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Subject: Hi
I've been a fan of yours for quite a while now. I'm glad to see a guy who's fighting for the truth in a world full of lies and illusions. Every once in a while I get my share of flak for my disbeliefs, but I can brush it off because I know that a) The people who jeer have far lower IQs than mine b) they're probably looking forward to a lifetime of domestic rape, kitchen duty, and having babies (for the ladies) and alcoholism, erectile dysfunction, and mid-life crises (for the gentlemen.) These Good Christians take more time condemning others (and some of them are absolutely foul people) than to display the values that the optimistic would normally associate with the righteous. These people do not think clearly and are far from creative (unless making up new insults, even then it's stale.) I meet few fellow atheists at my public high school. It is a sad thing that even a decade into the 21st century some people are still wary to declare their godlessness - I honestly meet more gays than I do atheists. And even of the few atheists I meet, most of them do it just to piss off mom and dad. They spend their days listening to Slipknot and buying whatever has a pentagram from the local Hot Topic. I am proud to say that I'm 16, I am an atheist and an artist, I DON'T listen to Slipknot, and what a fat lot of good eight years of Catholic school did me! Woo!

Again, I appreciate your outspokenness. I hope we cross paths one day. There is a picture of me on my blog in my signature. It is not very recent, so I will update as soon as possible if you wish. I too am an artist; I draw, take pretty photos, write, and I'm into drama. As sure as I am that this resembles generic fan mail, I thank you for taking the time to read this.

Best regards,

Michaela Calvert
michaela-c.blogspot.com
“There are beautiful sounds in rock. Very lazy, dreamlike noises. You can forget about the lyrics in most songs. Just dig the noise and you've got our sound."
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“You WILL stand judgement for every stupid thing that you do...almost wish I could be there to see it!!”

Subject Earthquakes,Tsunamis,Weird Weather!

I saw the vid where you were unplugging the band... SO NOT COOL! You WILL stand judgement for every stupid thing that you do...almost wish I could be there to see it!!

I'm in VA listening to praise band right now- why don't you come down here and try to unplug this one!!

Jay
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"THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!"

Bob

“Jesus is coming soon and you'll be in HELL!!”

Its all in the Bible, Bob. Jesus is coming soon and you'll be in HELL!!

Jay

You need to loosen up.

Yeah, how does that work anyhow? You go to heaven and you still can enjoy it even though you're watching people suffer forever in hell? And you wanna watch it??

Bob

“No time to loosen up.”

No time to "loosen up." Jesus' return is iminent. God promises to wipe away all tears, so no Bob, no ones going to be sitting in heaven enjoying your suffering in hell!

Jay

So heaven's a place where people can also be sad and grieve and cry every day over the people they once loved who are suffering in hell?

“No tears in Heaven Bob! God will wipe away all memory from His children, those doomed to suffer in hell for eternity.”

No tears in Heaven Bob! God will wipe away all memory from His children, those doomed to suffer in hell for eternity. Who knows? Perhaps God will let you wear your little devil suit at the Great White Thrown Judgement, just before you and your master satan are cast into the lake of fire! One more thing Bob: you will be forced to bow before King Jesus and confess Him as Lord!!

Jay

Yippy! No tears in heaven! So all of your most beloved, cherished friends and family, if they don't die Christian, your mind will be erased of their very existence? Like if it's your child or mother or wife? Really?? This is how you rectify that riddle in this make-believe land you've convinced yourself exists? Do you teach kids that too?

"YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE LORD, THEN YOU AND YOUR MASTER SATAN WILL BE CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVERMORE!"

Had you ever considered that believing everyone's value will be erased from your brain so you can have paradise is not only super messed up, but also retarded?

Bob

“Just keep yourself and your ilk up there in that filthy rat-hole of a city, ok?”

Do us all a favor Bob. Just keep yourself and your ilk up there in that filthy rat-hole of a city, ok?

Thanks, Jay

Wow, you really take this "I'm going to Cookieland and you're not" shit seriously, huh?

I'm sorry to tell you that the internet comes to your city too. But maybe if you prayed to your gods they'll flood the world again and you'll get to heaven even quicker!

Oh wait. I forgot about the rainbow promise not to do that again. That blasted rainbow promise! Hopefully god will find another way to destroy the world. Put an end to this whole human-race-existence BS.

Thanks for the emails, Jay. Your imagination is a runaway train.
Bob

“You won't be imagining unfathomable suffering and torment when you're in hell for the next one hundred-billion years Bob, and ya know what? It will only be the beginning! What kind of a FOOL takes a chance like that?”

You won't be imagining unfathomable suffering and torment when you're in hell for the next one hundred-billion years Bob, and ya know what? It will only be the beginning! What kind of a FOOL takes a chance like that? By the way... God sends no one to hell. He allows us to choose for ourselves. The very Jesus that you mock and blaspheme is the very same Jesus who died to keep you out of a place prepared only for satan and his angels.

Jay

Wow. Anyone can control you as long as they make up a scary enough story?

Jay, you will suffer for a billion trillion years for not believing in the great Prophet Muhammad and the Great Allah! You will be strung up by your ankles and killer bees will be fed into your anus through a tube until they're buzzing out of your mouth for all eternity! What kind of a FOOL takes a chance like that??!?!?! How crazy you must be to not bow down to Allah!!! What possible logic could you dream up for not bowing down to the Quran?!?!?!

Please explain the tremendous gamble you're willing to take with that. In doing so you'll see better where I'm coming from in relation to you and your craziness.

“Jesus said: I am the way, the truth and the life. NO ONE comes to the Father but by me. Muhammed, budda and all the other false prophets are still in their graves!”

Jesus said: I am the way, the truth and the life. NO ONE comes to the Father but by me. Muhammed, budda and all the other false prophets are still in their graves! The grave couldn't hold Jesus. A wise man once said, " I would rather live my life thinking that the Bible is right, then in the end, find out it was wrong, then to live my life believing that the Bible is wrong, then die and find out that it was right!!" Great wisdom there Bob!

Jay
http://mountainframer.com/

Wow. I had no idea someone said that once, and that Jesus pinky-swore he was the truth. All of the other gods we've invented only claimed to be second best. If only their authors had thought to say "first!" I never guessed it was that easy to ascertain which gods were real and which ones were made up.

You clearly wear the pointiest thinking cap in the class.

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