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The
Hate Never Ends!
Jesus Dress Up has been quite popular with both the
Christians and non-Christians alike.
As usual all of the Christian emails will be in blue
and my replies will be in black and
white . Enjoy!
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I
realize that it's been awhile for a Hate Mail page. I've been concentrating
more on the art lately... and that eats up a lot of time. But you
benefit! Not only do I have a completely new "Dress Up"
concept for you all to enjoy (Mr.
X's Hangman Dress Up) but I've also created a
brand new Jesus Dress Up page. The new Hollywood Jesus Dress Up
lets you dress up Christ as your favorite super star! Choose from
such giants as Hulk Hogan, Evil Knievil and Robo Cop. Dress up the
King of Kings as the King of Rock, or the King of Pop! There are
more than a dozen characters to choose from!
All
that I ask is a donation of as little
as $1 (although more is allowed), then the link is yours to do with
as you please. But, seriously, act fast! I've broken many trademarks
and patents with this page. It's just a matter of time before, one
by one, the outfits have to be removed as per the request of the
"victimized" corporations involved. Click
here
Enjoy
some more of the interesting fan mail that I have been receiving.
All of the attached photos came with the emails that follow.
Hi Bob, Who the
fuck wants to be normal????? Tried it, wore the t shirt,
pissed on the hat and picked bogies from our noses with
the pin of the badge.
We're Elf and
Bear from England. We like to play and have fun. Hedonism
is the only God..........just so long as you always at least
try to respect others and their differences. NOTHING AND
NOBODY SHOULD BE AN ICON. Not even normal Bob Smith, but
we think we know where you're coming from.
Attached is a
pic of us about to enter a Witches and Warlocks Halloween
party a few weeks back. What few items we're wearing, we
weren't wearing an hour later!!! Great fun. We've told so
many people about dressupjesus. You're bound to go straight
to hell and ain't you tickled pink about that?
Lots of love
Elf and Bear XX
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Hello, my good
sir Bob. I have one question. Almost a metaquestion, but
I'm tired and delirious, so I refuse to hear that noise.
The question is as follows: What am i supposed to "Ask Bob"?
Is this a religious "Ask Bob"? Are you taking a position
as an advice counselor? Should I merely posit those ever-popular
querys that dance in my head like sugarplums? Animate sugarplums,
of course. Dancing and singing "Take A Chance On Me" by
ABBA. Actually, it's more that the music accompanies them,
and seems to emanate from the tops of their plump, sweet
forms. I strongly approve of "Holiday
JesusDressUp". Do yu plan to return to your work
on Neptune?
We still lack Irra Riehard and the Sack-Skinned Lady. Thank
you for the expense of your precious time. The enclosed
image, sadly enough, is not of this personage, but of a
friend. Evening.
pat
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i'm a reborn
cristh .. :) .. that's why a have a such "magnigique" life
.. you can see it .. http://planeta.clix.pt/pcout .. it's
on portuguese .. have to translate to a minor language ..english
perharps .. :).. you should see it .. my ocupation is ..
fuck all kind of chics .. :))
Miguel Romão
miguelromao@iol.pt
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Subject: Hello
Robert, this is God writing you!
Ha ha ha, just
kidding man, I know, probably not too funny.. Well, I thought
it would get a laugh out of you..
Anyway.. Did
you at one time work at Amazon.com?
lates.
Shaun
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| "your
web suite is in very bad taste..." |
your web suite is in very bad taste and I hope you dont clame
to be a christian please take down wthi blasphemy its to your
benifit Jesus did die on a cross for sin and He died was burried
and rose on the 3rd day. He is the perfect sacerfice for sin
and death which He overcame by his death durrial and ressurection
and if you belive that you shall be saved and you should take
down your web suite if you have and questions or comments
please write.
Lance
Kyle
messiahcame4u@yahoo.com
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Lance,
Is it wrong for me to claim to be a Christian? It seems that my
web suite is being misunderstood. I too believe that he overcame
his resurrection and I do not understand how a child's dress up
game could stir up so much confusion and upset so many people.
I took special care to only put up nice outfits and not anything
sexual, violent or curse words. Please tell me why so many people
are writing such hurtful things to me.
Thank you,
confused,
Bob
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you are sick! that is very sacreligous:~( When you die you
will go straight to the devil. I would fix this website right
away Buster.
YOUR
NOT FRIEND,
NAME NOT GIVEN
AmericanG90@aol.com
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I do not
think that I am deserving of such an unfriendly email. To say that
I am going straight to the devil, hurts me.
I am writing you in hopes that you'll reconsider our friendship
and give me a chance.
Your friend,
Buster
hehe
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your
a sick fuck. you should rott in hell
Trevbabe19@aol.com
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I believe
that you meant to use "you're a sick fuck" and not "your a sick
fuck". Do you see? What you said made it sound as if a sick fuck
belonged to me, and I'm guessing that you actually wanted to convey
the message that I was a sick fuck. Am I right? Anyway... fuck you
and I hope you rot in hell you son of a bitch.
Bob
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| "You
make hypocritical accusations that some one's sentence
structure is base and unlearned and then reply with the
same lack of grammatical fortitude." |
I
don't find your site offensive; It's mildly amusing. However
the arguements you make in referendum to your hate mail are
rather poorly formed. Examplifying this would be "his father's
the one who made us think logically right? So why would we
believe his 'Tall Tales'?" You make hypocritical accusations
that some one's sentence structure is base and unlearned and
then reply with the same lack of grammatical fortitude. I
don't know what you're gunning for but the "Jesus was forced
down my throat now I'm rebelling" act is over done. Try being
as original in your debate as you are in your Dressup Jesus
doll.
John
lyleno1@home.com
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If you can't
see the difference between a letter written in the way someone talks
and just plain idiocy I partly blame you for all of the horrible
entertainment on the web. You can't entertain 10,000 people a day
with "referendum", "fortitude" and "exemplifying" (I had to be the
one to spell this correctly).
Loosen your bow tie, kick back and have a little fun for God's sake!
.... well, not God's sake I guess,
Bob
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Are
you the idiot that thought up this idea?
Max
Shiff
maxshiff@hotmail.com
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Are you
the idiot who couldn't figure that out on your own?
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Why
would you make such a thing?
Max
Shiff
maxshiff@hotmail.com
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Do you have
a sense of humor?
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Yes,
I do. But I didn't think that was funny......did you?
Max
Shiff
maxshiff@hotmail.com
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Yes, I think
that it is a funny thing. Perhaps you don't have a sense of humor?
You should ask an unbiased party their opinion as to the existence
of your humor senses.
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| "My
children and I found this website..." |
My
children and I found this website to be extremely offensive.
You should be ashamed.
Liz
Fry
lfry@sprint.ca
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Jesus Christ!
Your children too?!?
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You
should be aware that God is not mocked, It may be a few years,
but you will answer to the very one you mock. Jesus loves
you no matter what you do, why not make Him your Lord?
"Deep
peace of the Running Wave to You ....
Deep peace of the Quiet Earth to You ...
Deep peace ... of the Son of Peace to You ..."
Tigerchild
thomas1@gate.net
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Dear Thomas
Tigerchild (That name is so very awesome).
Did you
see my site? God is easily mocked. You need to try out the scuba
flippers, ballerina skirt with the space helmet. Now
tell me that's not mocking.
To me it
seems idiotic to make something that doesn't exist your lord. My
first priority if I were "god shopping" is His existence.
Then I'd look for things like accessibility, sensible explanations
and some other source of proof that he's God other than a book that
He wrote. I hope that this answers your question.
By the way,
is that John Tesh?
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| "aren't
you just a little bit afraid of being struck by lightening?" |
aren't
you just a little bit afraid of being struck by lightening?
Talk about irreverent.......... Shame on you
JTC1862@aol.com
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Oh yes,
that scares me very much. I am also afraid of having my soul stolen
by cameras, being abducted by aliens and eaten by the Loch Ness
Monster.
Thank
you for your silly email.
Bob
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