There's a wonderful place called Heaven and you'll do anything to get there.
The Christian's declare:
Heaven is knowing that everyone else is in Hell

All of the Christian emails will be in blue and my replies will be in black and white . Enjoy!

Welcome to Heaven
the most wonderful place in the universe.

It is so wonderful that it can hardly be described by man.

No one really knows what Heaven is going to be but one things for sure, there's going to be hella lot of Christians there!


Is it?... Naaa, couldn't be.

But all is not well in the promised land. Despite all of its perfection, it will take some effort to fully concentrate on basking in God's warm glow. There are many distractions that no one has warned you of.

Beware, if you care about anyone who is a non-Christian you will have to watch them burn to cinders from your cloud up on high.


"Hey Tina, what do you suppose ever happened to Dave?"

"Golly Ted, I suppose that he's being disemboweled in the scorched oceans of damnation. Hey, got any room for more grapes?"

 

Even if you had the foresight to not befriend a non-Christian you'll still be spending eternity in empyrean while others watch flesh melt off their bones... forever... by the hand of your God.

And it only gets worse. During your initial stroll through Heaven you'll come to realize that there are those who didn't make it and you will have to spend your infinity without them.


"Gosh hon, I guess Gramma didn't make it either. That's yer entire side of the family then."

Now imagine that it is your landlord (God) who cast them down. Evicting them for simply not believing in Him during their finite, ignorant existence on Earth.


Heaven is where your friends should be.

Now if Heaven is as perfect as everyone claims, you'll have had your mind wiped clean of their memory. It will be then that your everlasting life will be forever in bliss.

Oh how perfectly goddamn delightful it all is to be sure.

 


Heaven is perfect.
"God .. who died on the cross..."

i can't believe you would make a web page up like that.. the Jesus dress up page... how ignorant can you be... you should have a lot more respect for God .. who died on the cross so you could live with him in Heaven and not be tourtured in hell for eternity.... that's ashame.. i'm sorry.. i'm not trying to judge you or anything.. just have some respect...

Monica
FlYmOnNiEcHk28@aol.com

"God allows satan to tempt you with certain things.. but He wont let satan tempt you over what you can bear..."

okay.. now that i just read that section on your web page.. i really don't understand you.. umm.. okay.. satan isn't in control of anything.. God allows satan to tempt you with certain things.. but He wont let satan tempt you over what you can bear...... also... God's knowledge is way above everyone's understanding....... i'm a Christian.. and you know what.. i just can't imagine Heaven being up there and how we are going to be up there for eternity.. but you know what.. the Bible says to have faith... and i do.. He does so much for me.. i can't even explain.. saved me from soo much.. but i understand that you are doubting b/c i do it to.. and it is kinda normal........ oh well.. i'm sure you get this a lot.. i'm seriously not trying to preach at you.. but i'm just upset that you were a christian and now you have gone astray........ let me know if i can help you in anyway...... ~*~monica~*~

Monica
FlYmOnNiEcHk28@aol.com

People want so badly to have hope that they will believe the most far fetched tales just as long as they promise heaven.

I once believed because I could not totally think for myself. Sure, I thought that I was but I've come to realize that fear kept me from really searching for truth. And you'll know that you've found truth when it doesn't sound like a fantasy.

You say that you can't imagine Heaven? Think about that. Put aside what you want and really try to imagine the reality of Heaven. How does it relate to you Monica? Do you believe that you deserve an eternity in paradise? Does it make any sense?

Ignorance is where searching stops and faith begins.

So you've heard the story of Jesus dying on the cross for you. And you've been told that the good things that have happened to you are a result of your believing. Good things and bad things happen to all people all of the time. It's called life, and it is the most important thing that there is. It's an experience that is meant to be learned from, not ignored.

Ignoring life is exactly what you're doing when you attribute life's events to something other than reality.

But right now I am going to let Satan tempt me beyond what I can bear and request you to send me pictures of your ass in tiny, cutoff, Daisy Duke shorts. It would really help me out.
"I SAY WE PUT YOU ON THE CROSS AND DRESS YOU UP..."

OKAY BOB I'M NOT THRILLED WITH THE CATHOLIC CHURCH BUT DID A PRIEST HURT YOU OR WHAT. THIS CANT BE YOUR IDEA OF NORMAL OR FUN TO SAY THE LEAST!

I MEAN A CRUCIFICTION IS TRAGIC AND SAD AND IN NO WAY FUNNY NO MATTER HOW CLEVER THIS SITE MAY BE!!!!! I SAY WE PUT YOU ON THE CROSS AND DRESS YOU UP SINCE YOUR THE ONE WITH THE FETISH NOT JESUS. SILLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE UGLY

BOB!!!!!!!!!!

RESPECTFULLY AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ALL THAT GREAT STUFF , REALLY I JUST THINK YOUR SITE IS IN SUCH POOR TASTE!

St. Art
st.art@rcn.com

HOLY SMOKES! PUT ME ON A CROSS AND DRESS ME UP?!? THAT'S APPALLING AND I AM COMPLETELY OFFENDED AND HURT. IF SUCH A WEB SITE WERE TO EVER EXIST, I'D BE SCARRED BEYOND REPAIR!

PLEASE TAKE BACK THAT HORRIBLE REMARK! I SWEAR THAT I NOW UNDERSTAND HOW ONE WHO STUMBLES ONTO JESUSDRESSUP.COM MUST FEEL!

By the way, if you're really considering the Bob Dress Up page I've included some artwork for that to help get you started.
"Maybe Holywood will suck you up and you will become some big star freak or something and then we can dress you too. Now that would be funny!!"

not to say that you have to believe in anything at all, and personally, I havn't found a religion yet which has even close to touched on what I believe, but I would liek to know why you are so obsessed with Jesus that you would create this site? Did mommy not pay enough attention to you so you have the attitude that any attention is good attention? Are you trying to tell the world that you have freedom to believe anything or say anything? BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW THAT DICKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR TALENTS TO DISPLAY STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA, AND THEN WE CAN PUT FUCKING DRESSES ON THEM TOO. WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY. OR MAYBE WE COULD HAVE BOWLS OF FOOD, AND GO THERE AND DO OUR DAILY DUTY BY FEEDING THEM????? SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO?:??? i THOUGHT SO.

I don't necessarily believe that he is the messiah, but there is one thing about Jesus, he knew how to use his time wisely, one thing that apparently, you havn't figured out yet. Maybe Holywood will suck you up and you will become some big star freak or something and then we can dress you too. Now that would be funny!!

Lisa Rose
LRose@awards.com

HOLY SMOKES! PUT ME ON A CROSS AND DRESS ME UP?!? THAT'S APPALLING AND I AM COMPLETELY OFFENDED AND HURT. IF SUCH A WEB SITE WERE TO EVER EXIST, I'D BE SCARRED BEYOND REPAIR!

PLEASE TAKE BACK THAT HORRIBLE REMARK! I SWEAR THAT I NOW UNDERSTAND HOW ONE WHO STUMBLES ONTO JESUSDRESSUP.COM MUST FEEL!

By the way, if you're really considering the Bob Dress Up page I've included some artwork for that to help get you started.
"What if someone made a website of your mothers coarpse."

If your going to put so much negitive energy towards religion, why do you even bother??
It's obvious that you don't practice religion, why bother with it?
I could really care less about your whole "I don't beleive in Jesus" image, but why don't you use your site for something more appealing? Like porn, or freaky hair styles from around the world.
What is your obsession with bashing religion? Do you really think people loose sleep over your site? they don't.
Some people take religion seriously. Maybe even too serious, but that just makes you look like less of a person when you write back to them little corny smart ass come backs as if you were back in school.
What if someone made a website of your mothers coarpse. YEAH, DRESS UP BOB SMITHS UGLY MOTHER!!! I would definatley LOVE to see that. Maybe you should think a minute and ask yourself why you choose to poke fun at everyone and everything else but yourself??????

Cerina Diaz
CerinaD@cmcca.com

HOLY SMOKES! PUT DRESSES MY MOTHER'S CORPSE?!? THAT'S APPALLING AND I AM COMPLETELY OFFENDED AND HURT. IF SUCH A WEB SITE WERE TO EVER EXIST, I'D BE SCARRED BEYOND REPAIR!

PLEASE TAKE BACK THAT HORRIBLE REMARK! I SWEAR THAT I NOW UNDERSTAND HOW ONE WHO STUMBLES ONTO JESUSDRESSUP.COM MUST FEEL!

Seriously though, I really should do more poking fun at myself. I've had so many requests that I am considering a Bob Dress Up page. What do ya think? OK, I took liberties and exaggerated my muscle tone a bit.
"Your sick!!!"

Your sick!!! I would be ok if you had Jesus in a Pose, but the crucifixion is totaly sick! I never respond to sick shit on the net, but you take the cake!

SDMI
webmaster@strategic-direct.com

MY SICK?!? HOW DARE YOU!!!
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