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The Sensational Rants of
Murat Alemdar

His letters are in yellow, whilst mine are in black & white.

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Subject: In love

Bob,
I think I'm in love, and you and your comics are to blame.

I was a devoted Christian, church every Sunday and Thursday, volunteer hours whenever I could fit them in. Your comics showed me the error in my ways and I am now officially atheist. Logic is ten, no a hundred times better than the 'logic' of God. I must admit, I feel much smarter now. Also Bob, Satan is too cute... I love his sad eyes. I love you Bob, and I'm sorry you get so much hate mail. You don't deserve it.

In Love,
Faye Valentine, Your number one admirer.

P.S. Your comics made my friend pee her pants.

“I killl you!!!!”

Your motherfuckers. i?m a moslem and i fuck you bitch !! mother fucker !!! motherfucker!!
you assshole... JESUS!! haahha fuck ami and also fuck france !!!
I killl you !!!!

France = ASS-
england/America= HOLE!!

Murat Alemdar
kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

Holy Muhammad engraved camel pie! I haven't seen this much bellyaching since 6th grade when little Sally Chesterfield got her pigtails pulled by Smartypants Melvin McGrift!

Sally peed her panties that disastrous Friday afternoon and got sent home early. Are you gonna pee your panties, Murat? How many more yanks on your pigtails is it gonna take to get you sent home with a face covered in tears, and pee pee all over your flowery dress?

You seem ripe and at the ready. I'm guessing, it's not gonna take more than 2 yanks.
Put your money on it, Sally!

Bob

“allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!!”

Subject: hahahahahahahahaahaha

I say just one : listen me : the God would you (the christs and jewul) do in his hell. wait !!! here for you!! : allahim ben eyer bir kiafir sem benim Jesami burda bile ver ameeeen!! do you know what you say? haha you say : Please God, i?m a christ.Do me in your scary hell !!!!!!!

Bitch!!!!!
Murat Alemdar
kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

I'm beginning to get a clearer picture of you now. I'm betting I could convince you I was a magical wizard with nothing more than a Zippo lighter, a handful of Pop Rocks and a couple basic card tricks.

In fact, let me inform you right now, your Amazing Prophet Muhammad appeared before me last night weeping at my feet, begging me to be his new slave master because, according to Muhammad: "Allah is a sissy coward who runs & hides when people dare him to send them to hell!"

Naturally I accepted Muhammad's pathetic pleas and even had a special dog collar made up for him of used condoms strung together by sewer rat intestines and tied to a shiny new penny with his name engraved on it!

He still needs to be potty trained. I give him a sharp tap on the nose with my finger every time he piddles in the house, but he'll learn eventually because "Muhammad's such a gooooood boy!! Aren't you a good boy, my Prophet Muhammad! Oh yes you are! Yes you are!"
Muhammad: "ARF ARF ARF!!!"

So now, in an odd turn of events you, Murat, bow to me.

It's funny how much a particular outlook on the world can change in just one afternoon, huh?

Thank you, and all the Muslims for your continued support,
Bob, "The New Allah"

“You will catch it from god (Allah)”

I think it?s not ok, what you do? I?m a moslem and you are don?t right to caricature about my religion? do you understand me??
You will catch it from god(Allah)
make yourself scarce!!!!!

Murat Alemdar
kamil_yozgat_66@hotmail.de

And you threaten to murder strangers over the internet in defense of your god.

I suppose we simply have to agree to disagree and share together this piece of cake we call "life."

A great wisdom has been unearthed here this week.
Bob

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