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So
it's 2002
...and we're
still runnin from our shadows.
Their
letters are in blue and mine are in
black and white.
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I've
been away for so long!
My
apologies, but even I need a vacation. Thankfully you all have
still been visiting and emailing me despite my neglect. BUT Unthankfully,
you people still don't understand the importance of sending me
pictures of your faces! So once again I am going to parade your
letters with images that'll teach you all the lesson you've got
comin'!
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Hey, I am absolutely
in love with your site. My sister called to tell me to log
on and it is more than fantastic. Ironically, my mother
is minister and neither my sister or I choose to believe
anymore and I applaud you for having a site for those who
do not believe and just for those who have a since of humor.
Maybe the church would be in better shape if they would
take the idea of "Buddy Christ."
But anyway, the
reason I am typing at 4 a.m. is to give you my idea for
Bob dress up. I think that you should have the heads of
big time ministers on there like Paul and Jan Crouch and
Robert Tilden and people like that. It would make me giggle
quite a bit and would piss the thumpers off a little more.
Keep it coming
Bob and I agree with all the chicks that are writing in,
you are hot..... You like chocolate Bob?;)
Chris McFaul
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First
of all, this website kicks ass! I just recently found out
about it and am impressed with everything. I live with a
very "religious" person who thinks my life is to be damned
in hell simply because I don't believe in her "god". She,
my step-mother by the way, is one of those goofy-ass Christians
who keeps telling me stupid shit like if I dress different,
I'll find a nice girl to settle down with. If I wasn't so
"evil" I might have more friends, and my life wouldn't be
so bad if I would except Jesus Christ.
First
off, my life sucked even when I was forced to believe this
bull. Secondly, why the hell do I want a girlfriend who
doesn't appreciate me for who I am. And lastly, I have all
the friends I need right now, and they're all really true
friends who all like the same shit as me. I have truly never
wanted to kill someone as bad as I want to kill her. She
makes my life a living hell every single day. My brother
and I both live with her and my father, and she can't stand
that he lets us "think on our own". We recently printed
out the Jesus Dress-up, and hung it on the refrigerator
(next to my half sister's catholic school papers). That,
once again started another lecture on how we are corrupted
by Satan, because for some odd reason, if you don't believe
in god you're a devil worshipper. I think that's hilarious
since I don't believe in the devil either. So apparently
Atheism plus Horror movies plus Black\Death\Heavy Metal
equals Satan worshiping. I guess what I really want to say
is, I'm with you 100% because I have to live with one of
these "Christians" like so many of us free thinkers have
to deal with every day.
Zachary
X
P.S. Your art work is really fuckin' sweet. I do pencil
and ink work myself, and yours is the same type of twisted
style I like.
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Hey. Um...this
is strange and all very new to me. I came across your site
whilst try to find stuff on Martin Luthar King...not sure
how. I totally share your view on Christianity! I have no
problem with Christians, but i hate it when they're all
goody-goody. my mate is Christian and when i went through
my 'Wicca' stage, (i found out later) that she was praying
for me to 'come back over to the good side'. They think
that anything different is evil and they can't stand anyone
who doesn't share the same beliefes! They really annoy me!
I'm not like a devil worshipper or anything, i just don't
see the point in gods. Some teenage kid probably made the
whole Christian thing up for a joke and now look at it!
We're just a bunch of pointless animals on a very big piece
of rock in a bloody HUGE universe! Where the HELL do gods
come into it?!!! OK, i'm getting in a raggie now - soz.
Any how, i'm probably underage to be coming on her but,
what the shit?!
TOTAL respect
to you & your web site! BYE!
Mary.
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Hi.
I thought I'd mention that I agree. People who are obsessed
with things that bother them are stupid. I mean, I got on
this website by some dude who wrote a whole three pages about
something he didn't believe in, telling why he didn't believe
in it, why it bothered him, and why only idiots would believe
in it. Then he added a generous dose of foul language and
put it on the net.
That's pretty stupid, huh?
Look,
I don't tell you what to believe. If you want to believe in
Christ, that's fine. But be consistent. If you don't believe
in Christ, let it rest. You just want attention.
Seth
lvssd@gate.net
(yes,
I'm named after Adam's son, I don't believe in "Evolution"
(first, I was a one celled thing. Then I was a fish. Then
I was a frog. Then I was a dinosaur. Then I was a rat. Then
I was a monkey. Then I was God. Wait a second! If I'm God,
who created me?) and... I believe in Christ.
Good night.
Post this if you dare.
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Wait a second!
If there is a God, who created Him? Good question
Seth! And saying that over millions of years a monkey did
not evolve into a man, instead there has only been life on
Earth since the creation of Adam (4 days after the creation
of planet Earth), this makes the Seth-monkey seem that much
more probable in my opinion.
I have written
over 50 pages on what I believe in (thank you very
much). You on the other hand have ONE thing that you do not
believe: Seth morphing into zoo animals like a Wonder Twin.
You've illustrated the importance of addressing the opposition
wonderfully... and this is what I'm obsessed with.
Reply if you dare!
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Hi. This took me
a while to work up the nerve to write, so bear with me, okay?
Your e-mail caused me to re-read what I had written, and frankly,
I'm ashamed.
I want to apologize
for what I wrote; no hard feelings, okay? I'm not apologizing
for what I believe; I apologizing for attacking your beliefs
in a state of temper and annoyance.
If you agree that
we can put it behind us, write back, okay? Otherwise, don't
bother, I'll get the drift.
Seth
lvssd@gate.net
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"My 10 year old daughter saw that!" |
I think it's really
sick to have such a thing! What disrespect! I would guess
you are not a Christian or you would be as appalled as I am
at this sight. My 10 year old daughter saw that! Shame on
you, and I will say an extra prayer for your sorry butt tonight!!!!!!!!
God bless you
Concerned mother
Lover of Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princessgood333@aol.com
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Concerned Mother/Jesus's
Lover,
So your 10 year
old saw my drawing of Jesus on the cross? What is it exactly
that's going to require addressing? Is it the issue that there
are some people who don't believe that He is God? Or is it
the image of a human being nailed to a cross? If it's the
later I am all ready with a counterpoint.
I know, I know,
you pray to Him and He's going to give you everlasting life
in paradise. I promise that my little web page won't cut into
the gifts you've got comin'.
Thank you for
your email.
Bob
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"not
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
you are not cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princessgood333@aol.com
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"...you
could dress him up in a santa suit, a easter bunny suit,
evin as dr.suess." |
Well, the thing
is I think it's stupid to have such a thing. Only because
you should not be able to dress him up!!!!!!!! you could dress
him up in a santa suit, a easter bunny suit, evin as dr.suess.
BUT WHAT REALLY
MAKES ME MAD IS THAT YOU COULD DRESS HIM IN A DIPPER AND PASIPHIRE
YOU COULD EVEN DRESS HIM IN A DRESS WITH A HAT AND HIGHT HEILS
THAT IS BAD AND I LOVE JESUS UNLIKE YOU!!!!!!!
Princessgood333@aol.com
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Now this is interesting
to me. The Santa suit and bunny suit are OK, but the baby
items and women's clothes are bad? I'm very curious to hear
your explanation what the difference is. Does it have something
to do with the holiday characters being imaginary and the
people-clothes being real and therefore more blasphemous?
And you still didn't
let me in on the discussion this sparked with your child.
No need to thank
me. My satisfaction comes from knowing that I'm bringing families
closer together.
Bob
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"...i am the child of the woman
who wrote you." |
my name is Megan
and i am the child of the woman who wrote you. I dont like
it because Jesus is our savior. I love Jesus to much you could
say. The fact is you are stupid to have such a thing! Do me
a favior. Get rid of DRESS UP JESUS.
Megan
Princessgood333@aol.com
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Yes but why do
you like the Santa and bunny suits but not the dress? This
is the question I posed. It was originally asked of your mother
but I wouldn't mind at all if you gave me your reasoning behind
this as well. OR maybe you disagree with your mother? If that's
the case you two are going to have to duke this out yourselves
then get back to me on who the winner is. OK?
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i dont like any
of it!
Megan
Princessgood333@aol.com
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Well then, how
do you feel that your own mother fully supports
the Santa-Jesus, Easter Bunny-Jesus and Cat in the Hat-Jesus
mockery?
Here is her exact
quote if you don't believe me:
"you could dress him up in a santa suit, a easter bunny
suit, evin as dr.suess."
Tue, 25 Dec 2001 20:46:16 EST
Princessgood333@aol.com
What do you have
to say about that smarty pants?
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my mom does not
like it eather you smart alic jerk!
Megan
Princessgood333@aol.com
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"I
understand you for wanting to joke about it. It's an easy
way of keeping the unknown at a distance." |
Hi!
My name is Johanna. I'm 22 years old and live in Sweden. I
found your page throw an underground e-letter.
Two
years ago I almost died, when I thew myself of a plane hoping
for my parachute to open. It didn't. I spend most of the remaining
seconds cursing the same word over and over again. I found
that that didn't help and desperate I sent a thought to God.
The parachute opened in the last second and as I landed hard
on the ground I saw people on the ground crying and huging
me, because they all thought I was going to die. A year later,
21 years old, I became a believer in Christ. I now know why
I felt the way I did back then, always searching for excitement
and danger. I felt empty. Lonely.
Why
am I telling you this? Because when I saw your homepage, I
realised that I used to be sneering at christian people, always
mocking them for their stupid beliefe. It's not like that
no more. I understand you for wanting to joke about it. It's
an easy way of keeping the unknown at a distance. I'm not
writing you to give you moral lessons for this (I suspect
other people will, though) even though I was said to see it,
instead I was hoping for you to e-mail me back.
Tell
me how christians make you feel! Tell me anything, just mail
me back! I want to get to know you electronically.
regards,
Johanna
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Did you know that
there are people who have prayed to live and then died? Did
you know that there are people who have not said a single
prayer and survived dreadful, hopeless situations? I know
of a person that fell down a mountain (a Christian person)
and she prayed for God to save her, so He chose to just break
her spinal column and leave her confined to a wheelchair for
the rest of her life.
There are a great
many combinations of strange events that occur every day.
If someone were to switch beliefs with every incredible story,
they'd be what I would refer to as wishy washy and foaming
at the mouth insane.
Human beings are
very emotional and can easily get hung up on things that effect
their feelings. Your experience obviously effected your emotions
(and rightly so). In my opinion however, it was a coincidence.
I do not say this to distance myself from the unknown. I say
this because coincidences are a normal part of everyday life.
Some coincidences save lives. Others can leave a prankster
hurling a cinderblock off an overpass onto his own family.
While there are some that simply pair up two socks that had
previously been separated.
It is not proof
that there is a God. Only proof that things happen.
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