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God Himself shuts out my visit to Kentucky!
...and then opts to close the Creation Museum for the weekend
just to keep me from exposing the sham!

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Their letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

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Didja hear about the Kentucky Whiteout?
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That's right, my visit to Kentucky was completely and totally creamed by God! And not only did He crash the tour's visit to Louisville, but He even went so far as to shut down the Creation Museum for the whole weekend just to keep l'il ol' me out. Out in the cold! Can you believe it?!?
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15 inches dropped the night I arrived!
I hadn't seen that kind of blizzard since my days in Chicago, and even then it was almost unheard of. The snow shut out the magnet signing, the after party, the surrounding roads and businesses!

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Luckily I had a wonderful host, Terry Tapp of Electric Devil Tattoo, and his wife to chill with during this natural disaster. Thank you Terry & Mona.

The one thing God had no control over was my visit to AnswersInAtheism.net radio hosted by Edwin Kagin.
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The show should air on Thursday, March 20th, '08 at 7:00 pm Eastern Time. I'll link you all up when it's posted.

I wish I had better news to share. I was DYING to see the Creation Museum, and the signing at Electric Devil was gearing up to be huge! But all this means is I'm comin' back to KY with even more! My desire to see God's ideal museum has only intensified, so you just wait. Next time I'm bringing snowboots even if it's the middle of July!

“I am a former Army Airborne Ranger. I am highly decorated. Why am I telling you that is... I am no pansy.”

Subject: May God have mercy on our soul

First... let me tell you I am a former Army Airborne Ranger. I am highly decorated. Why am I telling you that is... I am no pansy. I have been told I am the "toughest of the toughest" by my peers. I graduated first in my Ranger training class, and while I think nothing of myself, my comrades have told me... "there are none tougher". I have endured hardships that would likely be called "the worst nightmares you have ever had". So why am I telling you this.

Well, I saw your web site "Dressing Jesus". And I have one thing to say to you sir that I would ask you to read and think about. You need not answer me, because I will likely not even open you email. And what I have to tell you is this.

Matthew 12:31: Therefore I tell you, every sin and blasphemy, every evil, abusive, injurious speaking, or indignity against sacred things can be forgiven men... but blasphemy against the Holy Spirit shall not and cannot be forgiven.

I have seen a glimpse of Hell Bob. Trust me, you don't want to go there sir. Read this passage, learn, study and understand Jesus... and then look at your disgusting web site.

That's all I have to say Bob. There is no need to respond. May Jesus have mercy on your soul.

C.J. Gabriel, Jr.
CJGabrielJr@aol.com
United States Army
Airborne Ranger

Dearest C.J., Army Airborne Ranger of the United States Armed Forces,

Now what if I were to tell you that I think I'm actually stronger and braver than you? Shocked? Baffled? Teary-eyed? Hear me out. What if I were to explain how I'm actually willing to stand up to Jesus' wrath and Satan's hellfire and you are not. In fact, you seem to be so fearful and tearful of these threats that you're unwilling to even consider the notion that their existence might be imaginary. I mean, how scared you must be to ignore the track-record of the numerous other gods we humans have invented over the course of history around the world. How terribly yellow your belly must be to've convinced yourself science is wrong and instead of evolution we are the offspring of Adam & Eve's incestuous children. How remarkably spineless you must be to think you're the lovable focus of the Inventor of the Universe. How sick and cowardly you must be to believe you can have a paradise while others burn forever, and that believing you can have this paradise while people burn earns you a paradise while people burn.

Clearly you are no pansy. I mean, why else would all those people talk about how super strong you are all the time if it weren't so? In fact, dare I say I've never heard of anybody as strong and brave as you're telling me other people've said you are in my entire life. I am totally impressed and eager to believe whatever it is you say so that I can be more like you however possible.

Extremely impressed by your modesty,
Normal Bob Smith
Gunless.

 

“i just wanted to let you know that he still loves you.”

Subject: Jesus

Even though you're making fun of your maker, i just wanted to let you know that he still loves you.

I don't know you, but maybe you should try giving Jesus a chance, I know that he knows and loves you. He loves your creative mind, and thinks you're funny, even if your sense of humor, or creative mind is used in a wrong way at times.

He wants you to know he will always be there for you.

Jennifer Pezzi
dragons_rule34@hotmail.com

Why are you speaking for him? You're telling me everything he's thinking and feeling?

Wait a second. Is this "maker" person imaginary?

I understand now.
Thanks for the email.
Bob

“I'm not speaking for him he is speaking through me.”

I'm not speaking for him he is speaking through me.
And if he is imaginary then why are you trying so hard to diss, and hate on him?

I didn't say anything negative to you, and yet your so defensive. I was just trying to help you.
Maybe if you tried just for a second to give God a chance, he would tell you all the wonderful things about you that he sees.

Jennifer Pezzi
dragons_rule34@hotmail.com

No, see, if he is imaginary then that means a third of the world is worshipping a nursery rhyme character, and what could be more appropriate of a joke than that?? Especially if the people who think he's real are letting the character speak through them. That's not hate or dissin'. That's just good ol' fashion comedy.

And I'm guessing that he can't tell me about all the good things he sees in me if the only way he can speak is through other people's voices, huh?

Bob

 

“YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD! AND IT'S ALMOST HIS BIRTHDAY!”

Date: Mar 10, 2008 4:24 PM
Subject:
COMPLAINT!

YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD! AND IT'S ALMOST HIS BIRTHDAY! WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND HE MADE FUN OF YOU?


FIX IT NOW!

Eleanor Duffy
eleanor@bdwd.co.uk

Why, I would be so disgusted and heartbroken if someone made fun of me on my birthday I'd weep and sob all the day through! I cannot believe you'd even suggest such a.....

Wait just one second.... Easter isn't Jesus' Birthday!!! Christmas is!!! You're a BLASPHEMER!!!!!!

Legally I'm permitted to stone you to death for that, but this time I'll let it slide.

Thanks for the email.
Bob

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