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Hi Bob,

I have not written to you in quite some time, but I felt I would like to have your opinion on something I have been dealing with for the past few weeks.I have been involved in an atheist debate forum on the existence of Christ, and the divine inspiration of the bible.I feel I have put forth some very sound arguments on why I am against both assertions.Yet,I have so called atheists who actually seem more agnostic saying that I cant prove it with certainty since I cant prove a "negative".

The fact that you cant prove the non-existence of the christian God objectively in my opinion does not mean that it cant be proven that he does not exist through history,reason,and common sense.Of course, because of God existing in this imaginary plane outside of the reach of science makes it impossible to disprove his existence objectively,then in my opinion we must resort to other means of discovery.I am of the opinion that religion is a societal phenomenon and that God and or the worship of gods in general is a creation of the fertile imagination of mankind.Man has pretty much worshipped everything on and off of this Earth at one time or another.What is your take on this matter,and are you convinced that the christian God or any other god does not exist as well?

Till freedom and logic reign supreme:
David Cortright


David,
Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Because the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists is precisely for this issue you've brought to the table. Both God and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are each of equal validity in this argument. You cannot disprove the existence of either, and at the same time this in no way suggests their existence is in anyway plausible, logical, or even considerable.

Using logic, commonsense and reason, both the Spaghetti Monster & the Eternal Invisible Universe-manifesting Wizard are on equal plains of irrationality. For each the more reasonable explanation would be to assume they've been dreamt up by a human being. Sure, you say that this is not absolute proof either way, but including the Spaghetti Monster in the equation illustrates quite clearly the level accuracy that argument's working with.

Now, I personally understand how NOT proving either's nonexistence leaves some astronomically minute chance of existence available to the desperate believer who's willing to cling to straws. You really can't disprove the nonexistence of anything your imagination can dream up because it could be out there somewhere in the endless universe, hiding behind a planet 20 galaxies away, under a Cloak of Invisibility. The question you have to ask yourself now is does this argument convince you? Making important decisions based on one's own logic when proof is not an option is part of becoming a thinking adult. Deciding a matter such as this based solely on your own sane, logical thought is what's required of you if you want to become a responsible grownup.

It is really important to hang on to your logical thought and your sanity, and quite often it seems to me like believers feel quite differently on the matter.

Bob

Aug 11
“THAT WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED”

Subject: Jesus dress up

HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GOD IN SUCH A MANNER!!!???
THAT WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Holy Macaroni! You shouldn't be coming to my site anymore!

Bob

Aug 13
IT WAS A MISTAKE 2 PUT UP A WEB SITE LIKE THAT!! I WILL HAVE IT DOWN! I HAVE THE RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 it was a mistake
2 u are wrong and will know it when u stand before the KING JESUS CHRIST AND HAVE 2 TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 4 UR SITE
3 IT WAS A MISTAKE 2 PUT UP A WEB SITE LIKE THAT!! I WILL HAVE IT DOWN!
I HAVE THE RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Tue, Oct 20

By the way. The site's still up.

Your resources aren't good ones, huh?

Bob

“what??”

what??

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Several months ago you had proclaimed "I HAVE THE RESOURCES TO TAKE YOUR SITE DOWN!!!!!!!!" Go ahead, scroll down and read for yourself. You wrote it!

I was just emailing you back asking if you'd found your resources weren't as good as you'd initially thought.

Bob

“LOL apparently you are still worried about me.. lol”

Chile I am not worrying about you or your site.. LOL apparently you are still worried about me.. lol
have a good life

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Hahaha!!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR THREAT!!!! Oh god, I am so relieved!!! I've been waiting for two and a half months to get the courage to call your bluff, and now it's paid off! Now I can finally relax.

Oh god, I can't believe I won. I BEAT YOU! I don't know how I did it, but I beat you and I get to keep my site! How does it feel? Huh? HUH???

You were a worthy opponent, Jordan Aytch. Good, but not quite good enough.

You may tell others you fought nobly, and lost, but only because you went up against the best.

Bob

“you did not win because it was not a competition....”

uumm sorry to tell you but you did not win... I dont care about your site... see the difference is I dismissed your site out my mind you did not win because it was not a competition.... Have a good life and God Bless

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

Oh, pitiful excuses of the defeated. You don't have to be this way, slinking away with your tail between your legs. It is nothing to be ashamed of, to declare war then lose. Be proud you stood for something, once, months ago. You once stood for something great and declared war on all who opposed it from the hilltop!

Frankly, Jordan, you were quite the match. Your cunning, your bravery, your guts! I hate seeing a good warrior suffer such humiliation. Though I have seen many.

Bob

“I am not humiliated I just am mature”

ok.. Have a good life...
Also I am not humiliated I just am mature to know there is no point in arguing

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

You know what then? Screw YOU!! You're nothing but a JERK! I ask you for ONE thing, and it's the sweet taste of victory, and you can't even grant me that!!!!

You go around threatening people with web sabotage, then you take it all back before the other person gets to enjoy their triumph! Now I look like the fucking whiny bitch and you look like the noble hero!!!!!! This always happens and I HATE IT!!!!!!!

You just wait until I'm in hell and you're up in heaven worrying about me and how I'm doing down there. You'll think you're in paradise, but you'll actually be thinking about me down there and feeling bad. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
Humph!!!

Bob

“Have a Good Life”

uumm lol.. ok Have a Good Life

Jordan Aytch
srjt42005@gmail.com

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