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I
can run but I can not hide.
Still
more hate mail... and some jokes for the little children.
Their
emails are in blue & mine are in
black and white.
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I'm
not one who can usually get sucked into any piece of propaganda
handed to me off the street, but recently I was given a pamphlet
so devious in its meathods that even I nearly got suckered into
believing again.
At first glance it looked
to be a harmless/hilarious booklet of wacky, screwball jokes...
BUT WATCH OUT! This "joke book" attempts
to drag the reader into the very depths of hopelessness and despair,
then when you are at your weakest it springs forth with a cunning
glimmer of hope in the very last panel. DO NOT READ THIS PANEL!
It is a holy chant used by the followers of Christ that'll forever
sell your soul to their God.
You've been warned...
 
Do you know when you're
telling a really funny story to your friends, and it involves hand
gestures, sound effects and props. You're laughing out loud while
you tell it, then right at the climax when everyone is laughing
anticipating the punchline you find out that you've just insulted
the dead mother of one of the friends?
That's the moment this
booklet uses to tell children how much they suck.
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| “I
will have a petition signed and sent to The President
to have you shut down.” |
To whom it may
concern,
I must tell you
that your site is merely mocking Jesus Christ. If you are
A Christian this is a true Act of Mormonism. I wish that you
discontinue your site know or I will have a petition signed
and sent to The President to have you shut down. This is your
last chance to cease and desist.
Thank you
Jeremy Zeller
jzhockey@journalist.com
P.S. God Looks down on you and frowns.
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Jeremy,
I hope that I've
reached you in time. You haven't sent that letter yet have
you?
There's no reason
for this matter to be taken to the highest court in the nation.
Do you realize that you wouldn't just be putting my web page
at risk but I could actually get kicked out of the country.
Then I'd probably lose my job too.
If you can assure
me that you didn't contact The President yet I'd be willing
to negotiate some sort of compromise with you.
Please reply back
to me as soon as you can. I've been freakin' out about this.
Bob
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| “I
am going to have to write a petition for you to seise
and desist.” |
Sarcasm is not
appreciated. I am going to have to write a petition for you
to seise and desist.
Jeremy Zeller
jzhockey@journalist.com
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This
message was sent to me 406 times on the 5th of December 2002
| “You
will be out of buisness within a week.” |
Subject: The Petition
has been Sent
You will be out
of buisness within a week.
Jeremy Zeller
jzhockey@journalist.com
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Wow, a week! That
means I'll be out of business by December 12th 2002!
I'm really going
to miss this site. I sure hope you don't have the same pull
with the fridge magnet manufacturers.
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| “When
I first heard from you, You seemed to soud pretty smart” |
Bob,
When I first heard
from you, You seemed to soud pretty smart. Know, either you
have lost your cleverness or you took stupid pills or something.
You should take an IQ test. See how you do. I wouldn't trust
you to build my page if you can't even build your own. you
should visit my page some time to show you how real pages
are built.
P.S. Smart pills
are at GNC and 'Do' Take the red one.
Jeremy Zeller
jzhockey@journalist.com
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So tomorrow's the
big day.
It's hard to believe
that after more than 2 years it all is going to be gone come
Thursday.
With the site no
longer a part of my life I'll have a lot more time on my hands.
I was thinkin' of maybe exploring the Word of God a little
further. Really putting forth the effort to discover who God
really is and what His love means for me.
Come to think of
it, when I wake up tomorrow and see that NormalBobSmith.com
and JesusdDressUp.com no longer exist I just may say that
first prayer asking God if He can hear me and is ready to
accept a sinner like me into His arms.
After all is said
and done Jeremy, tomorrow looks to be a pretty huge day for
me. A day of conversion, reflection, repentance and redemption.
A turn towards that road less traveled.
I know that it'll
be the blow of not being able to reach the URL that'll set
this all into motion. I'll let you know what happens.
Bob
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You're a Jerk.
P.s. Please do. Being Christmas, Read Luke First, then Romans,
then Read Revelations. Have a nice day!
Jeremy Zeller
jzhockey@journalist.com
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Jeremy, I woke
up this morning and I couldn't believe my eyes! My website
still popped up on my computer as it always had! I was floored!
I scrambled around
my room searching through papers, knocking over lamps and
rubbing my eyes but nothing had changed. Nothing! My site
was still there! My life was still my own!
It's a sign Jeremy.
It's a sign from God telling me to continue on this path of
evil because He does not exist. Yes, that's what this is.
God's approval.
I'm doubling my
efforts now Jeremy, and I'm doing it for God.
Hey, you should
send me a link to your site.
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hey dude!! that
is a not a good thing to do!!!! think about it!!!!
Edward
Edward1971@aol.com
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WHOOPS!
Oh my god! How long has this thing been on-line?!?
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| “your
site is very poor and without imagination, sorry.” |
Hello, god bless
you...
but, your site is very poor and without imagination, sorry.
Elizeu B.Nascimento
Enascimento@oglobo.com.br
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All right, I suppose
that I'll accept your apology. But still, why have you said
such hurtful things?
Now I am sad and
confused.
Bob
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| “if
you dont repent for mocking God your going to burn in
hell forever.” |
Hello i just wanted
to remind you that you better remember to bring your shorts
and sandals because if you dont repent for mocking God your
going to burn in hell forever.
Just wanted to
warn you
Steve
Steve@timberlakegroup.com
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Well Mr. Lindsey,
You'd better not
forget to bring along your halo-polish and wing comb because
up in Heaven God runs a pretty tight ship.
Just a reminder
to you.
Bob
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Well sir im sorry
to have to tell you this but up in heaven the angels serve
us. So i guess i wouldnt be in need of halo polish and combs
would I. Good job trying to come up with a comback though
im still prayin for you sir.
Love with all my
heart
Steve
Steve@timberlakegroup.com
Psalms 53:1-3
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I swear to you,
no one ever clued me into the whole angel-servants aspect
of Heaven. That sounds totally rad!
Don't stop prayin'for
me Steve. I wanna get me some of that!
Bob
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Hi Bob,
I copied this text off your website "hate
mail". I was just checking to see if my last email
got published. I saw this and was compelled to comment. You
had responded.........
"The biggest
mistake that Christians make when attempting to convince others
what they say is true is assuming belief. You assume that
the person believes God exists. It's an annoying personality
trait (assuming belief, then correcting) and unfortunately
this trait ruins many lines of communication you hope to establish
leaving you responsible for yet another perishing ghost in
the devil's caldron of pain."
My comment Keyword
"convince". Maybe you and some others missed a key point.
It isn't up to christians to convince anyone of anything.
That work is left to the Holy spirit. Christians are responsible
for being obedient to God (prayer, bible study, worship, witness,
christlikeness). I'll be the first to admit that christians
are not always Christlike. Until the day of redemption (Christ's
return, rapture, before the second coming), we will always
be striving for christlikeness. Hopefully, we'll be growing,
but while we're in this earthly body, we are going to fall
short of our eventual perfection in Christ. When we are obedient,
we leave the consequences to the Lord.
Brian Porter
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Brian,
If you don't think
that Mr. Britz and other believers are trying to convince
me that what I believe is incorrect than the keyword I've
got for you is "buttmunch".
From there you
can relay my message to this Holy Spirit you speak of whilst
you and other Christ-wannabes fall short of perfection in
the areas of observational skills and point making.
Bob
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