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Who
exactly is Jesus Christ?
Man?
God? Or might He have been Satan himself disguised as the Son of
God, playing a big trick on all of mankind so as to rack up the
highest number of souls possible?
I
try and figure it out with the people that hate my site.
Their
letters are in blue and mine are in
black and white.
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Here is
a list of some interesting news & events pertaining to Normal
Bob Smith
| * This is the week
that the Real World Chicago introduces the moment
I witnessed. If they happen to show a coffee shop
scene with four lesbians on a sofa, my dayglo green head was
there. Let me know if you see me. |
| * Jesus Dress Up
is to be featured in the March issue of QUO magazine. It's a
European distribution and I have no idea how popular it is.
If you see it, pick it up and let me know how it looks. |
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* There is an English
television show called So Graham Norton. It is featuring Jesus
Dress Up on its site and its show... I think. I have been
receiving quite a few emails from the UK regarding this appearance
but no one can give me any details as to what it's about.
See if you can
figure it out. Here's
the site, and JDU is in the "So Top Ten"
section.
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* Finally,
I am going to be taking a trip across the states beginning March
9th. I will be visiting with friends, making appearances and
getting back in touch with mother nature along the way (I know
you know what I'm talking about).
If you would like to take some of that time from me, let
me know. I am a people person. |
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This site was utterly,
utterly blasphemous, and I was completely offended. How on
earth could you make such a site? Granted if you are not of
the Christian faith, fine. But why do you have to blaspheme
Jesus and mock his death in such an awful and disrespectful
way? Why? I sincerely woudl like a response from you. Please.
Thank you!
Peace, Yo-Yo
WHERESMYYOYO@aol.com
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I would like to know if this is supposed to be a mockery
of Jesus..." |
This was posted
at the abortion debate@yahoogroups.com. I would like to know
if this is supposed to be a mockery of Jesus or well....quite
frankly what this is all about and why it was created? Could
you please respond, and do you mind if your response is posted
for the group to see? Thanks.
Peace, Yo-Yo
WHERESMYYOYO@aol.com
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I'd be delighted
if you posted my explanation in your abortion debate group.
That sounds lovely.
Hello abortion
debaters! I have been asked by "Where's My Yo Yo" to explain
the motives behind JesusDressUp.com.
The number one
reason that I created this page is because I think it's funny.
Oh so very very funny and clever of me. The next most important
reason was to express my thoughts on what I believe to be
the hugest scam in the history of mankind, while making it
fun for kids!
I am of the school
of thought that this person known as Jesus Christ was a man.
That is all. No different than Benny Hinn, Marshal Applewhite,
David Koresh or John Edward. You see, back in the days of
Christ, people were much easier to impress and less knowledgeable
in the grade school basics. Planet Earth was still flat, the
science of making toast was in its infancy, and women ranked
just above cattle at the town auction. Keep in mind that these
people would sacrifice sheep for God because He needed lives
to cleanse them of the sins they'd committed. They were complete
simpletons! A guy like Christ strolls into town and a couple
of card tricks later He's got these uni-brows scrubbin' His
feet.
The execution of
this man preaching peace, a romanticized account of His greatness,
some crusades, and a nation founded in the name of God, you've
got yourself an unpenetrable answer to mankind's greatest
fear: Mortality.
In my opinion there
is nothing that should be held up to question more than the
tales professed to be true in the Holy Bible. I also think
that Beverly Hills 90210 jumped the shark when Shannon Doherty
split, so what do I know.
Bob
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"You
seem to have no clue ..." |
You seem to have
no clue of what you are making fun of nor its implications.
Your sense of humor seems about as amature as your web design.
Edward Britz
www.ejbdesign.net
ejdiaz@chartermi.net
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Edward, you seem
to have no clue as to the implications of excelling in brochure-tragic
stock art. Your personality seems about as bland as your web
design.
NormalBobSmith.com
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Bob, I must admit,
I am pleasantly suprised to have gotten a response from you.
I rarely get that. (It also helps that you are a Mac user)
It seems there is no shortage of people that believe things
without being able to back them up or having the courage or
time to. So, humor me. Who is Jesus Christ, in your opinion
then?
Edward Britz
www.ejbdesign.net
ejdiaz@chartermi.net
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Oh Christ, I just
finished explaining this to an abortion debate group... so
I'm going to give you the edited version.
My opinion is that
Jesus was a man not a god.
I realize that this blasphemous idea is enough to damn my
soul to Hell for all eternity, but you should really try pondering
it within the limits of reality. That's how I do it.
Bob
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"i pray for your diminishing soul." |
i don't know who
you think you are, do you think that dressing up the savior
of the world, in stupid clothes is funny. i pray for your
diminishing soul.
Douglas Goessling
dgoessling@fuse.net
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Yes Douglas. We
are all everlasting ghosts, each hosting it's own mortal vessel
and subject to that vessel's determinations and actions. Mine
will suffer the wrath of the web page I've built.
I suppose that
your mortal vessel is scripting eternal paradise for your
ghost huh? You keep prayin' Doug.
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"Isn't there
enough hatred in this world?!?!?" |
Bob,
I saw your Dress-Up Jesus. Impressive! I'm praying that one
day, and I hope it is soon, that you will have Jesus in your
life, as your savior and not your form of twisted entertainment.
I really felt angry at first, but then I realized that you
are just lost and need someone to pray for you.
I'll do it! I'm sure many others have.
I was raised Catholic
and I left the church at 16 years old. I don't agree with
their methods or motives, but that doesn't mean I left Jesus.
You really should focus on other goals, positive goals. Isn't
there enough hatred in this world?!?!?
Tonya McIver
Tonyae@cinci.rr.com
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Tonya, there is
a very reasonable explanation behind my message of hate (hatred
for Jesus / Christians). When you're lost (like me) it is
hard to find where to direct the frustration (frustrated because
I hate Jesus / Christians, yet there is no denying that they
are right). So in dealing with this I've chosen to funnel
it into hate and direct it at those who pray for me ("praying"
being the the ultimate form of caring just ahead of pity and
condescendence).
Unfortunately this
hatred I feel also pertains to myself because I too was once
a Christian believing in Jesus (but no longer because I thought
lost / hate / hell would be a better route to take).
So I sit here lost,
frustrated and hating myself, staring through a window with
a lipstick kiss smudge on it left to me from a hot & funky
girl.
Wait, scratch all
that. I'm feelin' pretty good today.
Bob
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