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Subject: Greetings from London

Hello dear Bob.
A friend of mine and a fan of yours (Poppy, also from London) directed me to your website.......oh, it was like coming home. At last, some common sense. The only thing that pisses me off about all the bible bashers is that come the end, when I've popped my clogs I won't be able to say 'See, told you so, there's nothing'!

Thank you for good wholesome hearty laughs. Gawd bless ya Bob!


I'm also an artist, I've attached some cartoons I did many years ago for you as I KNOW you'll appreciate them.

Take care Bob.
Regards, Marc Mcgrath

“we declare you an millitary target for our organization here in NYC.”

Subject: Your satanic website
Date: Aug. 14th, 2008

Mr. "Normal" Bob: We want say you that we dont take care about that you make a joke an ridiculize the prophet Jesus of Nazareth, but making a joke and make an offensive comic of Our Prophet Muhammad is a Big Sin and a offense to Allah, the Unique God. Because we declare you an millitary target for our organization here in NYC. Your days over earth will finish soon.

Vladimir Balza
vladbalza@hotmail.com

I'm not sure if it makes any difference but just for the record, in my beliefs it's not a "Big Sin" to mock Muhammad. I realize that you wrote me your death threat without any details of my "religion" so I'll allow you to retract your military threat now that you understand its no offense to me.

Sorry for the confusion, but seriously, you can't expect everyone in the world to believe all the same things you believe, otherwise that'd make us all the same religion, and who'd want a whole world of militant Islamic Fundamentalists? Allah? I don't think so.

Thank you for the email, and sorry about the misunderstanding. You can stop targeting me now.

Bob

An offense can not be retracted

Sorry, Mr. Bob. An offense can not be retracted, neither the consecuenses. Is not a threat, your sin will be punished. Allah forgive you.

Vladimir Balza
vladbalza@hotmail.com

Well, shit. Then I might as well just keep the site up and mock Muhammad 'til my "earth days are over," huh?

Thank you for all the advanced warnings, and plan updates. Keep me in the loop.
Bob

 

“SEND APPOLOGY MAIL TO EVERY FOLLOWER OF PROPHETS.”

ATTN:mr.Bob smith .

I WANT TO INQUIRE THE PURPOSE OF THIS SITE.WHY ARE YOU HUMILATING THE PROPHETS?THE PURPOSE BEHIND THIS IS WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU BREAKING THE HEARTS OF MANKIND.WHO GIVE YOU RIGHT TO DO THIS?AND DESTROYING YOUR LIFE HERE ANF HERE AFTER BY OBEYING EVIL.

THE PROPHETS ARE THE NOBLE PEOPLE OF ALLAH(GOD).
WHO SPENT THEIR LIVES ACCORDING THE COMMANDMENTS OF ALLAH AND SPREAD THEIR NOBLE WAYS OF LIFE TO FULLFILL THE DREAM OF HUMANITY TO GET SUCCESS IN THIS WORLD AND HERE AFTER.
IF SOME FOLLOWERS ADOPT WRONG WAYS LIKE YOU ITS NOT THE MEAN THAT THIS IS THE TEACHING OF PROPHET.
THINK OVER IT MUST DO APPOLOGY TO ALL PROPHETS AND SEND APPOLOGY MAIL TO EVERY FOLLOWER OF PROPHETS.
MAY ALLAH FORGIVE YOUR SIN.AAMIN .
ALI.

Qatada Ali
qatadaali@hotmail.com

Well, clearly the purpose in making fun of them is because I believe them not to be prophets at all, but instead made up superheroes that people pretend are true so they can pretend they're rewarded with an afterlife in paradise for believing in them.

It's really very simple, and my belief also has no punishments for people who make fun of prophets, messiahs and gods. It all works out quite nicely for me in that regard.

Thanks though for the email!
Bob

 

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