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Subject: FANMAIL

Hey Bob!
I was looking through the hate mail archives (a good way to kill a few hours) when I came across your response to a letter regarding your views on abortion on page 249. I just thought that your response was sooo well written, and it was really everything that I try to say when I'm explaining to someone why I'm pro-choice and could possibly support 'the murder of innocent babies!' (seriously, people have used that same fucking argument on me.)

And I also want to thank you for first getting me to truly admit that I am an atheist. I was scared to until a few years back when I found your site (thanks, Jesus Dressup!)

(oh, and you should know that my first thought after reading your response to the letter was "Hot, smart, an atheist, AND pro-choice? Fuck, why can't there be guys like bob ay my school!)

A 16 year old fan of yours,
Maggie Chesek

7 years ago Alfredo emailed me the following letter which got posted on page 56 of Hate Mail. The 2nd letter here from Alfredo was received a few days ago. Live & learn.
Jul 2, 2001 22:58 PM
“FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN SIC FAGGOT ILL SEE YAH IN HELL”

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN SIC FAGGOT ILL SEE YAH IN HELL YOU FUCKIN HOMO. Ya and in HELL YOU CAN FUCK YOUR MOM LIKE YOU DO HEAR ON EARTH BUT RITE IN FRONT OF SATAN HIMSELF

Alfredo anonymous

Your letter is so naughty! You li'l stinker you!

Jul 14, 2008 11:19 PM
“Will you please remove the posting under my name”

Dear Bob,
Will you please remove the posting under my name; as you can appreciate it's been there for years and it prevents me from getting work.

I thank you in advance.

Regards,
Alfredo anonymous

I'll tell you what. If you send me an email denying Christ's sacrifice and accepting the full wrath of punishment for the sin of your first email I'll consider removing your last name from the bottom of the letter. And it's gotta be something from the heart, like "I Alfredo Lavaggi deny Christ's sacrifice and forgiveness of my sins and accept the eternal damnation I deserve, In the name of the Lord God, Amen."

I'll consider that apology enough.
Thanks for the emails!
Bob

 

“You are a sick man”

Subject: Re: Sick

You are a sick man You need to read your Bible and learn more about Jesus before making fun of him

Cort0828@aol.com

That's exactly what I did, and Jesus himself said that he will cast me into a fire to burn like tinder if I do not bow down to him (John 15:6). Quite frankly he sounds like a huge prick. So I made fun of him.

;)
Bob

 

why do you hate him so much?

First of all, answer me this..if he is only a fictional character to you.. then why do you hate him so much? enough to create a website in trashing his being?

doodlebugqt@comcast.net

Did you ever stop to think for a moment that perhaps because it's such a prevalent, wide spread lie, and that's why I create a website trashing it?

Bob

Or that light is a lie because you cannot touch it?

Do you think that the air is a lie because you cannot see it?
Or that light is a lie because you cannot touch it?
Or is it just that you think God is a lie because you have not experienced him?

doodlebugqt@comcast.net

Um, but you see, the difference is there is powerful, testable evidence of both air and light. For air there's windmills and pinwheels and dandelion seeds! Air can even be tested in a laboratory and mixed with other gases or even changed so that it's no longer oxygen at all!

And I'm not sure I understand how touching light is the only way we can know it's real? Seeing light and testing it with consistent results every time is pretty good evidence, don't you think?

I'm saying that I don't believe God exists because there's no testable evidence to indicate that he does.

Please tell me of these experiences you've had that prove God to you; Experiences that are different than those of the Hindu who knows Vishnu is real, or Muslim who knows Allah is real, or Viking that knew Thor was real.

Bob

 

“WHEN THE TIME COME, JESUS WILL DENIE YOU IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER GOD ALL DAY FOR FREE, UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS.”

Subject: is this a wonder

This is disgusting to degrade our lord and Christ jesus, in this manner . When he died for YOU ON THAT CROSS whether you believe it or not,

WHEN THE TIME COME, JESUS WILL DENIE YOU IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER GOD ALL DAY FOR FREE, UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS.

AND YOU WILL REMEMBER ALL THE WHYS. That's all I got say about that.

Jackie Johnson
jsnj@intrstar.net

Wait just one second. His father created a world of people who were all supposed to die on crosses?

Bob

 

“i;m the one who cares about all of you my children.”

Subject: Jesus has powers

I'm your dad with your only powers.i;m the one who cares about all of you my children.

Daisy Shelton
daisyshelton@sbcglobal.net

ok and i wanna be the mom and i can fly and make force shields from my hands and i'll take the children to soccer practice every saturday

Bob

 

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