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I come to all of you with so much good news about the site and future of everything Mr. Smith. I'm very proud to announce that I now have a distributor in the UK who's going to make it so much easier to spread the Jesus Dressup message across the ocean. My friends at Festival Of Sins have partnered up with yours truly for what will hopefully be a long, fruitful relationship. So if you're in the UK and desparate to get your hands on Jesus Dressup, for personal use or resale, click on over talk to David.

Also, as you may already know, Comic Con is now just a month away and things are coming together quite nicely for a blasphemy explosion at the event! Booth 2868 if you're there looking for a good time and a pair of pants to slip your hands into.

Then, after all this is taken care of you can expect many surprizes come October! So stay tuned. I've only just begun.

“The Lord does not suffer mockery lightly.”

Subject: Wow, I have to tell you...

The Lord does not suffer mockery lightly.  2 Chronicles 36:15-17 gives an example of what God has done to those that mocked Him in the past:
"The LORD, the God of their fathers, sent persistently to them by his messengers, because he had compassion on his people and on his dwelling place. But they kept mocking the messengers of God, despising his words and scoffing at his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD rose against his people, until there was no remedy.  Therefore he brought up against them the king of the Chaldeans, who killed their young men with the sword in the house of their sanctuary and had no compassion on young man or virgin, old man or aged. He gave them all into his hand."
The Lord also warns against scoffing and mocking.  Proverbs 19:29 states:
"Condemnation is ready for scoffers,and beating for the backs of fools."
And lastly, Galatians 6:7:
"Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap."
Instead of scoffing and laughing, why don't you do what millions of others have done?  They have investigated the audacious claims for themselves and came to a decision wisely.
In His Love,
Andrew the Apostle

You're really committed to that one book, huh? Had you ever spent a good amount of time researching whether or not that book was true, or authentic, or special? If so I'd love to hear your evidence as to why it should be listened to and believed in the first place. 


“I was encouraged to see that you are willing to take a look at the evidence...”

I was encouraged to see that you are willing to take a look at the evidence for Christ.  I have provided you with links to books that present the evidence that you are requesting. There are hundreds more, but these are some of the more popular titles.  It is my sincere hope that you read at least one of them.
1) http://www.amazon.com/Case-Christ-Journalists-Personal-Investigation/
2) http://www.amazon.com/Evidence-Demands-Questions-Challenging-Christians/
3) http://www.amazon.com/All-Evidence-Will-Ever-Need/
4) http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Have-Enough-Faith-Atheist/

Thank you for your interest.
Andrew the Apostle

Wow. I have to tell you I just got done looking up what your beliefs were on Wikipedia and I have to say you guys must be completely BONKERS! I'd never heard such a whacked out collection of stories and beliefs! Are you all serious, or is it a joke? It's a joke, right? C'mon, you can tell me. If it is (and it HAS to be) it's the funniest thing I've heard in YEARS! 

Thanks for the good reading.
That was great. I kept waiting for the googly monster to pop out at any second! So so funny. What a hot mess.


This is Qwerty, from page 437, revisiting us here...
“Subject: RAPTURE”

Subject: RAPTURE

you will be, god wont taek you


You're sounding more retarded than usual. Did you get hit by a car and stumble home or something?


“What u gonna du...”

What u gonna du when the rapture is hare and you don't get taken to heaven


"Gaba gonna pull down ma pants n roll round in da mud cryin like iza dumbo! Zats wat I gon do!"

Jesus. What's wrong, Qwerty? You might want to go to the hospital. They say you're not supposed to try and sleep if you have a head injury. You could have a brain hemorrhage and die.

Go get checked out. Seriously.

“the rapture is science”

if i die i kno im gon to heaven unlike you. the rapture is science


Yes, the rapture is science. Very smart, Qwerty. You deserve a trophy for being so smart & handsome. There's a trophy waiting for you at the minor emergency clinic. All you need to do is go there and ask the receptionist to give it to you. Only instead of the word "trophy" say "head exam." Then just follow the nurse.


“you know in ur hart”

you know in ur hart the rapture is coming and is real


Don't let yourself fall asleep! Don't fall asleep, Qwerty! You have a bubble on your brain that'll kill you if you fall asleep!!! For the love of god, STAY AWAKE UNTIL HELP GETS THERE!!!!!!



“jesus died for you, and you are making it a joke!?”

you should be ashamed of yourself, this is an insolt to jesus' name! what were you thinking this is not funny. jesus died for you, and you are making it a joke!? you need help.

Jordan Frearson

Have you read the bible? Did you know that your Jesus wasn't the only guy to resurrect that day, but so did many others? The graveyards opened up and the dead walked into town and there were many many witnesses! Matt. 27:51-54

And you know what's even more incredible about this event? No one else wrote about it. The undead walked among the living and only Matthew, whoever he was, thought to mention it.

Gee, I wonder if the bible's made up?
Your ignorance will be made fun of during this life.

“you wont think it is funny when your in hell.”

you prob think your soo clever, but you wont think it is funny when your in hell. and you say it is all made up. have you read the bible? you dont rly know what your making fun of. your ignorance will destroy you.

Jordan Frearson

The ones who need the help are the ones who think it's all true. Have you heard the stories?? It's pretend!

Making a joke out of it is the sane thing to do.
Thanks though for sending your opinion even if it's wrong.


“Please pour out your love on the creator of this site...”

Sorry Lord that your death on the cross for all of us is being ridiculed. Please pour out your love on the creator of this site and fill him with your abundant grace and peace.

Tony Sacco

Yes, we're all so sorry and sad for you having to die, then rise from your death to say hello and goodbye to all your friends, then fly up to heaven to be king of the universe.  We all feel so so sorry for you to have such a horrible fate of being god over everything up in paradise.

I'm crying right now. It's so sad and awful, except for the part that your death only lasted a couple days, and you get to live in paradise forever.


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