US MORE HATE MAIL OUR HATE MAIL REGIMENTS ARE NOT BEING MET SUFFICIENTLY...OH
Hate Mail you want, then more Hate Mail you shall have!
get the impression that the letters of disapproval have waned or
that the people have started to change their minds as a result of
my insensitive taunting. I was just kinda hopin' that you all would
want to get to know the REAL me along with all of my highs and lows...
but NO! You only love me for
my Hate Mail! Fine! Here's your goddamned Hate Mail along with more
of my witty retorts.
Thank you for your email
emails are in blue & mine are in
black and white.
must admit that I get more Hate Mail in a day than I could even
image having the time to reply to. Sometimes it's just easier to
slap a stupid picture on them and let you get a cheap laugh off
of the immature silliness of it all. So here ya' go.
youz a mean
mans with some preroblems. Icantz even beginn ta tell
U how muches I hatewhat youz aadiogn I thnki yuou ahould
be eaten by da midgets wit da big teeth thangs. And
da other thangs that have da thangs vcuz U suk jerk
suk thang. Imz watchhen u...
TO WHOM IT
MAY CONCERN: I
just saw your web page, called "Jesus Dress Up." What
an offensive, tasteless, sacrilegous piece of garbage
that is. I am appalled at your sick, twisted attempt
to be amusing and humorous. You should be ashamed for
making light of the death of Jesus Christ. May God have
mercy on you.
JACK (in Texas)
shut up whit
jour sik site!
least we know where your going.
That is wrong to
do that. At least we know where your going. If you know what
i mean. You need to take it off the net.
Listen, if I were
Jesus, I wouldn't be all hot-n-bothered and cast me down to
Let's make believe
that I'm Jesus and Jesus is me, and he's made a Bob Dress
Up web page that pokes fun at My "crucifixion on the cross"
sacrifice for mankind.
before I'd cast Jesus into Hell I would ask him "Why"? Jesus
would surely explain that the stories of the Bob-Bible don't
fit into any of the realities in today's world. Jesus would
then go on to explain that there is a far greater value to
questioning the Divine Powers of Bob instead of simply pretending
that it is possible to love entities in other dimensions.
I, being God, would
not only spare Jesus an eternity in Hell for doubting, but
I think that I would even grant him a leadership role by My
side over all of the Kindoms of Heaven, and you and I both
know that he deserves it.
So Mr. Key2PaulsHeart,
if God is even half as merciful as I am I'd say that we do
NOT know where I'll be going. Maybe Hell, or maybe even at
the right hand side of God Himself.
am Mrs. Key2paulsheart.
I am Mrs.
I am not believing
you would think that god would even think about putting you
as his right hand man. If you think that what you are doing
is the right thing to do, then your wrong. You don't need
to be pitting satan outfit on Jesus Christ. He died for our
sins but right now the sin you are doing is wrong all the
way around. Satan ans christ is nothing alike. I think you
know that. The only reason why you got that web site is for
attention. You don't need that kind of attention. You could
do something better and more christian, And for the book you
need to be called Abnormal Bob.
Ouch! That's pretty harsh! I suppose that you think God would
rather put you at His side?
"Yes Sir! Whatever you say Sir! That's a great idea Sir! May
I scrub Your feet while I agree Sir?"
Just what He needs, another "Yes Man"... I mean woman (sorry
about that. I had a whole other picture of you in my head).
I assure you Mrs.
KeyToPaulsHeart that the attention I get from my site is just
an added bonus. I'd be thinking these same thoughts and writing
these same ideas even if no one cared at all. It's what I
truly believe and the fact that so many are interested in
what I've got to say tells me I can't be THAT wrong.
Thank you for your
does the bible ever say that if you're not a Christian
you go to Hell?
Heya Bob, where
does the bible ever say that if you're not a Christian you
go to Hell?
Most would tell
you that John 3:16 is the place to go for that.
bible makes no claim that if you're not a Christian you
will go to hell. Your site is a farce.
John 3:16 says
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten
son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but
have everlasting life." Nowhere in that verse implies that
non-Christian faith = Hell.
All John 3:16 tells
the reader is that if you believe in God you wont perish,
you have everlasting life. So again, where in the bible does
it say that if you aren't Christian, you go to hell? Nowhere,
the bible makes no claim that if you're not a Christian you
will go to hell. Your site is a farce.
No, I can assure
you that the Bible specifically says something about being
a "Christian" somewhere. That's what my whole site hinges
on! And I can also guarantee you that you can not point out
where it doesn't show up! If you can prove that to me, well
then sure, my sites a complete farce.... but until then you're
Hell, Christ named
Himself after the Christians... explain that! I bet you're
sorry you even started this huh?
claim all over your site as fact that the bible says something
to the effect of "if you're not CHRISTIAN, you will go
You claim all over
your site as fact that the bible says something to the effect
of "if you're not CHRISTIAN, you will go to HELL!" I see that
you're trying to be funny to dismiss the whole argument. So
then can I assume that we're in agreement that you have no
clue what you're talking about since you nonchalantly brushed
this off with a lame attempt at sarcasm? Obviously you aren't
very different from the Christian sheep you like to rip on.
You, just like
your precious Christians, don't seem to understand or use
basic logic. You wrote, "I can also guarantee you that you
can not point out where it doesn't show up!" Yeah. That's
telling me! Ok, let me break it down kindergarten style for
you...if something isn't written in the bible I can't site
it for you because it doesn't exist. You with me here? I realize
I'm going a little fast, so if you're having trouble comprehending
remember to sound out the words in your head. You like to
challenge peoples' beliefs, yet you know nothing factual about
those beliefs! You poke fun at the blind followers, yet you
use their information to rebuttal rather than your own knowledge.
"Hell, Christ named Himself after the Christians..." Did he
now? Where exactly did you gather this piece of information?
From one of those Christians you mock and take for idiots?
the same type of uneducated, out-of-text gibberish for your
own defense! As for being sorry, I'm only sorry that I have
taken ten minutes out of my day in an attempt to explain to
you basic logic that any kindergartner from the Los Angeles
School District knows.
Would you like
to know what it is about you that I find so amusing? You seem
to think that I place any kind of validity on the Bible, and
that it makes some sort of difference whether or not it uses
the word "Christian".
I was raised a
Christian and I promise you that the Christian faith teaches
that if you are a non Christian you will most certainly go
to Hell. "Christian" is a title thought up long after the
Bible was first written and it refers to those who believe
in Christ and that He is the ONLY way to get to that fantastic
God in the Heavens.
I on the other hand think that anybody (no matter what they
call themselves) who thinks that eternal paradise is available
for those who believe in any god are living in the dark forests
of Denial Island nowhere near the flourishing continent of
You clearly do
not comprehend my humor nor do you even understand the concept
of sarcasm (you spotted it yet you still replied to it as
if it weren't sarcasm at all). You are just another knee-jerk
anxiously awaiting the next avenue to creatively showboat
your ignorance. That's my favorite.
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