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Subject: Aussie Atheist Thanks

Hi Bob
 
G’day mate from down under [imagine Australian accent].
 
Great site it has helped me a lot.
 
I was a Christian but could not paper over the cracks in the arguments anymore and am now an atheist.
 
 
A few random thoughts
 
Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins are great communicators but I like your clarity of argument too.
Your point about a circle of believers, all with the truth, and looking in from the outside is excellent.
 
I think religion is like lotto. It has a promise of being saved, miracle stories, small reinforcement wins, many superstitions about
how to win and you have to pay regularly. It seems to reinforce that some humans need to hope or believe in something.
Indeed the Pentecostal church I once belonged to seemed to treat their god as a lotto device.
 
In regard to Hell, it sounds better than having to spend eternity with some of the Christians I’ve come across. Rather ironic that Jeffrey Dalmer, Hitler, Stalin,
Benny Hinn.........will be with god, Jesus and the Holy Spirit watching us burn.
Come to think of it, being rogered by giant demons with, presumably, large dicks for eternity actually sounds rather good from many perspectives.
I just hope the “good” people in heaven don’t watch and get too excited and lose their salvation.
 
 
Must go and feed my Koala [he’s the decendent of the one who walked to the Middle East to get on the ark and back].
 
Regards
 
Tom
“You are a fucking asshole.”

Your webpage www.jesusdressup.com disgusts me.
You are a fucking asshole.
But you already know that and, I'm sure, are extremely proud of your rebellion against God.

Sincerely,
Canard Mineo

Rebellion against worship.

Worship nothing. If you're worshipping anything you're fucking up, because then you're saying something's perfect enough to worship. It impairs your critical thought and you become a burden to the rest of us. So shape the fuck up, dickweed!

Jesus. I am an asshole!

Bob 

 

“Your website makes me sad.”

Hello Bob,
Your website makes me sad. My God sent His only Beloved Son to Earth as a sacrifice for my sin. To rescue my soul from eternal separation from Him because of His great love for me. It breaks my heart to see that great sacrifice being mocked. I will pray that the Lord gives you a revelation of the Holiness of the Cross, when He does it will change your life!
Debra Titus

Yeah, I can only imagine how upsetting it is to see the person who takes the blame for every jerky thing you've done not being taken seriously. He's your scapegoat and I went and made a game out of him. Oh, if only everyone would buy into the story that a stranger can absorb the blame so we don't have to. What a terrific lesson that teaches the world.

While you're putting blame on someone else, I'm accounting for my wrongs knowing that's what I have to do when I mess up. The lesson-teaching sinks in a lot deeper when you do it that way. You should try it some time.

Bob

 

“If it was not for Christ dying on the cross, the curse would not have been broken. Satan was defeated because of the cross.”

Subject: The Name Jesus is Holy

How in the world can you make a mockery out of Our Lord and Saviour .If it was not for Christ dying on the cross, the curse would not have been broken. Satan was defeated because of the cross. Christ died for your sins. He loves you. Prayer is communicating with Christ Jesus. His name is holy and should be respected at all times.
 
 
May Christ forgive you.
Erica Pringle

Golly. I hadn't realized I was disrespecting the anti-hex of an ancient curse. Sounds really serious. You've succeeded in terrifying me beyond belief and I assure you a life lesson has been learned today.

So your work is done here. Journey on to other towns and corners of the net where your assistance is more desperately needed. Places where fear has yet to grip hold of lives in the magnitude we both know it should.

I praise you for your nobility.
Now on with you! There's no time to lose!
Bob

“Cover him with Your Blood...”

“Blessed art thou.. for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. Matthew 16:17
Malachi 3:16” then they that feared the Lord spoke often one to another: and the Lord hearkened and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before them that feared the Lord, and that thought upon His name”
 
 
Dear Lord Jesus Christ, May You give Bob Smith grace and mercy in times of need. For you are a forgiving God..May You redeem his life from destruction and May Your peace go with him. Cover him with Your Blood that was shed on the cross for all sinners. Amen
Erica Pringle

Haha, no. You already got me. The sting of eternal truth has blossomed inside from your claims of ancient curses, god-men, and devils battling against good in other dimensions. You can be on your way now, away from me with your baths of blood and your virgin sacrifices. Go do your Holy-spirit-convulsions on someone else's front lawn.

You're seriously creepier than a naked priest.
Bob

“May Our father in Heaven richly bless you Bob. You are right there many lost souls out there...”

May Our father in Heaven richly bless you Bob. You are right there many lost souls out there that needs Christ. For His coming is at our door steps. How wonderful it would be to see Him face to face to reign with Our King forever. Woe to those who do not believe on him. “For every knee shall bow, and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord”
 
I leave you with Isiah 54:17..Ephesians 4:31-32
I am on my way, paving the way for others. God Bless.
 
Amen
Erica Pringle

Are you emailing me from an actual bath in blood? That's what I'm sensing from your letters.

Bob

“I chose to bath myself in the blood of the Lamb.”

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places” Eph:6:12
 
I chose to bath myself in the blood of the Lamb.
God Bless and remember He is a slow to anger, abiding in love God. That is why I am so unlove with Christ.

Erica Pringle

Lamb's blood? Sounds like a bathroom cleaning nightmare. I bet you were scrubbing that tub for days.

Bob

 

“Soo your making fun of Jesus?”

Soo your making fun of Jesus?

Emily Fink

No!! No no no no no no no no no. NO! Never. Absolutely not. Wouldn't, couldn't shouldn't. Not in a million years! No way. Don't even THINK about it!!

No.

Well, yes.

Bob


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