I hope that everyone still “gets” it. I know that my humor can be lost on certain parties, but I sit here and laugh and laugh! That means I'm not changing for the few who don't understand.

And this brings me to
The Stella Files

As usual the Hate Mail letters are in blue and mine are in black and white.

VERY VERY
STUPID PEOPLE

Very very stupid people email me every day. Unfortunately they rarely include photos of themselves. So I am left with my own mental picture that I will try to translate to you. I think I'm pretty damn close.

Id reccomend getting into anoyher type of site, occult people suck ass all they do is follow evil(satan) why not be good oh yeah thats right you will go to heaven. Evil is everywhere thats why satans followers feel so strong , but when GOD arives they all will be begging for forgiveness and of course GOD will forgive if you are truly sorry. I know he is real and I also know that SATAN is the great deciever and he is more real than cancer, so dont let him win. Even though secret societies are so powerfull and have satans help and torture,abduct kids sacrafice and all that other occult evil stuff we should not throw fuel to the fire and just have a little FAITH because satan wants you to believe there is no life after death so you will indulge your evil side and he will get you but god doesnt need to give you supernatural powers to believe, you would have to be braindead to think there is no life after death if you have common sense I could go into detail but I dont type that fast so your probably thinking o god another religious idiot, but I think religion is only another one of satans tool to divide GOD'S people these religious leaders are mostly crooks like politicians! But a few hold the true meaning and the others are scared to bring foward the truth about the OCCULT!

Z1paradox@aol.com


Drugs are wrong? Hellooooo. What kind of an atheist are you? What do you do when you get sick, pray? God help you. There is nothing wrong with CHOOSING to avoid certain drugs, but saying that they are wrong...well not only implies that there is a "right" and a "wrong," and forfeiting your own autonomy; but it's like telling someone that their beliefs are sins. Please rethink your biased hypothesis.

Jeremy

Ahhh, now I see where you got that. That 1st reply on page 46 is a sarcastic one. You'll notice that I also said:
"If I do do those things (robbing people) it's only to big business or to people who owe me. But mostly I NEVER do those things. PERIOD!"

Do you think that I rob big business' and people who "owe" me? It's subtle... but it's humor none the less.

And I proudly introduce to you the stupidest person in the world... Crystal Kuhl.


 

Subject:
cant you make a girl on screean i cant dress jesus its bad u can have him on screean or why dont u put maskes on screean i hope you read this because i am a fenced by this?

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

Subject: put a woman on screean

you know if u put a woman on screean i would love to play this but i dont like playing something that has jesus nail to a board . i mean would u.

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

Subject: pay back

how does that fell

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

Subject: boooooooo you suck

open your stomach in the pitcher bad huhhh thats how it is

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

Subject: u idiot

you idiot did u get my last message huhh

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

 

Yeah, You write silly things... hehe.

look please write me come on what did i do to you huhh.

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

Excuse me u tourp who do u think you r talkin to . im very sencetive and you .well your a peble and should . im gonna ask you when you were a babby witch you still r did your mommy hit in the head with a you big fat brat

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

hi boy its me i can see u mad no changes

Crystal Kuhl
KUHLCRYSTAL46
@hotmail.com

"You like the heat?"

I better be careful with my spelling around you, eh? I actually wanted to write you a hate letter so you can point out my typos and stuff. Hilarious.

So, do you have something against all religions or just Christianity? Are you an atheist? When did you start making this site and how? Did you get an email from a priest yet? That would have been fun, no? Anyway, I guess I'll see you in hell, since we both don't allow Jesus in our hearts. You like the heat? I think it would be kind of like Florida.

But still, I feel bad for the christians out there because you just made fun of something they believed their whole lives in. I don't know how I'd feel if there was A Moses dress-up page somewhere. But maybe there already is? Can you make a George W. Bush dress-up? That would be fun. Are you going to make fun of other religions as well? And what made you pick christianity? Is it because you're angry that once you believed in Jesus? You seem to know quite a lot about religion too.

Your hate mail is fun to read. You get too much though, right? So, just be cool for now.

Stella
stella@askedtobeanonymous


I NEVER said those things about Christians! And just because I don't allow Jesus into my heart doesn't... Hey, I mean I don't think there is a Jesus! You're twisting my words around!

Here's one for you! How do you explain God letting bad things happen to good people? And the only reason I'm so angry at Jesus is... I ah, that's not what I meant to say. What I'm trying to tell you is that I refuse to believe the truth... I mean, in God!

You don't sound like a non Christian! What are ya doin'? Messin' with my head? That's not nice. I'm not even going to dignify your email with a response.

Bob

P.S. Hey, I just did respond! Quit toying with my conscience!


"I'll tell you what's not nice: your response."

Bob, I'll tell you what's not nice: your response. I was giving you a compliment and you just couldn't take it? Sheesh. Don't be so angry all the time, I hear it's bad for your health. And I'm not Christian.

And I do have an answer to your question: why does G-d allow bad things happen to good people...

The answer is that those things look bad to us because we only see very small parts of the picture. Our life in this world is only a small part of a long jurney, starting from creation. What looks to us very bad, could really be a small necessary inconvinience on the jurney to perfection. Perfection is the World to Come.

Bye.

P.S. Do you even have a conscience? It would certainly amaze me.

Stella
stella@askedtobeanonymous


"Your "... ate my balls" section and your reply to my email really pissed me off "

"The fact of G-d's existence is accepted almost without question. Proof is not needed, and is rarely offered. The Torah begins by stating "In the beginning, G-d created..." It does not tell who G-d is or how He was created.

In general, Judaism views the existence of G-d as a necessary prerequisite for the existence of the universe. The existence of the universe is sufficient proof of the existence of G-d."

Your "... ate my balls" section and your reply to my email really pissed me off so there. I don't expect you to change your mind about anything but wouldn't it be nice to see my point of view? Anyway, this is just for your general knowledge.

Take care.

Stella
stella@askedtobeanonymous


Stella,
My letter to you was a lighthearted response to your sarcasm. I didn't realize that I was expected to be nice when replying to you. Oh lordy. Nice is so boring, but I'll give it a shot.

Thank you for your email and your compliments Stella. I'm pleased that you found my typo hunting hilarious. You seem to have zeroed in on what I consider a strong selling point of my humor. That, and anger.

You're obviously quite familiar with my beliefs. That leads me to wonder why you've asked so many questions (in all seriousness) which I've answered many many times before?

• Do I have something against Christianity?
• Am I an atheist?
• When did I start making the site?
• Did I get an email from a priest yet?
• Was it fun?
• Do I like heat? (I haven't heard that one before)

Uh oh, I think that the "nice" is wearing off. I've decided that I'm willing to accept your label of "not nice". As much as I want to be considered "nice" by everyone, it just gets in the way of being funny.

It's difficult for me to tell the difference between you being funny and serious. But I think that you're being serious when you say that you feel sorry for Christians because I've made fun of something that they've believed their whole lives. So this is what I'm going to respond to.

If you're going to believe in something your whole life, it better be able to stand up to being made fun of. If it cannot, then the belief is worthless. The other option is that we can no longer make any jokes about anything that could hurt somebody somewhere. If I am angry about anything it would be that there are people who don't see the humor AND want it sanitized because it might offend someone.

Is this person you? From how funny you are I'd say that it is.

Bob

"Your whole website is based on hate."

Your whole website is based on hate. Your hate towards christianity and the christians' hate towards you. See, you need people to send you hate mail because no one would look at your art otherwise. But it's not a very good way to attract people.

It's all about respect. It doesn't matter if Christianity makes sense to you or not. They may be as well going to The Church of Britney Spears. Behind all the silliness and the humor, you are forgetting that you are hurting people.

The extreme of every belief/faith is bad. You are one example of it.

Can you remember what happened the last time people made fun of a religion? Go back about 60 years.

Remember that a fire can't start without a spark.

Stella
stella@askedtobeanonymous


Stella,

I am a very opinionated fellow. I think that I am right about a great many things. Along with thinking I'm right I am also willing to explain myself, clearly and concisely. I hold back neither bluntness nor personal beliefs and feelings. Anyone who contacts me with an opinion should expect to hear a response.

If somebody contacts me and they can not express their opinions clearly, have jumbled nonsensical beliefs or simply choose to have a knee-jerk reaction, my reply will reflect it (notice that this is how I responded to your emails).

If someone is hurt by a retort (um, can you say " boo-fucking-hoo"?), then they haven't been properly prepared for LIFE. I get at least one letter a week from someone with a strong belief in God who appreciates the humor and the insight. Yes, even priests and pastors. It is humor Stella, not hate. If you see hate in what I'm doing then your eye for humor is blind.

The only reasonable explanation someone could have for being hurt by my site would be because they thought that God was hurt by it. Sticking to this theory leaves very little else to joke about and is clinically insane like a mental patient who rolls in feces.

You'd better learn how to laugh at yourself, otherwise you're going to stay as unfunny as you've shown yourself to be.

Bob
PS. 60 years ago? 1941? What the Hell are you talking about?


"boo-fucking-hoo"

boo-fucking-hoo

Stella
stella@askedtobeanonymous

P.S Look it up.

She's talkin' about PEARL-FUCKING-HARBOR PEOPLE!
SHUT OFF YOUR COMPUTERS!

Larry Canary
I mean Bob

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