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I've always been more than just a little annoyed that Toys R Us won't carry my magnets. I know they'd be a terrific seller, and with Christmas coming up and all I can't see any toy more appropriate for them to stock on their shelves. It's His birthday, for Christ's sake!

Then this morning I was thinking "Hey! Why don't I go down there and show them how popular they'd be?!"

So I gathered up a pile and headed for the Toys R Us in Times Square.

Have you ever been to the Times Square Toys R Us? It's HUGE! And they have a ferris wheel inside and it is freaking PACKED with people! All the employees looked really busy, so I thought it best to just stock the shelves myself and show 'em how perfect it'd be.

Here I am out front of the store with magnets in hand.

It wasn't long until I found a good spot in the Games section right next to Twister!

But after standing back a ways I realized that next to Barbie's Castle wasn't the most prominent showcase in the store.

Luckily that was only about half my load, so I went off to search for a second spot, and boy did I find one!

A little deeper into the store was the most perfect display area I could have ever hoped for! Exactly the sort of place deserving of my darling magnets.

Look at how pretty my Jesus magnets look in Toys R Us!

It was just a matter of seconds before people were going up to see the new special game Toys R Us was featuring center stage of their showroom!

See! See Mr. R. Us! My magnets R just perfect for your stores! People can't keep their hands off 'em! These were on that shelf for less than 30 seconds before this girl came up and grabbed one for herself! And if you're in the area go grab a set for yourself too, and demand they order more! Seriously!

So there. What more proof do you need?

...Oh shit.
I forgot to attach price tags.

Bah. I'm sure it'll all be sorted out at the registers.

Sept 9th, '08

[Read how this story made the news in France]

“I will certainly tell others not to visit your site or your stupid store.”

Subject: suggestion

May the Lord REBUKE you for mocking Jesus Christ. Shame on you for displaying such a disgusting website. One day YOU WILL BOW YOUR KNEE TO JESUS CHRIST AND CALL HIM KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS! If you don't repent now. He will judge you then. And for the record GOD isn't FAKE. I will certainly tell others not to visit your site or your stupid store.
Praying for your soul to get right.
Jpiper

Be Blessed!
Janet Piper :)
secureinhim@verizon.net

When you're telling others not to visit my site and store please make sure to give the exact URLs to them, otherwise they might accidentally still go.
"normalbobsmith.com"
"jesusdressup.com"

Thank you.
Bob

“LORD JESUS CHRIST Rebuke you satan!”

The LORD JESUS CHRIST Rebuke you satan!

Be Blessed!
Janet Piper :)
secureinhim@verizon.net

Holy crap! My sofa just caught on fire!!! The DEVIL SATAN Rebuke your Lord Jesus Christ!!!!

Stinky curses!
Bob

“EVERY KNEE (including yours) WILL BOW AND EVERY TONGUE (including yours) WILL CONFESS THAT J E S U S CHRIST IS LORD TO THE GLORY OF GOD THE FATHER”

listen,
you are a soul that is in need of JESUS. He loves you very very much. One day you will remember this email if you do not repent and give your life over to Jesus Christ. EVERY KNEE (including yours) WILL BOW AND EVERY TONGUE (including yours) WILL CONFESS THAT J E S U S CHRIST IS LORD TO THE GLORY OF GOD THE FATHER.

I pray you make Jesus your choice . I will have our church praying for you as well.
In HIS love,
JP

Be Blessed!
Janet Piper :)
secureinhim@verizon.net

You behave as if you're so sure, when in fact you are no more knowledgable of what happens in the afterlife than any other human on planet earth, and that goes for the people who wrote your bible too.

You do understand that your beliefs were written by humans, right? I mean, you're not that brainwashed, are you?

Bob

“it is the only book that has stood the test of time.”

you seem so sure of what you publish on your site..
yet you are inspired by who?

Well, sir the word of God was written by men who were inspired by Jesus Christ and it is the only book that has stood the test of time.
I ask you to just give it a try....
Pray and ask the Lord Jesus Christ to reveal himself to you... I am sure he will.

Seems like satan has revealed himself to you not let the real and only one GOD do the same.
Evolution has been proven wrong... the big bang theory ... proven wrong....

yet you scorn and mock the very one who gives you each breath that you take.
?????? I would be sooooo afraid if I were you if you do not make your life right before God. Listen, I care about your soul. My husand and I will be praying for you.
But hey can't you just have a satandressup.com? after all, he is the one behind all the sinful things in this world anyway. Oh by the way it was JESUS who woke you up this morning and there is nothing you can do that will ever make him not love you. You only hurt yourself by resisting his grace.

What has caused you to be so arrogant against the one I serve?

Be Blessed!
Janet Piper :)
secureinhim@verizon.net

You see, you start with nothing. No god. I am an atheist, so that is what inspired what you saw. After atheism there has to be sufficient evidence to prove whatever or whoever you bring forward claiming to exist. Without such evidence I will not simply assume it exists, otherwise I'd leave myself open to believe anything a man can dream up. And we all know how flakey their claims can get.

Do you know how many religions are out there that claim their holy book has withstood the test of time? http://www.allholybooks.com/ You might want to check that out.

So with this information I said a prayer to each of the 7 different Supreme Beings of each holy book, and the results were the same for all. Nothing.

I'm sure now you see where I am coming from.
Please clarify your reasoning.
Bob

 

 

your sight will be blocked and I will be sure to make others aware of your foul site.

Dear BOB
I am very upset as I sit with my children at this computer looking for KID GAMES!
I will keep you in my prayers as I feel that you are in great need of them. your sight will be blocked and I will be sure to make others aware of your foul site. May GOD bless you and help you through the problems in life that have brought you to this piont.

M. Anderson
manderson8114@netzero.net

PLEASE DON'T BLOCK MY SITE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! I can't afford to lose any more hits! And if you tell others out there to also visit and then block my site, sure my hits will go up a little at first, but then they'll go back down again because of the blocks!!!

So I plead with you, please don't WITHDRAW YOUR HIT-COUNT FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob

 

 

“FIRST SORT OUT YOUR FAMILY PROBLEMS & THEN COME BACK TO TEASE.”

hELLO MR NICE GUY,
YOU DON.T EVEN HAVE CONTROL OVER UR OWN HAND AND YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS.
FIRST SORT OUT YOUR FAMILY PROBLEMS & THEN COME BACK TO TEASE.

REGARDS,
F.JOSEPH SUDHARSHAN
sudhar59@hotmail.com

All right. I've got all family and hand problems sorted. I'm back to tease.

You believe people once had 900th birthdays! Ha!
Bob

 

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