this section shouldn't be called Hate Mail.
Trying to be Clever Mail
seems more appropriate.
emails are in blue, mine are in black
and white. Enjoy!
amazes me how my yearning to write comes so consistently with nice
weather. It's the first 70+ degree day here and my mind has switched
over. Taxes are complete, all my windows are open and everyone's
wearing less clothes. How could I keep from smiling?
am also very pleased with how The
Normal Bob Smith Group is coming along.
more than 90 members, the message boards are filled with interesting
personal information and ideas, cool links & photos are being
uploaded, and the chat room is active on a regular basis. The ability
to see when members are on-line has been keeping everything alive.
than half of the Super
Chics have graced my group! I mean, where else are you
going to find this much excitement?!
but not least, members are uploading interesting photos and profiles
that'd entertain even the most nonparticipatory member. Take a look...
About Me Hobbies: fucking and drinking...
News: look at my drunken picture...
Quote: "Slap my ass and call me naughty..."
Name: Stephen S. Trick
Hobbies: Don't start.
Name: Dyesheeky Shlinky
Occupation: Dealing with society!
Being fully aware of where I'm at and knowing that time doesn't
really exsist and my car is my anti-suicide
Occupation: Artist/ Secretary/ Secret Agent (shhh!)
News: still working... still painting... still dancing.
wearing my purple wig out makes me feel like a german domme.
flashing eyes at boys.
Miss Messy Stench
copulating with children... peeing on feet... goats and velveeta...
random toilet molestation excursions. Latest News: my pen!s
fell off the other day.
Name: B. L. Seabub
Marital Status: Widower
Occupation: Funeral Director
The beautiful First World War.
Quote: "No! Please no! Arrgghh! No! It hurts! (With lots
of sobbing and crying)"
that's only the beginning
Normal Bob Smith Group
really does LOVE you. I hope you can eventually accept
You evidently don't
know who Jesus really is. I pray that you DO come to know
Him and that you life is changed by His love for you. He really
does LOVE you. I hope you can eventually accept that.
that I'll accept the love of a nonexistent entity? Do you
honestly think I'm refusing love here? You know, how you perceive
others exposes your own thought process Shaun.
Read this very
carefully: First He must be real, then comes the love. Simply
because you want love doesn't make Him real. You're driving
with your eyes closed and looking for hitchhikers.
yourself by all mean, just don't play with them. Its not
a win situation. There is just too many of them and just
too few of us.
Why be so arrogant?
I'm an atheist and I don't look for arguments from Theists
unless they try to convert me. if they try to convert me then
there is a problem! I'm who I am and I don't do stupidity!
If theists want
to be stupid and believe in nothing, what can you do? Let
them be. If they want to hear your view then they'll listen
if not, its their problem. Why mock them? Defend yourself
by all mean, just don't play with them. Its not a win situation.
There is just too many of them and just too few of us.
are lots of religious zealots looking for a cause. Maybe your
Peter Maurice Cram
I'd like to know
why you think I'm looking for arguments and not simply speaking
(and illustrating) my mind, then addressing the feedback as
it comes. You aren't suggesting that I keep my thoughts to
myself, share them only with those who specifically ask and
withdraw them if someone's offended are you?!?
I agree that sometimes
I'm a bit naughty, but there's a lot that can be learned when
the true reality of someone's ignorance, arrogance and/or
stupidity is completely exposed. Why people believe explains
what they believe... and I don't mind being their cause. Keeps
me from watchin' so much TV.
withdraw my complaint.
Bob, I meant no
offence! It just seemed to me (at the time) that you were
being to harsh to the fools. Things HAVE changed! I told you
I tend to avoid arguments with theists, but you can't avoid
them for ever. What a load of crap they come up with! I withdraw
my complaint. Do what you must; they really deserve it. In
fact, their asking for it!
Peter Maurice Cram
will come to see your site simply because of all those
"pass it on to everyone you know" messages. Some folks
will read the hate mail, and get input from other Christians,
and come to there own conclusions.
First off, I'm
a Christian. Your site? LOL you PROMOTE Christ and you don't
even know it! You are making a lot of people THINK about Christ,
and the crucifixion! KUDOS!! Some will come to see your site
simply because of all those "pass it on to everyone you know"
messages. Some folks will read the hate mail, and get input
from other Christians, and come to there own conclusions.
oh, by the way?
...You like to point out grammatical errors, so let ME point
out that you need to check your scripture quotes, you are
in error more often than not. But keep up the good work! You
ARE getting the word out! (this is scriptural! see if you
can find it!)
in Christian love,
in Jesus' name,
Oh God no! Say
it isn't so Bill! The last thing I want is people coming to
their own conclusions! This foils my whole diabolical scheme
to eliminate choice! And now you've conquered my fortress
of evil with reverse psychology. I should have never made
an opposing view available. What was I thinking?!
Oh by the way,
you misspelled "their"... and I bet you can't find even one
Bible misquote on my site.
Filled with hatred,
Come on Bob, my
mail wasn't an attack, and it's not "reverse psycology"....my
reply was in accordance with scripture. First of all, I have
no malice towards you, we all have freedom of choice.
As a matter of
fact, I take issue with Christians who try to force-feed "religion",
that is NOT what God intended. Plus, your site is humorous,
God has a sense of humor.
In the new testament,
the apostle Paul is asked by someone, what to do about those
who are saying bad things about Jesus and the church. He replies
(paraphrased) that nothing should be done, because they are
spreading the word anyway, people were hearing the name Jesus.
As far as your
mistakes re: scripture....come on Bob! If you are gonna quote,
do a little research! Accuracy promotes credibility!
Dude I was born
and raised a Roman catholic, the catholic church is pretty
messed up in their interpretations of the bible. So I can
understand how some people believe "religion" is bad. I'm
not into religion, I'm into spirituality. You, and anyone
else should believe what your heart leads you to believe,
after all, each of us will eventually face the consequences
of what we believe. (don't read that as fire and brimstone)
What I'm saying is, "to thine own self be true" as far as
your beliefs. We'll know if we believed the right thing one
"I bet you can't
find even one Bible misquote on my site. " You wrote that,
I'll take that bet, what would you like to wager? I say I
can find SEVERAL.
filled with LOVE,
Bill V. Files Continued...
Bill, if I looked
at letters like yours as "attacks", my site wouldn't be so
mind numbingly hilarious (is that how you put it?). I approach
each of these emails as an open opportunity for comedy (as
my letter to you clearly reflected).
I'm not trying
to defend my beliefs as much as I'm looking to entertain and
share personal experiences. I am most certainly not trying
to convert you or anyone else. I appreciate that you are better
off having a god to believe in and an everlasting paradise
to look forward to. I've got nothing so glamorous to promise.
I am fully aware
of how I am regarded by a large number of religious/spiritual.
I understand that I am not looked at as the enemy. I'm simply
lost having been misguided by the Devil.
When somebody emails
me having this perception about me (as you have), and they
think that the spectacular promise of Heaven obtained through
the son of a supreme being in another dimension is a reasonable
suggestion (once again, like you)... well, it's the starting
point for great comedy. Comedy, as you've stated, even your
god can appreciate.
I've witnessed is that a majority, if not all people who've
emailed me their form of disapproval also have a sad eye for
what's funny. I'm anticipating the "misquotes" you've come
across to be part of a larger, more complicated brand of humor
you weren't able to recognize. Some of the red flags you yourself
have raised... well first how unfunny your emails have been.
Other signs of your funnilessness are your passion for Bible
quotes, use of the Bill & Ted catch phrase "dude", and signing
off "filled with love". I've never heard that uttered after
any good comedy... ever! I was waiting for you to state; "I
love to laugh". That'd've been the clincher.
Either way, I'm
happy to explain my joke or admit I'm wrong (something I think
I've yet to do).
Once again, you've
misspelled "psycology" Oh god, and another quote from you;
"I'm into spirituality". Bill, I hope you can sympathize with
my hesitation to involve myself in a wager with you.
OK, let me have it.