiterate to know what he's reading.”

You don't know the book. You've already claimed that it contains 'red devils' ,that's a lie.

There's a huge difference between seeing a Bible and having studied it's contents appropriatley.

Apparently, you can only read at the level of a child and therefore read everything literally. You are a 'reverse fundy' who is far too symbolically illiterate to know what he's reading.

Danielle
myspace.com/xxxxx_danielle_xxxxx

danielle

Whoa whoa whoa! I say on my site that the Bible has red devils in it? Where? I'm sure I said people believe in red devils because of the bible, but seriously, that's what you come at me with? That was the last straw?

For someone who's so spittin' & pissin' about the importance of studying the Bible you sure avoided any/all of my inquiries regarding it like a school-child who didn't do her book report.

Or are you saying that Noah's Ark, the talking snake, 900 year old people and eternal paradise aren't literal? Those are just symbolic ideas that never really existed? Is that what you're saying? That's what your church teaches??

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“you are wrong about your idea of what the devil looks like. ...you believe the books you've read or movies seen!”

Right, so this cancels out the idea of Adam and Eve in your eyes, I don't believe it myself but that's not the point. It still doesn't prove the non existence of god(s). And I know what will come next in your words, though not as well put as the other atheists I've spoken with. So enjoy spouting your thoughts to those who will just turn your words around on you and it won't change a thing.

BTW, you are wrong about your idea of what the devil looks like. You're so caught up in what you think you know, you believe the books you've read or movies seen showing the devil to look like a satyr/faun.

Danielle
myspace.com/xxxxx_danielle_xxxxx

danielle

Oh.... my... gracious. You're absolutely right. I've been so completely swept up in the portrayals of Satan in movies, books and children's cartoons that this is how I literally interpret him, and my claim is that Christians envision the actual devil as a red horned goof in an ill-fitting tuxedo. But your wisdom in this matter has shamed me. The jig is up. You've brought my house of cards to the ground.

It's not the point that the stories in the Bible aren't believable? Them being fictional isn't a point? Christ, Danielle. Then what is the point? The fact that the Bible is made-up stories doesn't disprove God? Well, it certainly doesn't help any!

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“if you don't know the Biblical definition of faith, then there's no need to answer your assertion...”

if you don't know the Biblical definition of faith, then there's no need to answer your assertion because it's not valid. If you do know the Biblical definition of faith, then you're being intellectually dishonest. Either way, your assertion is invalid, and as such, requires no answer. Simple as that.

Danielle
myspace.com/xxxxx_danielle_xxxxx

danielle

Wait! You really are that school-child who didn't do her book report and has excuses for not having answers, aren't you?? Haha!

"The Biblical definition of Faith!" I love it! What's that? Some new technique of hoping things are true that actually makes things come true? I call that The Peter Pan Theory.

Babe, I'm gonna stick with Webster's definition of Faith- "Belief that is not based on proof." That sums it up pretty clearly if you ask me. And yes, I already know, you're not going to have to explain yourself on this either because "it requires no explanation" or my "portrayal of a devil doesn't comply with the Bible's descriptions" or whatever excuse you can pull out of a hat so you're allowed make enormous declarations without having to explain any of them.

Christ, I am so relieved I am not caught up in this whirlwind of strangeness you're trying to pass off as legitimate thought while it infects your social skills. Religion truly is the single biggest enemy of thought in the world. You're living proof, Danielle.

Thank you for setting a terrific example.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“take my pictures off”


take my pictures off your pathetic little website

Danielle
myspace.com/xxxxx_danielle_xxxxx

danielle

Yeah, you've got quite a fantasy world goin on there if you think you can message me out of nowhere being this rude without explaining yourself, then expect me to do favors for you.

Danielle, will you do a special favor for me? Plleeeeze?
Yeah, I thought not.

Christ, you really are this clueless of a person, huh?
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“Prick”

Prick, you're clueless to discount the existence of God

Danielle
myspace.com/xxxxx_danielle_xxxxx

danielle

Yes, I know, because you're gonna get an eternal paradise in heaven for believing in Him, while everyone else who doesn't burns forever in pain. ...while you get paradise ...as they suffer and scream?

It's amusing to me that one can picture a heaven for herself while others suffer. Kinda brings the whole daydream full circle, if you ask me.

Toodles.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

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