One
day we'll all pay for not believing and the Christians can finally
say "We
told you so".
It's
going to happen when you least expect it. Jesus will descend from
the heavens and anyone who was smart enough to turn Christian
will finally have the last laugh.
Despite
all of the mayhem around you (explosions, fire, darkness, and
-gasp- lightning), you can be deliriously happy with the light
of Jesus Christ's sanctity illuminating you.
For
everyone else it'll be too late. You will be doomed to to a life
of despair in the atrocities of the material world.
Famine,
nuclear explosions, masked men with AK-47s, death and snorting
cocaine through rolled up dollar bills. In case you weren't aware,
these are the things that most non-Christians are involved in.
Oh,
and the line to heaven will be a glorious one.
"Greetings fellow Christian! Congratulations
on making the right choice." They'll proclaim to you
over their shoulder.
"Did you see those poor bastards burning in a sea of hell
fire? I'd hate to say I told you so, but...ha ha ha!... It's a
shame though about my rebellious teenage son having to stay behind...
but at least it's not me!"
You'll
find that a majority of the people in line for heaven will be
very well dressed, leaning towards the more preppy style of casual
wear.
Oh,
and the joy of seeing loved ones again. There'll be so much hugging...
in graveyards?
Once
crippled children will run through patches of exotic flowers to
hug their parents... unless one of them wasn't a Christian.
Heaven
is the most beautiful place ever. Everyone is always happy and
it's daytime all the time! Won't that just be great!
There
will be a traditional African and Latin American dress, gardening
and wicker furniture.... and there will be picnics. Lots and lots
of picnics.
It'll be a place where you can frolic with animals who would've
eaten you whole on Earth.
And
the rest of eternity will be played out on both sides of the fence...
so which side would you rather be on?
If
this hasn't convinced you to join the Christian people than you
must be crazy!
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| "...If
you have the courage to publish this on your site..." |
Please
at least respond if your not going to publish this. However
I do wonder if you will publish remarks that are not just
hate mail or full of emotional statements that prove the
person writing them had little to no self control. Publish
something that doesnt make you look good when you respond
with your witty statements.
In reviewing
your website some things come to mind. While I do not necessarily
approve of the website, I admire your creativity, and I
can see that the Christians who have replied prior to me
have forgotten that your website is expected and not at
all unusual of non-believers. Here is a comparison of what
you say, and what the Bible Says
You
Said Religion Is Silly
Proverbs
14:9
Fools mock at making amends for sin, but goodwill is found
among the upright.
Religion
Is Not Silly
Psalm 37:4
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires
of your heart.
Christians
Think Your Effecting God, and Tarnishing His Image?
Proverbs 19:29
Penalties are prepared for mockers, and beatings for the
backs of fools.
God
Has Nothing To Prove - He Is In Control
Psalm 75:7
But it is God who judges: He brings one down, he exalts
another.
Here
Is A lesson I Bet You Never Heard And The Christians Forgot.
Luke 12:51-53 51
Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell
you, but division. From now on there will be five in one
family divided against each other, three against two and
two against three. They will be divided, father against
son and son against father, mother against daughter and
daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law
and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.
Its
clear that Jesus isn't looking for approval, he's weeding
out those who don't have the sense to follow him. Your Web
Site is a text book example of what's expected of you, and
the only people you offend are the ones who don't know any
better.
I challenge
you to respond without attacking my spelling or some other
minor detail you feel will discredit this response. Try
responding with something that is actualy worth reading.
This
response was designed to inform you and the people who visit
your website. I realize some of the things said were on
the harsh side but Truth is never an easy thing to swallow
and If you have the courage to publish this on your site
great, If not well at least you got the point.
Thanks
for your time.
GGIC4US@aol.com
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Oh Christ,
Bible quotes. The hardest thing in the world to listen to is quotes,
and golly you've got a a lot of them. OK, here we go...
"Proverbs
14:9
Fools mock at making amends for sin, but goodwill is found among
the upright."
This is
your response to "Religion is silly"? All that this says
to me is people need to accept responsibility for their actions
and that it's the fools who do not seek amends for their wrong doings.
Making amends for your wrong doings by praying to an empty room
seems to me to be the easy way out. Apologizing to the person you
fucked over is the upright thing to do.
But why deal with that reality when all that you need is God's forgiveness?
"Psalm
37:4
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of
your heart."
Believe
the unbelievable and you'll get presents.
Wow, powerful stuff there. If that doesn't convince those greedy
bastards, nothing will.
"Proverbs
19:29
Penalties are prepared for mockers, and beatings for the backs of
fools."
OK,
so there's a list of penalties prepared for people who mock Jesus.
And Jesus will beat you for not being smart. Or, I guess he would
just be assigning penalties and beatings. He's probably got angels
who do all of his strong-arming.
"Psalm
75:7
But it is God who judges: He brings one down, he exalts another."
God
is God. Don't fuck with him. Yes, GGIC4US@aol.com,
I already know that... yawn.
"Luke
12:51-53 51
Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but
division. From now on there will be five in one family divided against
each other, three against two and two against three. They will be
divided, father against son and son against father, mother against
daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law
and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law."
I
have no idea what you're trying to tell me with this paragraph.
It says that people will tend to disagree with each other and this
is what God planned on happening.
Well, he was right. Everyone doesn't have the same opinion.
You seem to think that God does this to expose the nonbelievers.
I think that it's because it makes people stronger... like arm wrestling!
I
still think that religion is silly. Your proverbs (however unrelated
to their counterpart) ring with as much truth as L.Ron Hubbard,
Mother Goose or my timeless Quote Of The Day Calendar. Religion
is man's invention. Does your Bible even mention the word "religion"?
Check it out, I think you'll be shocked at the results. This should
be a huge clue as to it's silliness.
I no longer have the capacity
to believe fantastic, unimaginable stories. Please understand that
I am grounded in reality and basing a life on proven truths. If
Jesus is going to beat my back for being this way, then I guess
he really isn't my friend now is he?
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| "Apparently
when you dislike something, you feel free to express your
opinion. And when people respond to your views, you chastise
them..." |
Hi
there Bob
After
reading your 'NewCity Trouble' article, I realized that you
contradicted your own philosophy. Apparently when you dislike
something, you feel free to express your opinion. And when
people respond to your views, you chastise them for being
ignorant and oblivious to inferential reasoning. Whether they
deserve this criticism or not is moot. The fact is, when someone
dislikes something that falls within your favor, you don't
seem to tolerate this with the same receptiveness that your
website touts, ie. School-chum David and his opinions regarding
'Nashville Pussy'.
So,
by your own words, you have just labeled yourself as a hypocrite.
Congratulations!
John
wasula@gblx.net
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Golly, John
it's unnerving how you've dissected and exposed me for the hypocrite
that I seem to be.
Yes, my philosophy is freedom of speech unless you disagree with
me. Then I forbid it. It may seem a bit harsh but that's the way
it's going be from now on. So, John, stuff a sock in it! I no longer
permit disagreeing with me and if you do, you're going to Hell...
forever. Learn it, live it.
Goddamn,
Christians get all the fun.
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