To whoever is reading this,

Honestly, I think you are just a big loser who Blasphemes God, Being Jesus Christ. In seeing this, all I can do is assume your not Christian, and pray that you may find Christ in your life. I hope you read this all the way through. Jesus, May this person see that what He's doing is wrong, may they be reminded that you died on the cross for our sins and not to be made fun of. may whoever it is come to know you as their personal savior. Amen. Please write me back if you want to have a discussion or debate on what your doing.

Carla Reddle

Dammit! I read through your letter, and after it was too late I realized that you had just tricked me into praying. Not only that but I just prayed for myself! I think that this means that I've got Jesus in my heart... again! And that would make me... no...not a... a Christian?!

OK, this problem will be easily solved by you reading this all the way through. Jesus, please abandon the heart of Bob and lock the door on your way out. May the person who wrote this email to Bob see that what she is doing is nonsensical crazy-thoughts. And I pray that you give Bob a million dollars. Amen.

HA! And I'm gonna top this off with: "No take backs!" -By reading this you just guaranteed that Jesus can never get into my heart again!

I apologize for exploiting your direct link to God, but I don't like having strangers campin' out in my heart.

Bob

Bob(??)

You need help. And once again, I will pray for your soul because having Jesus in your heart is not just a stranger camping out, Its love entering into your soul and nothing but pure joy coming from it. I hope maybe Jesus might come into your heart.

Carla Reddle
(Anything else e-mail to girlofGod_87@yahoo.com)

Carla, I've just realized from this new email address that the "87" is probably referring to a birth year, which would make you 14 years old. This would explain how you could have the idea that there's a Supreme Master of Love that bestows His gift unto all those who invite Him into their heart.
My first response was to who I thought was just some wacky, brain bent grown-up.

In due time, hopefully you will come to understand the worthless types of "love" that are out there. Like let's say that you're a huge fan of Tony Danza, and you hear him say to all his fans "I love you all!" This kind of love should not be supplying you with any sort of comfort what-so-ever.

An even more worthless version is the "love" from imaginary/other-dimensional characters (like Barny the Purple Dinosaur, God or an autographed headshot from a stripper). The love you feel from these sources is entirely self contrived and in my opinion harmful to your future love recognizing abilities. This is when the mere word "love" will suffice. It could account for many loveless relationships and even cripple your own ability to give love to others.

But you are 14. You've yet to experience the ramifications of free love.

Bob

I don't know what religion you are, but degrading the Lord like you do is a disgrace. You should understand that there are millions of people around the world who pray to Jesus everyday. Please consider removing this site, or put someone else in the place where you have Jesus. Perhaps a cartoon type character of some kind, that would not offend anyone. I know it is tough to do something like this without offending anyone, but this is the Lord we are talking about.

Thank You
Michael Bartorelli
mbgg@home.com

Michael,

It's true. I've had a tough time doing this without offending someone. I was originally thinking on doing a cartoon character like Merman or Scrappy Doo. But those would offend Merman and Scrappy Doo fans. Then I thought, "Hey, how about Hitler?"
But there're probably people who'd be offended by that too. So finally I decided on Christ. I thought that He'd offend the fewest people.

Now you're saying that even this might offend some people! I can't keep switching it around at the whim of every offended email I get! It's very time consuming and I'm trying to make a profit off this for God's sake!

Dear Sir: I would request you delete this site and ask the King of Kings to forgive your sacrilege! Both myself and other Christians find you humor in very bad taste! (to say the least). I pray you'll meet Him on your knees now, rather than later (at the white throne judgement) when it will be too late.

Because He lives,
Brian
brierhan@netzero.net

Heh heh... You threw me off there at the end. You see, my dad always referred to the toilet as his White Throne of Judgment.
"I'm gonna be on the White Throne of Judgment" he'd say. Ten minutes later we'd hear him shout "GUILTY!" followed by a flush. I dunno, I just thought you'd get a kick out of that.

But seriously, there aren't any knees in Heaven? I'd never heard that before. Is that one of those screwy passages in Leviticus?

Please dont do this, Jesus is more than a dress-up-doll, He is LORD of the earth, sky, heavens, and the universe! And He loves You! Thanx BYE and <>< God Bless You! ><>

Jesusfreak12m@aol.com

Yes, but He's also the the Lord of skin tags, stone-washed denim overcoats, Tweetie Bird auto-ornaments, and a new "darker" Dave Mathews.

It's going to take more than love to right these wrongs.

What are you some liberal ass hole that likes homos or just someone that should be dropped with the bombs on the arabs, in other words your sight sucks and my guess you suck cock !!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP SIGHT Dressing up The lord: only a homo would think to do that .and there day will come alond with all the arabs

HGRAVES91@aol.com

Yes Mr. Graves, I'm a homo that sucks cock, and "Liberal" is my middle name. The Arabs are getting theirs, soon it'll be time for us homos.

By the way, that man that you love (you know, the pretty, blue eyed, muscular one you've invited to come inside your body. That half naked fellow you submit to on your bruised, quivering knees)? You've done that guy proud here today.