and Satan team up for the perfect tag team soul auction!
a supreme being, God's blueprint for how life should be lead is
a very strange one to say the least.
one on his list is not to be good or stay outta trouble or help
others. First on God's list is to worship Him. Next on his list
is convince everyone to do the same and talk about Him a lot! Gather
together in groups and tell the same stories to one another again
and again. Then life will be good and much will be learned.
you heard about the Devil? He is very, very bad. In fact he is the
most evil being ever! He's the one who's got dibs on your soul if
God doesn't want it.
Devil, once getting your soul, tortures it for God because you were
not a Christian. I think that's how it works. This includes the
souls of far away bushmen tribes who aren't Christians and their
no, babies go right to heaven. It's those damn teenage bushmen that
go to straight to hell.
about all of those Goddamn dead babies?
are many schools of thought throughout the Christian religion about
believe that all the babies go straight to heaven because they are
born innocent. So one who is lucky enough to die gets the free pass
to an eternity of heaven's bliss. I suppose that the free pass is
revoked upon that baby committing its first sin.
what the fuck is Baptism?
reason that God invented baptism is just in case babies don't go
straight to heaven.
I'm not sure how the rule book reads but there seems to be an assumption
that babies may indeed go to hell seeing that they are human and
all humans are sinners.
this complicates matters. What happens when a sinful adult repents
and hasn't been baptized? You see, if a baby needs to be baptized
to go to heaven why is that any different for an adult? This is
the scenario for the "Just in case" baptism.
I say "Just in case" because the bible states that one
must only believe, accept and worship. Baptism is sort of thrown
in later, thus confusing everything.
of course you're asking "What about that kid on 60 Minutes
who is allergic to water?"
Even a moist towelette burns her skin and hospitalizes her for a
few days. Scripture says that all those who are not baptized because
they are allergic to water shall pay the ultimate price of TWO
eternities in hell!
will make sure to tell everyone i can possibly think of
not to visit this website."
you dont' believe in jesus that is your concern but making
a mockery of the sacrifice that he made for all of us is really
tasteless. You are probably laughing it up right now reading
this email becuz you think that this page is hilarious. When
a friend of mine sent it to me today I looked at it becuz
i didn't know what it was and then i quickly shut it off.
It is disgusting and tasteless. I would think that your mothers
would have raised you better. But then in this day and age
your parents are probably devil worshipers. I hope that you
are satified with yourself and i will make sure to tell everyone
i can possibly think of not to visit this website.
(a very disappointed internet user)
the only reason that I am laughing it up at your letter is that
you chose to use a cute, little, misspelled "becuz" in an email
calling my parents devil worshipers. That, and I am wondering how
you're going to tell everyone you know not to visit JesusDressUp.com.
I imagine that it'd go something like this...
"Betty, I'm emailing you becuz I just ran across the most horrific
of web sites. It's www.JesusDressUp.com
and I definitely advise you not to visit the site. I'm telling everyone
I know. Pass it on!"
a mockery out of someone whom I think should be considered
somewhat of a hero may not be who you are."
of all i didn't call your parents devil worshipers. I just
didn't think that you web site was ver funny. I am so very
sorry for my mispelled becuz. Next time I will make sure to
spell it right. Making a mockery out of someone whom I think
should be considered somewhat of a hero may not be who you
are. You have a sick sense of humor and that is fine with
me. I was just taking the time to tell you exactly how stupid
and completely idiotic it was of you to make such a website.
I no longer feel comfortable having my 5 year old looking
at the internet for the simple fact that you have chosen to
show people that it is ok to make fun of our savior. Believe
me, I am no saint myself but i try very hard to at least be
somewhat religious and I don't want my children thinking that
BECAUSE they saw a website where Jesus was wearing flippers
and a snorkel that it is ok to not believe in him or that
He himself is nothing but a fraud.
Please do forgive my slang way of spelling because. I am on
the internet quite alot and these are little shortcuts I take.
Thank you for taking the time to piss me off yet again.
not apologize. I found your Internet savvy "becuz" adorable.
I'm just thoroughly amused when precious chat room slang is put
to use in an issued complaint.
However, I do think that you owe an apology to your child. You felt
comfortable letting a 5 year old look at the Internet? Shame on
you Mrs. Bentley! If this is the case, then your toddler has already
seen sites that I would consider getting child protective services
I am now forced to ask myself if you're a devil worshiping parent.
love the Internet. Finally a forum where freedom reigns and I can
state my opinion however I please. That is why America is the greatest
country, despite people like you who'd prefer everything
be suitable for 5 year olds.
Mrs. Bentley, it is your life that that you need to censor,
not mine. Just becuz you don't have the time to surf the web with
your child, don't go taking it out on the rest of the world.
don't you make a mockery of your god Satan."
real hot in the lake of fire. Why don't you make a mockery
of your god Satan. Since you will be joining him in the lake
of fire if you don't get to know the importance of what Jesus
represented. Don't blame God, the holy ghost and Jesus for
what happened in your childhood. If you ask Jesus will help
Satan. The evil lord of darkness that spends all of his time (eternity)
torturing the souls that God gives him. To me, this guy is an even
more outrageous creation than God. Man's capacity to comprehend
the after-life is what leads us to dream up such preposterous characters.
I am familiar
with the story of how the Devil came to be. A fallen angel who dared
rebel against God and was cast down forever to rule over the lair
of lost souls. It's spectacular that man can live on a planet so
free of evil magic and divine miracles with 2 such powerful beings
at large. I say at large because apparently the Devil has enough
power to tempt the weak but not enough to squash planet Earth with
I too am
unable to comprehend death and what, if anything, comes after. This
fact alone is enough information for me to know that I am not meant
to comprehend it. Therefore, it is futile for me to waste my life
dwelling on it.
that fear is man's biggest burden. It is fear that drives man to
make these safety nets. Overcoming fear is the true achievement.
It is not a great achievement to expect paradise for the simple
act of believing stories.