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GODLESSNESS KNOCKS AT THE DOOR OF THE MAINSTREAM!
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IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF ATHEISM IS FINALLY HERE!!

I have to admit I'm amazed that we've come this far to actually see a mainstream public forum where regular American people sit and ride and read the message that God, perhaps, isn't real.

A few weeks ago I saw the same thing happening in London on the sides of buses and I immediately thought to myself "How many years do I have to wait to see this here?"
And wammo! There it is!

These pictures are nice and all, but I want to see the graffitied vandalized versions that'll be rolling along the following week. That's what I want photos of!

It looks like they put enough thought into the design so they're not easily vandalized, like say, crossing out "no" or the "why" to make a grammatically correct opposite message.

"THERE'S PROBABLY - GOD."
"- BELIEVE IN GOD?"

Not ideal sabotages. Unlike my GOD IS FAKE flyer and the satisfaction that a particular youth pastor had when he tore out the "FAKE" and handed it back to me. You have to think about that stuff!
god is fake
Anyhow, I try to think that far in advance now when I'm designing the stuff I do, or at least have a couple smart aleck remarks to counter a strike like that.

So I want to see those busses in NYC just to see them with my own eyes and eaves drop on the conversations people have about them. But more importantly I want those buses to start rolling around in other parts of the country. That's when the best news will happen.

“ROT IN HELL!!!”

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR MERCHANDISING SUCH THINGS RELATING TO JESUS CRIST. MAY YOU ROT IN HELL FOR IT!

Bennett
BMLifter@lifterrealty.com

Yeeeeeeeeeouch!!!! Rotting in hell would be like a really hard punch in the nose on my birthday!!!
Horrible!!!!

So you lift B.M.'s?
Bob

 

“Are you a Christian? If you are, then you should be ashamed of yourself.”

I am extremely offended that you would create a game like your 'dress up Jesus'. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and it's very shocking when people use Him as the subject of their detestable sources of entertainment. Are you a Christian? If you are, then you should be ashamed of yourself. Using a site to humiliate the Son of God is the most despicable thing I've ever heard of! I know that you get so many hate mails from people like me, but I just . . . . I'm in shock. Why would you do that?

Bridgette Smith
bds_0218@hotmail.com

I don't know where everyone gets the impression that I'm a Christian. It's a complete distortion of the truth. I am in no way a Christian, so people can relax about the shame I'm supposed to feel. I'm not a Christian in any way. I'm a regular person just like you. I don't have crazy beliefs in angels, devils, dead men rising back to life and flying into the clouds, or any of that junk. I'm just a normal guy, no more special than anybody else. I get a lot of hate mails from crazy people, but I assure you I am not one of them.

I hope that clarifies everything. You can go back to enjoying my games and drawings without worry.

Thanks for taking the time to review one of my dressup games. Do you have a blog somewhere where your reviews get posted?
Bob

 

“You thought about procedure?”

Subject: !!

you are stupid BOB !! ?? You thought about procedure ?Your part is absurd !

szloneczko1@o2.pl

I did think about procedure and I followed the standard protocol for an assignment
of this nature!!!

Bob

 

“At the moment that i was listening to a song about our lords death on the cross she was entering a mockery of who he is.”

My daughter was on dress up site and hit number 2 on the pages and it totally made me sick, At the moment that i was listening to a song about our lords death on the cross she was entering a mockery of who he is.. your a very distrurbed man to even think of creating a site like this for children.I guess i will warn all friends across the net and trust me i am member to many thousands of contacts and let them know to never visit your site.. I think in future you should look past your lifes view and consider younger impressionable children. I still can't beleive you have never had Jesus work in your life and all he stands for.I pray God and his son reach your life and even if like myself it takes a life changing expericence to lead you,,you will come to know the lord for his goodness and greatness and you will never make a mockery of him again.

God bless you.
Flora Dalton- Acker
brats@ns.sympatico.ca

Flora,
There's no way you have THOUSANDS of contacts you could potentially tell not to visit my site. If that were so you'd be able to shut down all my pages in a week, and quite frankly, I don't see that happening.

Last I read, your Ten Commandments don't give you permission to exaggerate the truth. You might want to freshen up on those in case you forgot. Thank you for your feedback, but unless I get other complaints besides yours Jesus Dressup is going to remain online and available to children. It's called freedom of speech!

Sincerely,
Bob

 

“Mohammed? No? Of course not. That would be asking for trouble. Shame, really.”

Subject: Other religious figures?

Do you have one of Mohammed? No? Of course not. That would be asking for trouble. Shame, really.

Jaye M.
jayem@shaw.ca

Did you even attempt to type "mohammed dressup" into Google before you emailed me your assumption? Or were you afraid if you did an army of crazy Muslims would smash through your windows and behead you with their broadswords?

If you can find the courage to do so you'll see mohammeddressup.com is #1 in that search. And yet I still walk the earth unharmed. How can this be?

Your life is built atop fear. That's the shame.

Bob

“You are too quick to judge. Like some other people.”

If I made an assumption, so are you doing. I wasn't afraid to google "muhammed" for crying out loud! I just looked on the site I was sent out of curiosity, I didn't see any links to other figures. I'm pleased to know that you're a equal opportunity blasphemer. So many people insult only those that are easy targets.

I was thinking of putting a t-shirt up on Cafe Press decrying the stupidity of all religions, but especially the one people are most afraid to critisize. If only I could find a good likeness of the prophet...

You are too quick to judge. Like some other people. Nyah.

J
jayem@shaw.ca

"Do you have one of Mohammed? No? Of course not."

That's pretty quick to judge if you ask me.

Bob

“I wouldn't be so quick to insult people that wrote to me.”

Well, I didn't SEE one (I didn't think I should have to go searching the internet for it, but hey, I was busy).

So, it's the pot calling the kettle black, I guess. Still, I have to say if I was marketing online I hope I wouldn't be so quick to insult people that wrote to me. I mean, hey, wouldn't it have been better to say, "Hey, thanks for writing, and guess what? Today's your lucky day... we DO have Mohammed dress ups and you can find 'em here--"

You know. Just a suggestion. From one atheist to another. Or I am making an assumption there? I'm sure you must brave a lot of hate mail. But you know, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

J
jayem@shaw.ca

Well, see the thing is that your first email was kind of obnoxious suggesting that I only do the things I do on my site as long as it doesn't ask for trouble, and if something I believe in seems a little too outrageous I don't have the guts to do it, out of fear. So I returned the favor with an equally obnoxious retort accusing you of not having balls, and perhaps even being a bit too quick to jump to conclusions I've heard a hundred times before. I purposely respond to douchbags in an less than polite manner for the purposes of posting the end set of emails on the web in a section of my site titled "hate mail/complaint dept." It's one of my more popular sections.

If people are polite to me I usually am the same in return. But when people are stupid I feel it's my obligation to the site to piss all over their parade then exploit their misfortune so that I have free material to entertain my readers with. I'm sure you understand. Here's a link to the section in case you do not feel like Googling it: http://www.normalbobsmith.com/hatemail.html

Bob

“Gee”

Gee, Bob. Thanks.

J
jayem@shaw.ca

Beh. Eat a dick.

 

“spend more time reading why Jesus hung on the cross for you instead of mocking Him”

Mr. Smith, I think that you such spend more time reading why Jesus hung on the cross for you instead of mocking Him, through your awful, silly magnets. May His peace disturb you!

Dale Doty
heapofdotys@sio.midco.net

I have read the reasons why Jesus hung on the cross; To absolve people of their responsibilities for the bad things they do. Am I supposed to be impressed you pretend there's a guy out there you can transfer all your crimes to? That's something you people are proud of?

I'm just as impressed by that as I am with the guy touches heads with a cow to transfer over his sins, then banishes the cow from his village to take with it all his bad deeds.

And you wonder why you're mocked?
MAY THAT COW'S PEACE DISTURB YOU!!
Bob

 

“i hate u”

i hate u

Josh Stewart
treasure72@hotmail.com

Then we can not be friends.

Bob

 

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