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The Rapture came and went, we're all still here and there's a return of hate mail. As of this month it can be officially stated that I now respond to 100% of my hate mail, since what you see to the right is 100% of what I received since page 484. It's not much, but there is a slow comeback happening. I can feel it!

The great news however is that business is fine! Weird, right? Fact is, I've now got a long list of stores across the US that're carrying Jesus Dressup, and sales are splendid! Much of this is owed to you folks for suggesting shops in your hood for me to cold-call. Since the beginning of spring when I started my "new store cold calling" campaign I've now got well over 30 stores selling Jesus Dressup! That's fucking fantastic. This also means that I get to make new sets, which for me makes dreams come true! I've really missed not having the Final Justice sets in stock, and I'm dying to make the Lady Gaga JDU. If there's one thing I learned from Comic Con last year it was how difficult I was making something that in actuality was simple - Getting stores.

I'll conclude by asking once again, if you know of stores around you that would probably carry my magnets email me the name. I'll do the rest.

Thank you!
bob@normalbob.com

 

“WHEN I JUST ENTER YOUR PAGE THE ONLY THING I EVER WANT WAS TO AVE YOU IN FRONT AND MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE A BITCH”

subject: PLEASE READ THIS

OK MEN I DONT KNOW YOU, BUY LEET ME TELL YOU THE MOST WONDERFULL THRUTH YOU HAVE EVER LISTEN...THIS MEN THE ONE YOU MAKE FUN OF DIE LIKE THE MOST MISERABLE MEN OVER EARTH JUST FOR YOU AND BECAUSE OF YOU AND HE DID IT BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN EVER DO!!!!HAVE YOU EVER THINK WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL, WHAT MAKE YOU BREATH, WHAT MAKES YOUR HEART BREATH...

SINCERY WHEN I JUST ENTER YOUR PAGE THE ONLY THING I EVER WANT WAS TO AVE YOU IN FRONT AND MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE A BITCH BUT GOD IS THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU AND BECAUSE OF HIM I START TAKING ABOUT HIS LOVE HIS ETERNAL LOVE, I AM JUST A HUMAN AND THATS WHY IF YOU ASK ME I JUST CAN THINK IN MAKING FUN OF WHAT YOU LOVE THE MOST IN THE WORLD, BUT ITS TRUE I DONT KNOW YOUR LIFE AND WHAT MAKES YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT I AM COMPLETELY SHURE THAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS HE WILL TAKE YOUR CHARGE AND MAKES YOU THE MOST HAPPY PERSON IN THE WORLD. THINK ABOUT IT, TRY TO READ ONE PSALM, JUST ONE AND THEN ANSWER ME.
GOD LOVES YOU SOOOOO MUCH.

IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN YHIS UNLESS RESPECT THE ONES DO
 ANDRES ROMERO VALVERDE, COSTA RICA(506), TEL 88548228
THERE YOU HAVE MY EMAIL
GOD BLESS YOU

Andres Romero

Hello Andres,
Here's the problem. If we're all humans who want to make each other suffer like bitches writing ignorant all-caps emails to each other, why should I believe what they wrote about god? I mean, you yourself just said it's all written by a bunch of stupid morons. They were human too, tithead.

I can tell you to stick a donkey's dick up your gramma's ass then suck the cum out her mouth because I'm only human, but don't act like the bible wasn't written by humans too. You've got to be the biggest cross-eyed shit-for-brains ever if you believe in god-books written by humans. You'd have to be an even BIGGER cross-eyed shit-for-brains to believe humans who tell you it was written by a non-human.

You need to look in the mirror and punch yourself in your face until it starts sounding like a bag of sand. That should take care of your problem.
Thanks!
Bob

“I am completey shire the tha Bible was wrote by humans, offcourse it was, but then comes faith..”

Hey Bob, 
I am completey shire the tha Bible was wrote by humans, offcourse it was, but then comes the faith because one way or and other it was inspiresd bay God, and something maybe you didn't knew is that befor the Bible was as we know it know there eas a lot of books that were talking about God, like the very know "Judas testament" and all that staff, bur then a group of people gatter all these books and choose which books have the abiity to change lifes and have a big list of things that maybe you don't undestand because you don't believe...but that ok, I may think that every person since(creation-evolution"what ever you believe) every one believes in some superior power, call it sun like the indiand, alah, budah, greek mithology, God.

What I really don't understand is why you say that you don't care about this and you take the time for making this page, whith which sense;ok don't believe in the bible, but do you beleive in God???what your problem with him???
thanks!!
Andres Romero

Oh, isn't that just so poetic and beautiful. The guy who want's to make me suffer like a bitch and piss all over my bloody corpse suddenly gets a lovely moment of "faith" when shit starts not making sense. You're allowed to spray diarrhea all over me for being human, but the second the fingers up your ass about "being human" you get the pink & yellow balloon parade of "faith" to cover your butt.

Jesus Christ, Andres. What's my problem with him and why do I make fun?!? Did you miss the May 21st Rapture? How about because it makes people look forward to the end of humanity!? How about having a problem with it because it tells people to love something more than you love your own family? How about having a problem with it because it tells Andres Romero to believe things on faith rather than evidence, or logical thought, or valuing your sanity over insanity?? How about because it tells Andres Romero that because he's a flawed human he gets a free pass to make people suffer like a bitch for not believing the things humans promise are true?

You're ready to go beat the hell out of anyone who has a problem with what you believe based on the nothing but faith, and you want to know why I've got a problem with that?

Andres, go stick a smokebomb up your ass and sit on a campfire.
Bob

 

“I dont understand your concept- unless Muslim.”

I am just wondering, what point are you trying to make with http://www.jesusdressup.com/?  Did he not do anything great in your life that makes you hate him that much?  I dont understand your concept- unless Muslim. 

Acctually, even muslims stated that Jesus and Moses were great prophets.  So this must be far worst and more stupid of an idea than I have ever seen.  Jesus died for you You can keep on committing the sins you keep on committing, but Jesus will always be there once you hit rock bottom.  I urge you to delete this webpage or do a different character like- for instance, the humans around Jesus, the sinners.  As for you, I dont care what religion or faith you have, the only real one is Christian, why do u think they are being persecuted and put down so much?  HMMM, well bc no one likes the truth.  In an evil world filled with evil souls like you, can't you do something else than mock the one true son of God?  Hell isnt as pretty as you want it to be.   This is offensive to me only because i used to be as blind as alot of this world is.

Please, if you need more testimony, watch 700 club, joel osteen, john hagee, and better yet- read the bible cover to cover- it make sMORE sense than to just skim through it and not read it correctly.
 
Again, i will pray that you will find this site wrong.  God will follow with the mustard seed and tend to it.  Faith without action is dead.

lilevilchick201

You forgot the "if atheist" option. See, "if atheist" then that means I disbelieve he is god, which means I think people who do believe are fantastically wrong about a great many things, obviously! This in turn would not lead to me hating Jesus, but instead seeing no worth in him, and perhaps even harm. Think of it as disrespecting untruth. That should help you see things from my vantage point more clearly.

In short, this is me telling you, it's too bad your beliefs are lies but this is the best I can do to deal with it. I'm sure you understand.
Thank you.
Bob

 

“I am a christian and i ask you take the mick out of any one, apart from someone out of the bible.”

subject: your jessus dress up

How dare you take the mick out of Jesus. He is our saviour and any one who plays your game is a sinner. I am a christian and i ask you take the mick out of any one, apart from someone out of the bible.
Sharn Falon

I'm sorry, but if I agree to these terms I know you'll still be able to get me on some technicality. Like, I could make fun of Satan and then you'd say "Oh oh! He's in the Bible! You promised absolutely NO ONE in the Bible!! Haha gotcha!!"

Then you'd catch me saying something about a friend of mine named Peter, and you'd come right back yelling "THERE'S A GUY NAMED PETER IN THE BIBLE! YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO ME!! I GOT YOU, MAN! I OWN YOUR ASS!" and no matter which way I turned from then on there you'd be making me look like a total jerk who doesn't stand by his word.

This is how people like you work, making people promise you things, then complaining every chance you can whenever you feel like it just to show how much power you have! Well it's not going work this time! I rebuke your request!

You gotta be two steps ahead in this business to survive, but that was a nice try, Sharn. Well played indeed.
Bob


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