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"What you gonna do when I for you?"
The Myspace Rafi files

His letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

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That's right! I'm headed for Kentucky, and I can't wait! I finally get to visit the Creation Museum and see dinosaurs terrorizing Adam and Eve! If you're in or near the Bluegrass State you hafta come to Electric Devil Tattoo in Louisville and get some Jesus magnets, and maybe even watch me get my skin inked! Excitement's in the air, roller derby chicks will be in schoolgirl uniforms terrorizing guests, and then we'll be off to the Molly Malone's for an after party, where I've scheduled one serious dricking binge at around 11:15.

This whole "Tour" thingy has seriously been building up to be one strange, adventurous & unpredictable addition to the Normal Bob Smith Circus-Parade that I'm still trying to pass off as a legitimate occupation. And I must say that I've been impressed with those who've been rising to the occasion to help out and lay out the welcome mat for me and my army. And let me also emphasize that I go into these things pretty blindly, without any idea of what's gonna happen beyond what's scheduled. So I strongly suggest making your way to the neighborhood on the 8th if you want to be able to say you were there the day Normal Bob Smith got his freak on in KY!


daniel
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Bob,
Long time reader of your hate mail and follower of the jesus dress up site! I actually got fired from my last job because they said I was on your website so much. Here I am at this new job though and I have met many, many people here who despise religion as much as I do. I love the work you, your comics are hilarious and I love reading the Bible tracts that you make fun of.

You are amazing,
Daniel E. Heaton
P.S. jesus hates you.

 

“excuse me for not going and crying because you just blasted my belief right open - it takes a little more than that.”

Subject: IDIOT

In general I like to believe I don't follow any certain leader, I follow God first, then my country, then my family, then my own views of religion, then my pastor. He is a tad low on the list so I definetly don't follow my paster blindly.

Myspace Rafi

I don't incredibly see the point of what you have been saying since a lot of things in science can never be proven but we believe it anyways. Just because I don't see enough proofs with my own eyes does not mean it doesn't exist. I have learned things that shows God's existence both scientifically and spiritually and though it is not enough for you it is enough for me. now excuse me for not going and crying because you just blasted my belief right open - it takes a little more than that.

Rafi
19 years old
Iowa, United States
myspace.com/rafi2005

Well shoot. I thought I'd send ya'll runnin' for the hills cryin' your eyes out at my antics. You've really proved how much one man can take when the sum of his endurance is up against a goofy web site.

I'm really impressed.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“I want you to post a public apology to all Christians”

I want you to post a public apology to all Christians on you're website then I may not take this matter any further.

Rafi
myspace.com/rafi2005

Oh no! Not the Public-apology-or-else threat! What are you gonna do?!? Email the president? Write a letter to the Pope? Call the police? Tell TOM!?!?!? Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Another 19 year old Iowan changes the course of mankind through the tools available to him on Myspace.

Lemme know how that all goes.
Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“Are you one of those ass-biting atheists??”

Who the Fuck do u think u are?.. Talking about Christianity as if you know everything about it. People like you will definately go to hell. Are you one of those ass-biting atheists?? Don't go around talking SHIT otherways you'll really be sorry!

You should wake up you shithole and don't bother replying...

Rafi
myspace.com/rafi2005

Haha, now I'm sitting here wondering if this is what you meant by "taking the matter further. " You've really proved yourself here this evening if you did. Very impressive indeed.

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“What you gonna do when I for you?”

I dont give a fuck about you or your weak crew
What you gonna do when I for you?

Start runnin
Rafi
myspace.com/rafi2005

"What you gonna do when I for you?"

Huh?

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“WHEN I COME FOR YOU!!”

WHEN I COME FOR YOU!!

Hide

Rafi
myspace.com/rafi2005

Oh, neato! You're like a scary monster, huh? I picture you ripping through my wall with a chainsaw making your meanest growly face and chasing me around my apartment while I knock down lamps and chairs as you chop everything in two.

It's fun to play pretend! Next I get to be the monster.
"YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE! ROOOOWWWRRRRRR!!!!!"

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

“...me and my 22. snub nose”

i'll get you, me and my 22. snub nose

Rafi
myspace.com/rafi2005

WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I FOR YOU!!!!!

Bob
myspace.com/normalbobsmith

 

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