take down your Site and Repent!
fends off the heaviest onslaught.
Will he concede?
of the Christian emails will be in blue and
my replies will be in black and
white . Enjoy!
answers some questions of the people.
those of you who did not include photos of yourselves I am posting
an "assumed" likeness next to your letter.
If you want your actual photo here people, you're going to have
to send it to me!
is wrong with you?
|Thank you for your
question Rebekah. You know, I've asked this perplexing question
to myself on several occasions. Like you, I always come up empty
handed. Sure everyone is supposed to have some sort of flaw
(I mean, no one is perfect, right?).
my God, you have children?
|OH MY GOD, NO!
Jesus Christ, that's one of the most frightening questions that
I've gotten in a while.
You've got a big lower lip. and how cumz your hair's green?
is a neat color for hair, don't you think?
wanted to let you know that is probably the funniest fucking
thing that I have ever seen in my life. Only an Irish Catholic
could be that twisted. Are You Irish, Catholic? I am.
I am not Irish, Catholic. I am white trash atheist.
Do you plan on a trip to heaven?
I hope that I've been clear on the subject. At the age of 72
I am planning on asking for a complete sweep forgiveness for
every sin that I've ever done.... unless the life expectancy
average is higher by that time.
was just wondering what your opinion of Jews is? I am Jewish
and I was just wondering if we're all ok with you. I won't
be offended if you don't like us, I am just wondering what
believe that Jews are absolutely correct in everything that
I don't know why, I just like to be unpredictable like that.
need to pray your ass off in order to be forgiven."
to put this in the nicest way i can you site sucks. it is
completly sick and it should be deleted. it's not right that
you make fun and put God and christains down. you need to
pray your ass off in order to be forgiven. because if don't
ask to be forgiven, you'll be sent strait to hell when the
lord returns. and thats basicly how i fell about your site.
Jesus Christ, God and Courtney,
Please, please, please send me to heaven! Oh, I've heard such wonderful
things and it makes so much sense to me. That Hell sounds awful,
please don't put me there. I hate pain and burning and bad things
please forgive me for my sins. Besides the web site that mocks your
son's death, I've listened to rock and roll music, broken the speed
limit on a number of occasions, I've touched my naughty place for
naughty reasons and I've used the "F" word a lot. I've
also fashioned my hair in an outrageous, non-Christian manner, I
have many non-Christian acquaintances and I once drew a picture
of a nun-hooker. And please forgive me for not believing any of
those crazy stories in that book of lies that you wrote... but if
I have to believe it to go to paradise, then... OK, I'll believe
anything to stay out of that "lake of fire" place.
to stress to you how important it is that I go to heaven and not
hell. That's the main thing, OK? I've got friends who didn't bow
down to you and now they're being burned alive in Satan's fiery
pit of damnation. Seeing them all charred would really suck.
you in advance! Your best, best friend, Bob,
go Courtney. I bet you didn't think I'd do it but, Goddamn I want
to go to heaven! See you there!
you don't believe, respect
people who does."
play is not very polite. It can be an offense for Christian
people.If you don't believe, respect people who does.
like that definitely deserves respect. I'm going to make sure that
you get it, only because that would be the polite thing to do.
if only it were so easy. You may find this hard to believe but Christians
do not respect the beliefs of non-Christians. All I'd ever
wanted was to be left alone, to believe what I wanted to believe.
But did the Christians respect that? Nooooo! So I cried myself to
sleep, haunted by nightmares of my eternal soul burning in hell
while Jesus flexed his muscles and kissed his biceps. Strangely
in those dreams he was always dressed like a pro wrestler and surrounded
by a half dozen chics in bikinis.
decided to take a stand and declare my feelings once and for all.
I've listed out my beliefs and the reasons behind them. Unbelievably
I still receive several emails a day from Christians who want me
to change my mind. None of them even attempt to explain to me any
inconsistencies in my statements. They just seem to think that because
they believe, I should too.
I do not
care if you respect me. And you should care less about my respect
for you, because there isn't any at all.
think I finally understand something"
I think I finally understand something Bob. I was trying to
understand what your problem with Christians and all these
other people was. I was trying to figure out why you feel
you need to have a "smart" and "witty" reply to every letter.
Then, it finally dawned on me. You were beat up in High School
and MIddle School weren't you! You were "too smart" a far
to clever for the "jocks" and "preps" to understand you. So
they picked on you and beat you up. Now, though, now is your
chance too make it up by being a complete jack-ass to people
you don't even know and picking out their spelling errors.
Well, I applaud you "Normal Bob Smith". One day, hopefully,
this webpage will allow you to make up for the feelings of
pain and anguish that you have bottled up inside you from
schoolyard bullies. Good luck!
Andrew from Mobile, Al.
feel free to make an Alabama joke. I'm sure it will be very
Andrew, I've always been a clever jackass. And it's not just to
people who I didn't know (just
ask David Chamberlyn). Friends, enemies, strangers and
the like were all potentials for my opinionated mouth. Sure it's
gotten me beat up and picked on, but I just couldn't keep my goddamn
trap shut. No one could understand that I was only trying to give
them direction, purpose and maybe an original thought. So, sadly,
high school was not my parade.
Now I have
blossomed from the runt of an inch worm that I was into a beautiful
butterfly. It turns out that my cleverness pays off in the real
world (as opposed to pseudo worlds like middle school, high school
and Alabama). Do not cry for me Andrew, I feel no pain or anguish
from those days. I knew that high school was my obstacle course
for a brighter tomorrow!
is here and I've got a gorgeous, loving girlfriend, I'm doing what
I want for a living and I've got a silly side gig entertaining approximately
5000 people a day with my stupid, little web page, and I don't even
have to think of a clever Alabama joke because everyone already
again I find myself compelled to give direction and purpose to another
pawn in the great game of life, Andrew. Get over your school day
triumphs and make something of yourself today! There's a wide world
where the air isn't delicately seasoned with cow feces and the local
middle school isn't one that you'd attended 20 years ago. See it,
smell it, learn from it ...then thank me.
people never even used to know what there were other planets
This is why I should believe?
Because we're so stupid?
I was turned onto you site by a friend of mine. Read 'god
ate my balls'
thing you said I know because at one time I would have written
the same thing. In fact I used to be a hard core satanist.
No more like a devil worshiper. In your artical you only believe
in stuff that can be proved. Well I've seen shit that would
curl your hair. Theres a lot of shit in this huge universe
we don't know about. Fuck , people never even used to know
what there were other planets and stuff. I 'believed' in god,
but I was angry. Like you I couldn't understand why bad things
happen to people.
I think some misguided person fed you a bunch of bullshit
in gods name like they did to me tryed to cram it down my
fucking throut you know? They talk all rigtous and stuff but
were hypocrites. Now Im not here to preach to you.I never
cared for all that. But mabee I can answer some of those question
for you. But its your choice. Talk to me if you want. Then
deside for yourself.
bands got a website if you want to check it out http://www.sonicide.com
I'm also a member of the Fossil Riders Motorcycle Club
a common misperception that worshipping the Devil and worshipping
God are somehow opposites. They are, in fact, very similar. Both
of them are Bible characters with magical powers and an overall
"conquer the world" agenda. Everyone knows being a Satanist...
"ahem" sorry, "Devil worshipper", is just a
stepping stone to worshipping Jesus. I've had countless acquaintances
from my past who took great pride in their Satanist beliefs. They
listened to Ozzy, frequently used the signature "devil-horns-hand-gesture"
during rock concerts and camera poses, and they drew pictures of
skulls on their notebooks during study hall (that sort of stuff
does curl my hair indeed). It's just a matter of time before their
foolish belief in one imaginary deity switched to another less evil
you're in a rock band and a member of a motorcycle
club, so by default, you're cool and on my wavelength, right? That's
what you're insinuating? Tell me, where did you ever get the notion
that I didn't understand why bad things happen to people? I'm entirely
clear on the matter! I resent being lumped into such an overused,
non-Christian stereotype. People learn and grow from hardships.
There. Mystery solved. Next issue.
Alice, there is absolutely no way to convince someone to believe
what you believe without preaching and that is the most distasteful
element of Christianity that there is.
It wasn't the hypocrites
cramming their righteous beliefs down my throat that caused me to
think how I do. It's the general outrageousness of it all combined
with the flakes who need something to bow down to that made me decide
for myself already.
I checked out your band's web site and from what I could tell by
the 8 jpegs and your bio, you totally kick ass!.... considering
that you're Jesus-rock.
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