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Subject: Brilliant!

Hey!

I've never been compelled to write an email to someone I didn't know personally... but your site is marvelous! I had to let you know that it really is genius, and I've been laughing for hours on end. My stomach was hurting last night as I laughed until 2 in the morning.

The hate mail section was my absolute favorite.... but scary that so many people are completely illiterate! It reminded me of the time when I heard Chuck Norris trying to read... it was embarrassing! (and it made everyone nervous for some reason haha)

I can sorta relate about growing up with religion. I remember when I was pretty young we moved next door to some Jehovah's Witnesses. Next thing I know, we're going to "congregation" and my birthday and all the holidays were taken away! Then, all of us youngsters start getting taught things like... the Christmas tree is a phallic representation of a cock!? We're all here because Satan and god made a wager and they want to see who wins? Lucky for me we escaped posthaste.

So, keep up the good work Bob... I hope your site eventually reaches George Carlin status. This planet needs more thought provoking criticism... and we seriously need more robots too.

Brandon D.

(attached is a photo of myself on Halloween in Vegas dressed as Jesus. I was sorta bummed that people thought I was Moses...  or Charles Manson. wtf?)

“JEWS DID 911 AND ALL WORLD WARS AND DEPRESSIONS”

Subject: gREAT SITE

JEWS DID 911 AND ALL WORLD WARS AND DEPRESSIONS

World Changer
anakahamon@ritternet.com

AND ANIMAL EXTINCTIONS TORNADOS AND EARTHQUAKES SERIAL KILLERS DANDRUFF AND CHICKEN POX

Bob

“you suck up to Jews?”

So do you suck up to Jews?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYBsDwjezQI
Enjoy.

World Changer
anakahamon@ritternet.com

DAVID DUKE WEARS A WIG! THAT'S JEWS TOO!!

Bob

“Are you a Jew?”

Are you a Jew?

World Changer
anakahamon@ritternet.com

If I say yes can I claim responsibility for the wig?

Bob

 

“This is repulsive to me.”

Bob, I was looking for a Bible story and I ran across your Jesus dress up for Halloween.  This is repulsive to me. You take my Jesus and make him some kind of paper doll.  Well this is very offensive to me, repulsive and an abomination. I will not buy your trash.

Thank You,
Mrs. Lisa M. Marx

Ak. Will you at least buy just one set? I seriously will go out of business if everyone stops buying things. I don't think people understand that the FOUNDATION of a small business depends upon customer purchases and how much each person passing through the site spends.

Just so you know, I also accept donations. At least that way you won't receive any of what you don't want but you'll still be contributing. Just scroll down the right hand side of this page http://normalbobsmith.com/latestupdates/ and there's a donation button towards the bottom.

Again Lisa, let me reiterate that by you not buying my product I'm LOSING money, and that really hurts my business. I'm not sure you understood the impact of your actions before you emailed me. I hope you reconsider.

Thanks.
Bob

 

“n save ur SOUL!”

Subject: You suck

You mock my lord like this you going to burn in the lake of fire.  Repent NOW n save ur SOUL

rhorsekrazy@optonline.net

"n save ur SOUL!" 

I really like that last sentence. Terrifying, but also cute. It's great.

Thanks.
Bob

“im sorry for being so rude, God is still working on me”

im sorry for being so rude,  God is still working on me   Jesus changed my life out in the wood when i was detoxing from drugs 2 years ago, please forgive me  thnx     read Romans  ch. 7,8,9 if you get a chance

rhorsekrazy@optonline.net

You are forgiven. Just as Jesus forgives, so do I. We are one in the same, but in our likeness we are also separate. We are all love. Lowercase.

Peace be with you.
Praise be unto Allah.
Bob

 

“what the hell were you thinking?!”

Subject: Jesus dressup

Really!? Jesus dress up?,,,,what the hell were you thinking?!   You must love playing with fire.

David Eddy

Is taunting the gods still considered playing with fire? Let me guess. For you "playing with fire" also includes walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, daring the sun not to rise tomorrow, and teasing vampires.

Yes, if those are the standards for spiraling into an infinity of chaos, then yeah. I play with fire. I play it with the most daring of them! I'm terribly terribly brave and fearless.

I've made myself a gold medal out of a paper napkin and a new penny.
Bob

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