Christ! What the hell happened?
it was supposed to only be down for 24 hours, then that turned into
the weekend, and now suddenly a week has gone by and still no site!
I've got things to say! Wise cracks to mouth off and people to offend!
Oh, and I missed you all so very much. I had no way of reaching
you, I felt so helpless and unpopular. However I have to admit that
Group came in handy through all of this.
Now for those
of you who schedule your life around my updates or feel that you're
owed new material every few days, I've got some troubling news to
share. I'm going away next week (August 11th - 17th) to New York
to get away from the hustle and bustle of Chicago. What a relief
it'll be! That week there will be no updates, no replies to your
emails and no godless mockery of our savior, judge and best friend
Jesus. I promise however that when I return I will share with you
my New York stories.
If you're starting
to feel panicy and troubled about this I suggest that you go back
through the site and relive those special moments while I'm away.
Take a scroll down memory lane in some of the earlier pages of Hate
Mail. Open up the first
page of Fan Mail and work your way forward, or simply
search the site for the pictures of me to gaze at in quiet fascination,
lust and even awe. That's my advise. Really you should probably
just go take a walk outdoors or plant a tree or something. It really
doesn't make a difference to me, I just hope that you return the
week after next when I do. Oh, and would it kill ya to forward my
URL to some religious strangers while I'm away!??! Christ!
So here is another
slew of beautiful girls who say that they love me. Mind you, I never
see any of this action.
was reading through your site and when I read the 'hate mail' it made
mean, I knew people were generally oversensitive, touchy whiners but my
goodness the stupidity that dripped from those letters was so much in
volume that it could have drown a small country.
really need to learn how lighten up. Not to mention they should stop talking
out of their asses.
read one message from a guy saying that he was a hammerthrower and if
you didn't take all the stuff about Jesus off your site that he was going
to throw a hammer at your head, or something like that.
just have one thing to say to the person who said that, even though they
most likely will never see that I said this. Kid, you're so full of shit,
be carfeul next time you go take a crap, you may lose IQ points.
I think your site is pretty damn interesting. As are the social rejects
who cry about what's on your site.
admit, I haven't gone through the site in its entirety yet but what I
like the most is rather than just posting up all the mail you get, you
actually take the time to reply to it all. And there seems to be A LOT.
stuff, I'm off to explore this 'Dress up Jesus' deal.
Bob, Bob, why do you do these sorts of things? Because of your hilarious
website, I stayed up too late AGAIN. It's midnight, and I still need to
eat dinner, find clothes for tomorrow, feed my cats, and somehow fit 8
hours of sleep into the next 5 hours. I have a meeting in the morning,
and I'm going to feel all sleepy and sacrilegious.
still have more of your site to visit, but I've loved it so far. I forwarded
jesusdressup to all my friends (all FIVE!), but my favorite so far is
the Satan comic. The
ventriloquist act with the damned soul fucking killed me. Keep
up the great work!
- Though I despair of my e-mail or picture being interesting enough to
post, I've attached my picture so you can see what a midwestern atheist
looks like. Scary, 'eh?.
bob i was looking thru ur site and its amazing and ive fallen in love
with you, your smartass remarks and hate towards christ (or lack there
of) draws me to you like a fly to honey,
ur my panda bear -
is me at 1 in the morning. I'm Jesse, fellow atheist/evolutionist. I kind
of believe in reincarnation based on science...by the theory that energy/matter
can neither be created or destroyed. What about you? What exactly do you
believe or not believe in. I know about the god crap but what about everything
else. talk to you later.
just wanted to say that your site is great. People take offense at a lot
of things. It's not like you're proclaiming that killing people is great
or anything. It's all fun! Take care!
Oh, please don't cite my email address...you rock, but if I get Christian
spam mail as a result, I'm gonna barf.
Normal Bob- I just wanna say that I think you are very funny and no matter
what anybody says, you're my hero! Who is this Jesus guy that everyone
keeps talking about though? He sounds like a sweaty slimeball that likes
to lick young mens balls! Whoever he is, I love dressin' him up. :-)
some people haven't figured out that religion is a disease. Give them
time...maybe they will wake up one day. If not, who gives a fuck!
(yes we) have been lied to for decades.
I know that you don't
believe (yet) but do yourself a favor. The only alternative to Creation
is evolution, right? Do yourself a favor, and anyone else who happens
across your disgusting web sites...study evolution. I mean STUDY
it. You'll discover what a bankrupt theory it really is and how
we've (yes we) have been lied to for decades. I'm sure then, you'll
know the truth. If you need help getting started, I'll be happy
God Bless You.
'[Hab 1:5] BEHOLD, YOU SCOFFERS, AND MARVEL, AND PERISH; FOR I AM
ACCOMPLISHING A WORK IN YOUR DAYS, A WORK WHICH YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE,
EVEN THOUGH SOMEONE SHOULD DESCRIBE IT TO YOU.'"
A scoffer seeks wisdom
and finds none, But knowledge is easy to one who has understanding.
(Whole Chapter: Proverbs 14 In context: Proverbs 14:5-7)
Last month's issue of
U.S. News & World Report (July 2002) focused on the topic of evolution
and where modern science presently stands on this theory since the
discovery of that seven million year old skull dug up two weeks
ago. My favorite quote from the issue is: "Scientists say that evolution
is no longer 'just another theory'. It's an every day phenomenon,
a fundamental fact of biology as real as hunger and as unavoidable
It's an absolutely fascinating
read and I strongly advise you picking up a copy for yourself to
Sure, your conspiracy
theories, falsified fossils, evil scientists, Satan's devious schemes
and the talking snake make for a fine episode of The X-files, but
when you're dealing with real life the answers will be sensible
and often quite obvious.
I adore the study of
evolution and the absolute logic and simplicity of it all. You only
have to see the similarities in every living creature to understand
what's occurred over the last 3.8 billion years here on planet Earth.
Somehow you've made the
story of Adam & Eve the perfectly reasonable explanation for how
we got here, how the animals got their names and how Noah had to
start it all over again from scratch. So as you might have guessed,
I'd be delighted to watch you try and validate a theory so bankrupt.
I am taking you up on your offer Chuck. I want to know the truth.
Please enlighten me.
Highly anticipating your
explanation of how things aren't,
Normal Bob Smith
was curious as to why you hated the Christian faith so much?
Yes I am a Christian,
and yes I don't like your website. I'm not exactly sure why I am
writing this email, but I just felt a compulsion to. I'm not going
to rant and rave at you, or quote much scripture at you, owing to
your intense dislike and/or disdain for scripture.
Firstly, I would like
to say that I did find Jesus Dress Up amusing, and would like to
congratulate you on your artistic ability and creative imagination.
I was curious as to why
you hated the Christian faith so much? I know that you believe that
religion is silly, and sure, I can understand. I know I used to
think religion was utter nonsense, and simply an emotional crutch.
But I have seen the truth, and I know that to be a Christian requires
a lot more bravery than going along with the crowd.
In your response to Jim
Cody's email, you essentially stated that Christianity was an attempt
to escape from facing up to ourselves, as is evidenced by your comment
(not taken out of context), that "Turning that corner and accepting
responsibility for one's own actions is a big step, and for many
that step is blasphemous."
Truly Bob, Christianity
is not about denying responsibility for one's own actions. Christians
do not walk around saying "the devil made me do it", indeed I would
challenge that Christians take more responsibility for their actions
than athiests. Christians can ask God for forgiveness, but will
only recieve it if they ARE truly repentant, and "the devil made
me do it" is not an excuse. Christians truly face up to their lives.
Athiests can hide behind the wall of relativism and the idea that
my way is the right way... for there is, in their worldview, no
absolute morals; and there is no purpose to life, so why obey the
morals of society if there are no cosequences. Christians are called
to take responsibility for their own actions.
I fear you have a misconception
of Hell. Hell, for want of a better word, is not, as popular fiction
likes to promote, a place of fire and brimstone, where little men
with horns, hooves, and a tail, poke you with tridents. Hell is
eternal separation from God, from all of God's creation and goodness,
residing instead with evil, which is simply the lack of Goodness.
There is no enjoyment in hell, but no physical pain either. Just
pain at the knowing of what one has forgone. (starting to sound
too evangelical here, so I'll cut it short). Simply put, we are
all carnal beings, and we all deserve hell. Salvation is a gift,
one that we are called to take... to live eternity with God, or
I apologise if I was
slightly long winded, but I certainly thank you for taking the time
to read it. I hope that you would post it, and would be disappointed
if you didn't. I don't expect you to grasp the truth in what I say,
and certainly not because you are unintelligent, you clearly are
an intelligent man. But I was once in your position and thought
exactly what you though. And it took a work of God to convince me
In conclusion, I'd like
to leave you with one verse of scripture; you can do with it, and
comment on it as you will... "The time will come when people will
not listen to sound doctrine, but will follow their own desires
and will collect for themselves more and more teachers that will
tell them what they are itching to hear" 2 Timothy 4: 3
was wondering if you could post this nearby...just for some
If you are going to
post my email... I was wondering if you could post this nearby...just
for some hardcore fundamentals.
I did find the dress
up Jesus amusing. Admitedly, the cross was a little distasteful,
but to all those other Christians out there, whilst I don't like
this site (no offense intended Bob), there is a lighter side to
Christianity, and that page was the epitome of it.
After everything is said
and done, after all scripture, religion, good teachings and morals,
one still has to believe in the existence of God. That's the bottom
line. You can't fake it, there's no pretending, you can't prove
it, no response, no reason, no accountability.
Being an atheist in NOT
about indulging in the desires of sin, preferring evil over good
or hating Christians or those who pretend to be Christians. Atheism
is having the belief that there is no God. An honest, pit-of-your-stomach,
psychologically sound, heart-felt (sometimes heart breaking) belief
that a supreme being does not exist. A supreme being that is susceptible
and succumbs to the evils of jealousy, loneliness and selfishness.
A supreme being that needs love then invents the dinosaur. Oops!
A supreme being that gives us the gift of life who's souls are predestined
for eternal suffering. A supreme being who hides but demands our
An atheist believes there
to be a very clear and obvious reason why the idea of God doesn't
make sense. A Christian believes that the reason it doesn't make
sense is because faith is what's more important.
You and I both know all
of these things, I just word it better.
dont you make fun of yourself... so... you would fell the same
way lots of people feel when they see that stupid web page.
Its cristal clear that
you must have a big life acceptance issue. Incredible, this is 2002,
and people stil are making fun of god. look, Im not a christian
freek or anything, but you are ridiculous.
Try to reset your brain
a little, and get a job. money that comes easy ... goes easy. becarefeull,
you are just human. (I hope)
Its funny, I understand,
but why dont you make fun of yourself... so... you would fell the
same way lots of people feel when they see that stupid web page.
Please... GET A JOB BOY, ( you must be a child), with family problems,
or even no family at all, into drugs and with a very low self steem.
Well, its not your fault, you never had luv. I understand I~ve been
there. Take care, and... try to make something more into 2002, JESUS
COMICS AND DEVIL ARE REALY OLD FASHION.
Willian Carlton Scholze - web masters Brazil, Argentina, Chile,
Oh my god! Make fun of
myself?!? If I did that then I'd feel like all those people I've
ruined the lives of with my Jesus Dress Up! What a horrible idea!
I am happy to inform
you that you are INCORRECT on almost all of your assumptions of
me. Sure I'm jobless and I don't have a family anymore (due to my
PRESCRIPTION drug problem, and I've been clean and sober for 11
days straight, thank you very much), but I am NOT a child, I'm a
grown up. HA HA! Boy you sure look stupid saying such things!
Who's got the "big life
acceptance issue" now?