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Sometimes
I wonder if I've sealed my own fate. I've created a forum
that virtually begs for the attention of girls, then I spend
my time frustrated that the attention is only through my computer's
Inbox. It's a difficult thing to deal with when you're at
the level of losing your heart to a Jpeg while you
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I just wanted
to email you and say that you are great, and I wish
I could kiss you :)
Anna
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curse all couples with prettier
faces than you.
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Subject: You
Rule even though you didnt add me to your fan mail =(
Your the fuckin best bob..Your my god 
**kisses**
Audree
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The Holiday makes
it worse; emphasizing the silence. I did however enjoy my
Christmas. It was the first encounter with the extended family
since they all discovered the site. It was satisfying to have
cousins lean into my ear and tell me they didn't care what
anyone else thought, they loved the site.
My excuse for being
so antisocial is that I'm still getting settled in New York
and the first few months are the most crucial if I hope to
make it here. But the simplicity of what would seem now to
be
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the cure for my ills is
what's most frustrating.
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You don't just
walk up to everyone you're attracted to and ask if they'd
like to go to the movies.
Would I open with
"Do you love Jesus"? Should I smile more?
Do I continue to push forward with my career and hope that
somehow fame or money will solve this? What insecurity could
these beautiful girls possibly have? Does
my profile really protrude that much? How did that clod holdin'
hands with her do it? Christ, I gotta stop that snowball.
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Dear Bob:
My Absolute Love. Never in my life have I ran across
a website that was so finely unique. Your flavor by
far surpasses that of the "Normal Bobs" I have had the
acquaintance of meeting throughout life.
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I first came across your website, I was in total
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My dear,
sweet, maniacal Bob, make me a Super-Chic, and you will
not be disappointed.
Niki Wooten
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Turn around and ask that
girl whose been
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Hi
Bob, Just a quick note to tell you I damn near peed
my panties when I read some of the hate mail. I found
the Jesus dress up thing really amusing. It never occurred
to me that people would find it harsh or insulting,
and further more.. I'm amazed that they just couldn't
figure out the little 'x' button on their browser window.
Or the back button. Or the home button. Damn! Lots of
choices there!
Anyway,
just wanted to say keep up the good work.
*wink* Jenna
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looking
at you through the window's reflection if she's got the time.
I'll sit here and watch girl after girl sit down while scary,
idiot men ask her if that seat is taken, tell her she's pretty,
ask her her name until she stands and walks away.
It's a different
word girls live in. Guys don't deal with this. Guys don't
relate. We assume it's a compliment. We sacrifice our dignity.
We create an entire soap opera when all she did is brush past
an arm.
And even if you
do ever conquer the fear there's still no denying who has
the advantage in this situation... and it ain't the guy whose
head turns with every flowery scent that walks by. What's
my dealio?
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| Where
was I? Oh yeah, here are some more of those fan letters from
girls I was telling you about. Enjoy. |
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think the first thing that caught my eye (I don't know,
a year ago maybe?) was the hate mail, it had me rolling
on the ground with laughter, both the e-mails and your
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When I read God Ate
My Balls I was pointing to the screen and yelling "Yes! Exactly!"
so I guess I can just really relate to what you're saying. Except
that I never was a real christian, my mother tried to raise
me that way, but even as a kid I was way too sceptic and cynical
to ever believe it.
I love the new
things you constantly come up with, I guess the christians
will always stay the same (god forbid they actually grow up)
but fortunately your site keeps growing and you keep finding
new and creative ways to mock them :).
Keep up the good
work.
love, myra
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2:17:44pm
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I wanted to say is that I think that it is not rigth” |
Dude hey well I
like the whole Osama thing but the Jesus Dress up really needs
to go that aint even funny that is wrong and sick I just thought
you should hear my opinion but I know you probably wont care
but hey atlest I got it off my chest all I wanted to say is
that I think that it is not rigth.....
Louis Blackburn
illuminatedmind@yahoo.com
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2:19:31pm
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dirty bastard........” |
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe this
shit isnt funny!!!!! you dirty bastard........
Louis Blackburn
illuminatedmind@yahoo.com
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2:31:25pm
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know this is not the first time you cant sit there and
lie about it” |
Bob Smith~
Why Why you gotta
be so stupid, Atlest have a heart about somethings because
you probably dont have a heart it shows with your little dress
up thing, just have some respect for others and their religon,
and I know your going to be like what ever but I bet this
is not the first time you had gotten an e-mail about the jesus
dress up I know this is not the first time you cant sit there
and lie about it, but all I am saying is please have a heart........
Louis Blackburn
illuminatedmind@yahoo.com
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I am dying to know
what happened in the 14 minutes it took for you to go from
"at least I got it off my chest" to "You dirty bastard...
you gotta be so stupid".
Did you make yourself
angrier as you dressed Jesus up in stuff? Did you go and ask
someone how you should feel then return to clarify your stance?
Are you just wishy washy?
Anxious for more
of your responses.
Bob
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