can't believe how great things have been goin' ever since I started
pissin' all over Christ. I'm so happy to be here in New York and
now that everything is in working order again I am delighted to
have for you
teeth-grinding episode of Hate Mail!
emails are in blue & mine are in
black and white.
are the emails I received and the pictures that weren't sent with
don't you people cooperate?
Bob: Let me just say from one like mind to another -- "YOU
stumbled onto your page while searching for websites that
referenced "Mommie Dearest". "No Wire Hangers! No Wire Hangers
Ever!!" -- a seriously entertaining flick. Once I arrived
at your fuckin awesome site my search was put on hold and
I beganto explore. My favorite thing is the hate mail and
your responses. I love the fact that all those Jesus Freaks
actually think that their email willmake a difference. That
their righteous words will actually make a dentin your callous
cynicism and you'll repent your sins and find the Lord. UMMM...not
also enjoy the hate mail from all those angry christians who
tirade against you and your site. They write horrible things
about you and use a plethora of swear words (things i wouldn't
say in frontof my mother much less an atheist like yourself)--
not very "christian"of them huh. It would be nice if those
idiots would spend their time and energy by getting angry
about the real important issues affecting our world like poverty,
child abuse and intolerance. But no, these christians spend
their time worrying about people being able to put funny outfitson
a cartoon Jesus hanging from a cross. You gotta wonder what
they weredoing with their time before you created your website
-- I'm thinking feeling guilty about masturbating to internet
porn -- oh wait, they still do that.
don't consider myself an atheist -- I have certain ideas about
spirituality (too boring to go into) but I do hate intolerant,
self-righteous assholeswho think that the bible is more than
just a collection of folktales toteach "christian" values
or that the immaculate conception happened etc....Iused to
argue with yahoos like this and then I just decided to say,
"Well I'm right and you're wrong. So there!" followed by a
raspberry. My biggest pet peeve is when people thank God during
award shows. Like God gives ashit if you are a good actor
or a good musician if there was a God,I'm not saying there
is, but if there was I would hope that she would be occupied
with more important things then helping people win awards.
Shit, this is a long email. I suppose i will wrap things by
telling you a bit about me. I'm a librarian in New York City
-- I work with teens and children and while I tend to look
normal I have a very sick sense of humor and I'ma addicted
to porn (ok not really but it sounds interesting). I know
that if parents knew who really was teaching their children
there might be problems-- however i like to think that instead
of inbedding bad habits in thesekids I am actually undoing
all the crap their warped parents are feeding to them.
to you Bob, hail the conquering hero!!
diary bob my good man keep up the good work though
you should have stayed on the train and went for the threesome
even if they wised up you wouldnt ever see them again well
until next time take it easy later,
to see your emails up again. i saw you were moving to New
York on your site. I just wanted to say good luck in your
move and i hope you like living here (i know i love the city
even if i have to commute to get there). I have to agree that
Search & Destroy as well as everything else on St. Marks Place
is awesome. i like Trash & Vaudeville, Freaks, & Religious
be mindful of the "evil monks" that try to convert you by
passing out booklets, and if you say "no thanks" they curse
you out. What kinda monk is that? :p ok im rambling so i'll
end this. have a good time in the village!
the "mohawk for a day" thing is the new "trendy" thing to
do, called a fauxhawk. silly, eh?
Christ hung naked...
when Jesus hung on that cross he was naked
humor is from the dark side. It is sick! Christ hung naked
on the cross for me and you, that cannot be taken lightly!
Some day you will have to stand before God and give an account
for what you have done.
I hope you realize
that when Jesus hung on that cross he was naked, and humble.
I pray you will humble yourself before God and ask his forgiveness
for your sin and to turn from your wicked ways. He will forgive
you and come into your heart. That will be when you realize
that this site is not funny.
OK, I get it! Christ
was naked! Jeesh.
You know, there
are more important aspects of the crucifixion that could be
emphasized other than how nude Jesus was. Up until now I'd
always pictured Him in a loin cloth. Thanks! Now I have to
have the image of Jesus' genitals etched into my brain.
I appreciate how
precise you're being but I really don't think He'd appreciate
you harping so much on how He got caught with His pants down.
The crucifixion was more than just your little peep show Joyce.
A man almost died that day!
Good day to you.
this day who you will serve...
My point is....you
are mocking Jesus Christ. Making a joke of the cross. Here
is some food for thought.
2 Corinthians 5:10
For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ;
that every one may receive the things done in his body, according
to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.
Acts 17:31 Because
he hath appointed a day in which he will judge the world in
righteousness by that man he hath ordained: whereof he hath
given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from
the dead. ( P.S a man did die that day, and raised from the
dead. But not just a man. God )
Psalms 69:5 O God,
thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from
Psalm 112: 1 Praise
ye the Lord. Blessed is the man that feareth the Lord.
Psalms 111:10 The
fear of the Lord is the beginning of Wisdom......
John 3:16 For God
so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that
whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have ever
Choose this day
who you will serve, As for me and my house, we will serve
My point is, you're focusing far too much on Christ's nakedness.
It's a perversion of His great sacrifice!
Here is some food
for though that YOU should consider.
Genesis 4:17 "And
Cain knew his wife..."
Cain had a wife? That's Adam and Eve's son right?
Choose this day
what book you believe. As for me and my house, we're stickin'
must be missing your point.
Bob, So what is
your truth? Cain knew his wife? I must be missing your point.
Actually it doesn't appear you have one. My point is that
your site is pointless. It mocks Christ and the crucifixion.
It is obvious that you don't know the Lord Jesus Christ and
his great sacrifice for you. You are focusing far too much
on Christ's wardrobe and costume closet (your web site). It's
a perversion of His great sacrifice! Joyce
My point is that
Cain had a wife. Was that Eve? Did Adam and Eve have daughters
for Cain to marry? Or is the story of Adam and Eve being the
first humans on planet earth a figure of speech?
Joyce, I don't
believe because it doesn't make sense.
I don't know the Lord Jesus Christ because He died before
I was born.
doesn't tell us, but Adam lived for 930 years.
Yes, Cain had a
wife. And Adam and Eve had other children.
In Genesis 5:4
we read: And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were
eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters
I am sure he had
many other children, the Bible doesn't list them all out.
The Jewish historian Josephus wrote that they had 33 sons
and 23 daughters. Scripture doesn't tell us, but Adam lived
for 930 years. ( Genesis 5:5 ) and in Genesis 1:28 they were
commanded to be fruitful and multiply.
Cain, Abel, and
Seth were part of the first generation. They would have had
to marry sisters or there wouldn't have been any more generations.
The law forbidding close relatives to marry was not given
until the time of Moses. Leviticus 18-20.
Adam and Eve's
children would have received virtually no imperfect genes.
Since the effects of sin and the Curse would have been minimal
to start with.Therefore brothers & sisters could have married.
Provided it was one man for one woman. (Genesis 1&2 )
You probably never
saw your great Grandpa or his father. You never saw George
Washington or King Tutt. But just because you never saw them,
doesn't mean they never existed. God shows himself in the
wind, the stars, the birth of a child. He is everywhere. Showing
himself everyday, yet you don't see him. I have never seen
the wind. But it is there. This world and the things in it
had a Creator.
Have you ever saw
a spider spin a web? Why does it do it? Who put that knowledge
and desire into that little creature. How does a baby know
to cry when it is hungry? Man is made of body, soul, and spirit.
That is why man cannot invent a human. They cannot make all
3 parts. Only God can do that.
God has left a
historical record of his existence. The Bible. Did you know
that man believed the world was flat? If they had only read
in Genesis. It tells us the world is round. And Christopher
Columbus did not set sail to find that out. He set sail to
spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Trust in the Lord
with all your heart and lean not to your own understanding.
In all your ways acknowledge Him and He will direct your path.
Proverbs 3: 5-6
Oh. I didn't realize
that Adam lived to be 930 years old. Now it all makes sense.
Where do I sign up?
guess didn't realize that there are people in this world
that feel the way you do.
I'm very sorry
that my daughter ended up on your website while searching
to play dress up. We are christians and I guess didn't realize
that there are people in this world that feel the way you
do. I pray that God will somehow stir in your heart and you
will remove the dress up website.
It still amazes
me that a grown adult with parental responsibilities wouldn't
understand the common sense of not believing. To me the inability
to see the preposterousness of your own belief shows how little
thought you've put into it.
Your prayer that
the god of earth will communicate with me telepathically and
turn me towards Him is no more absurd of an idea than wishing
on stars, demon possessions, walking on water or talking reptiles.
Oops, getting into your territory there again. No offense.
My mild mannered
play page that features your ticket to eternal paradise shouldn't
shock you in the least. If I were a believer in the Devil's
arch nemesis and had stumbled across Jesus Dress Up I'm guessing
that my thought process would go something like this:
Up? What is this? Oh dear... well, this should be expected
considering all of the wacky stories I buy into. For some
people it's difficult to believe that rainbows didn't exist
before the flood that covered Pikes Peak, and some guy that
lived to be 900 years old. Jesus dress Up is very well done,
even genius, but I resent whoever made this for exposing my
Now do you see?
I think your daughter should be shown my point of view as
day you'll be vomiting...
One day you'll
be vomiting from an overdose.
are by far the biggest asshole...
No holes barred,
you are by far the biggest asshole on the net.
You're kind of
a fraud, aren't you?
Explain how you figured it out.
I did read all off your commentary about why you hate
Dear Bob, I am
sorry that you have had such a painful experience with trying
to figure out your views. I did read all off your commentary
about why you hate God.
I DO NOT HATE YOU,
NOR DO I STAND IN JUDGEMENT OF YOU. But, I do feel for you.
You sound like a pretty hurting person. If you don't believe
in God, you've wasted a lot if time. I do not believe in "hell"
as you describe, and I do not believe it is in the BIble as
is believed by many. But I do believe in God and in justice.
I also believe God does love you, in spite of what you have
done. I just think you have some major mixed up attitudes.
I will be praying
for you. And I do hope you will feel free to write at any
First off, thank
you for reading all of my commentary on why I hate God so.
Many people choose to judge me before they've actually read
the sensible reasons behind why I despise God and therefore
choose not to acknowledge His existence out of spite.
I appreciate you
praying for me but I don't think that God can ever love me
again after all that I've done and how mixed up and hurting
Lisa, I'm curious
to hear more of the views on the "Hell" you've concluded to.
You see, the Hell that the Bible speaks of is the main reason
why I look God in the face and tell Him that He doesn't exist.
If your version of Hell is more to my liking then you just
might win me over.
Thank you for offering
up your understanding and pity.
you think that ypour website is kinda offensive...
don't you think that ypour website is kinda offensive and
disrespectful to Christians and Jews etc
but Jews? Do you know anything about the Jewish faith? Maybe
the Jews for Jesus. Is that who you mean?