I can't believe how great things have been goin' ever since I started pissin' all over Christ. I'm so happy to be here in New York and now that everything is in working order again I am delighted to have for you

Another teeth-grinding episode of Hate Mail!

Their emails are in blue & mine are in black and white.

Here are the emails I received and the pictures that weren't sent with them.

Why don't you people cooperate?

Dear Bob: Let me just say from one like mind to another -- "YOU ROCK"!

I stumbled onto your page while searching for websites that referenced "Mommie Dearest". "No Wire Hangers! No Wire Hangers Ever!!" -- a seriously entertaining flick. Once I arrived at your fuckin awesome site my search was put on hold and I beganto explore. My favorite thing is the hate mail and your responses. I love the fact that all those Jesus Freaks actually think that their email willmake a difference. That their righteous words will actually make a dentin your callous cynicism and you'll repent your sins and find the Lord. UMMM...not fuckin likely.

I also enjoy the hate mail from all those angry christians who tirade against you and your site. They write horrible things about you and use a plethora of swear words (things i wouldn't say in frontof my mother much less an atheist like yourself)-- not very "christian"of them huh. It would be nice if those idiots would spend their time and energy by getting angry about the real important issues affecting our world like poverty, child abuse and intolerance. But no, these christians spend their time worrying about people being able to put funny outfitson a cartoon Jesus hanging from a cross. You gotta wonder what they weredoing with their time before you created your website -- I'm thinking feeling guilty about masturbating to internet porn -- oh wait, they still do that.

I don't consider myself an atheist -- I have certain ideas about spirituality (too boring to go into) but I do hate intolerant, self-righteous assholeswho think that the bible is more than just a collection of folktales toteach "christian" values or that the immaculate conception happened etc....Iused to argue with yahoos like this and then I just decided to say, "Well I'm right and you're wrong. So there!" followed by a raspberry. My biggest pet peeve is when people thank God during award shows. Like God gives ashit if you are a good actor or a good musician if there was a God,I'm not saying there is, but if there was I would hope that she would be occupied with more important things then helping people win awards. Shit, this is a long email. I suppose i will wrap things by telling you a bit about me. I'm a librarian in New York City -- I work with teens and children and while I tend to look normal I have a very sick sense of humor and I'ma addicted to porn (ok not really but it sounds interesting). I know that if parents knew who really was teaching their children there might be problems-- however i like to think that instead of inbedding bad habits in thesekids I am actually undoing all the crap their warped parents are feeding to them.

to you Bob, hail the conquering hero!!


exquisite new love diary bob my good man keep up the good work though you should have stayed on the train and went for the threesome even if they wised up you wouldnt ever see them again well until next time take it easy later,


Hey bob

Glad to see your emails up again. i saw you were moving to New York on your site. I just wanted to say good luck in your move and i hope you like living here (i know i love the city even if i have to commute to get there). I have to agree that Search & Destroy as well as everything else on St. Marks Place is awesome. i like Trash & Vaudeville, Freaks, & Religious Sex.

Just be mindful of the "evil monks" that try to convert you by passing out booklets, and if you say "no thanks" they curse you out. What kinda monk is that? :p ok im rambling so i'll end this. have a good time in the village!

~ Diana

ps the "mohawk for a day" thing is the new "trendy" thing to do, called a fauxhawk. silly, eh?

“ Christ hung naked...
when Jesus hung on that cross he was naked”

Obviously your humor is from the dark side. It is sick! Christ hung naked on the cross for me and you, that cannot be taken lightly! Some day you will have to stand before God and give an account for what you have done.

I hope you realize that when Jesus hung on that cross he was naked, and humble. I pray you will humble yourself before God and ask his forgiveness for your sin and to turn from your wicked ways. He will forgive you and come into your heart. That will be when you realize that this site is not funny.

Joyce Willson

OK, I get it! Christ was naked! Jeesh.

You know, there are more important aspects of the crucifixion that could be emphasized other than how nude Jesus was. Up until now I'd always pictured Him in a loin cloth. Thanks! Now I have to have the image of Jesus' genitals etched into my brain.

I appreciate how precise you're being but I really don't think He'd appreciate you harping so much on how He got caught with His pants down. The crucifixion was more than just your little peep show Joyce. A man almost died that day!

Good day to you.

“Choose this day who you will serve...”

My point is....you are mocking Jesus Christ. Making a joke of the cross. Here is some food for thought.

2 Corinthians 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.

Acts 17:31 Because he hath appointed a day in which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man he hath ordained: whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead. ( P.S a man did die that day, and raised from the dead. But not just a man. God )

Psalms 69:5 O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee.

Psalm 112: 1 Praise ye the Lord. Blessed is the man that feareth the Lord.

Psalms 111:10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of Wisdom......

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have ever lasting life.

Choose this day who you will serve, As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord

Joyce Willson

My point is, you're focusing far too much on Christ's nakedness. It's a perversion of His great sacrifice!

Here is some food for though that YOU should consider.

Genesis 4:17 "And Cain knew his wife..."
Cain had a wife? That's Adam and Eve's son right?

Choose this day what book you believe. As for me and my house, we're stickin' to truth.


“I must be missing your point.”

Bob, So what is your truth? Cain knew his wife? I must be missing your point. Actually it doesn't appear you have one. My point is that your site is pointless. It mocks Christ and the crucifixion. It is obvious that you don't know the Lord Jesus Christ and his great sacrifice for you. You are focusing far too much on Christ's wardrobe and costume closet (your web site). It's a perversion of His great sacrifice! Joyce

Joyce Willson

My point is that Cain had a wife. Was that Eve? Did Adam and Eve have daughters for Cain to marry? Or is the story of Adam and Eve being the first humans on planet earth a figure of speech?

Joyce, I don't believe because it doesn't make sense.
I don't know the Lord Jesus Christ because He died before I was born.

“Scripture doesn't tell us, but Adam lived for 930 years.”

Yes, Cain had a wife. And Adam and Eve had other children.

In Genesis 5:4 we read: And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters

I am sure he had many other children, the Bible doesn't list them all out. The Jewish historian Josephus wrote that they had 33 sons and 23 daughters. Scripture doesn't tell us, but Adam lived for 930 years. ( Genesis 5:5 ) and in Genesis 1:28 they were commanded to be fruitful and multiply.

Cain, Abel, and Seth were part of the first generation. They would have had to marry sisters or there wouldn't have been any more generations. The law forbidding close relatives to marry was not given until the time of Moses. Leviticus 18-20.

Adam and Eve's children would have received virtually no imperfect genes. Since the effects of sin and the Curse would have been minimal to start with.Therefore brothers & sisters could have married. Provided it was one man for one woman. (Genesis 1&2 )

You probably never saw your great Grandpa or his father. You never saw George Washington or King Tutt. But just because you never saw them, doesn't mean they never existed. God shows himself in the wind, the stars, the birth of a child. He is everywhere. Showing himself everyday, yet you don't see him. I have never seen the wind. But it is there. This world and the things in it had a Creator.

Have you ever saw a spider spin a web? Why does it do it? Who put that knowledge and desire into that little creature. How does a baby know to cry when it is hungry? Man is made of body, soul, and spirit. That is why man cannot invent a human. They cannot make all 3 parts. Only God can do that.

God has left a historical record of his existence. The Bible. Did you know that man believed the world was flat? If they had only read in Genesis. It tells us the world is round. And Christopher Columbus did not set sail to find that out. He set sail to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not to your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him and He will direct your path. Proverbs 3: 5-6

Joyce Willson

Oh. I didn't realize that Adam lived to be 930 years old. Now it all makes sense. Where do I sign up?

“I guess didn't realize that there are people in this world that feel the way you do.”

I'm very sorry that my daughter ended up on your website while searching to play dress up. We are christians and I guess didn't realize that there are people in this world that feel the way you do. I pray that God will somehow stir in your heart and you will remove the dress up website.

Lisa Belch

It still amazes me that a grown adult with parental responsibilities wouldn't understand the common sense of not believing. To me the inability to see the preposterousness of your own belief shows how little thought you've put into it.

Your prayer that the god of earth will communicate with me telepathically and turn me towards Him is no more absurd of an idea than wishing on stars, demon possessions, walking on water or talking reptiles. Oops, getting into your territory there again. No offense.

My mild mannered play page that features your ticket to eternal paradise shouldn't shock you in the least. If I were a believer in the Devil's arch nemesis and had stumbled across Jesus Dress Up I'm guessing that my thought process would go something like this:

"Jesus Dress Up? What is this? Oh dear... well, this should be expected considering all of the wacky stories I buy into. For some people it's difficult to believe that rainbows didn't exist before the flood that covered Pikes Peak, and some guy that lived to be 900 years old. Jesus dress Up is very well done, even genius, but I resent whoever made this for exposing my ignorance."

Now do you see? I think your daughter should be shown my point of view as well.


“One day you'll be vomiting...”

One day you'll be vomiting from an overdose.


“you are by far the biggest asshole...”

No holes barred, you are by far the biggest asshole on the net.


“You're kind of a fraud”

You're kind of a fraud, aren't you?


Explain how you figured it out.

“ I did read all off your commentary about why you hate God.”

Dear Bob, I am sorry that you have had such a painful experience with trying to figure out your views. I did read all off your commentary about why you hate God.

I DO NOT HATE YOU, NOR DO I STAND IN JUDGEMENT OF YOU. But, I do feel for you. You sound like a pretty hurting person. If you don't believe in God, you've wasted a lot if time. I do not believe in "hell" as you describe, and I do not believe it is in the BIble as is believed by many. But I do believe in God and in justice. I also believe God does love you, in spite of what you have done. I just think you have some major mixed up attitudes.

I will be praying for you. And I do hope you will feel free to write at any time.


First off, thank you for reading all of my commentary on why I hate God so. Many people choose to judge me before they've actually read the sensible reasons behind why I despise God and therefore choose not to acknowledge His existence out of spite.

I appreciate you praying for me but I don't think that God can ever love me again after all that I've done and how mixed up and hurting I am.

Lisa, I'm curious to hear more of the views on the "Hell" you've concluded to. You see, the Hell that the Bible speaks of is the main reason why I look God in the face and tell Him that He doesn't exist. If your version of Hell is more to my liking then you just might win me over.

Thank you for offering up your understanding and pity.


“don't you think that ypour website is kinda offensive...”

don't you think that ypour website is kinda offensive and disrespectful to Christians and Jews etc

Francine Green

Christians maybe, but Jews? Do you know anything about the Jewish faith? Maybe the Jews for Jesus. Is that who you mean?

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