a fine line
between saving souls
Christians take on the challenge, in hopes that they're doing the
As usual all of the Christian emails will be in blue
and my replies will be in black and
white . Enjoy!
and the penalty for not including a picture
with your email.
I love your site.
I got a link to the Jesus
Dress Up through a Bulletin Board i post on, and then
i saw NormalBobSmith at the bottom so i went there, and i've
been enjoying reading all the different stuff you have up
there. i cried with laughter reading your review of Welcome
Home Jellybean... especially on this part:
"I'm not sure what
the moral of this story is. Dad left the family and Joe's
talent show dreams got shot out of the sky. But somehow, Geri
having fed the neighbor dog marshmallows was an appropriate
ending for this director.
i cracked up. You
definitely have one of the funniest sites on the web, and
i'm telling all my friends about it. I've done the normal
Jesus Dress Up, and the Hangman
one... read God Ate My Balls, Special
People, everything. it's awesome. i'm currently on page
5 of the hate mail, and i'm really wondering about some
of the people that inhabit my planet (that's right, MY planet!
heh.). They all seem to write to you with the thought in their
head that their email will make you realize the error of your
ways, and repent. They spew their "God Facts" to you as if
it's the OBVIOUS truth, and anyone who doesn't concede to
it is wrong wrong wrong! and their obsession with anyone not
believing in God being "evil"... dear lord, what's wrong with
I used to believe
in God... we never were a huge church-going family, but we
believed nonetheless... and as i grew older, and watched more
science shows (i'm fascinated with space and all that), and
more George Carlin, hehe, i started to lean back off my beliefs...
in other words, i smartened up. i don't mind if someone else
has to believe in something... but it is pretty silly to me.
anyway, i won't go on and on "preaching to the converted"
as it were.
i just want you
to know that i love your site, and i can't wait until you
add more and more things up there, cuz i tend to read pretty
my non-capitalization, and my use of the word "cuz", i only
use internet shortenings if it really saves me some typing,
i despise the use of things like "r u an idiot" or "b4 i was
a moron" or whatever. and i really don't like using the stupid
shift key. anyway, i've rambled/babbled on for long enough
to ya. time to go finish reading hate mail!
i bet his vengeance -if you don't fray for forgiveness-
will be horrible."
Shalom my friend,
CHRIST is your one and only opportunity. say yes to him because
he loves you man. if i understood it: why don't you? no...
you are going to fool the king of kings and i bet his vengeance
-if you don't fray for forgiveness- will be horrible. yes,
i know you will erase this message or you are laughing now:
but i told you about him. i am saying you are a sinner and
just tell this to GOD and ask for forgiveness through the
blood of JESUS CHRIST. now you know about everything and if
you don't take it for your reality it is your fault. not mine!
take care and GOD bless you.
to be anonymous
I read and
reread your message several times and you just barely told me what
you were supposed to.
I tell ya, if there was a God and it were up to you to spread the
word, there'd be many a confused soul fraying for forgiveness. The
abundance of fraying would most certainly traumatize the fashion
industry. Grunge would be a celebration of Christianity and crosses
would be replaced by decorative yarns, frayed to their limits. And
upon being turned away at the pearly gates, these fray-clad souls
would be cursing your name.
for us, you are not the chosen one, there is no God and your average
missionary of Christ can greet with a proud "Shalom!"
knowing for sure that his truth is the right truth.
Now that makes sense.
will pray for you that you will see the light and not
get the urge to make fun of something so serious."
think your little joke of our lord and savior (at least he
is mine) is not something that anyone should be proud of.
The fact that he died on the cross to wash us of our sins
is enough just to make me want to thank him. You though, think
it would be funny to make fun of him. I think not. I pity
you sir. I am afraid of where you might go after you die and
I will pray for you that you will see the light and not get
the urge to make fun of something so serious.
about man that stands out to me is that he can be proud that he
follows invisible spirits and believes outlandish tales to be true
while, at the same time, possessing no ability to see the humor
in it all.
To me sir,
your god is as absurd as bowing down to some elephant, that's part
human, with six arms, sittin' in a golden throne... holdin' stuff.
for the pity you have bestowed upon me, I shall pity you as well.
You fear what lay after death. I am afraid of what your lifetime
is. I will not however, get on my knees, bow my head, and whisper
to myself words of hope that you will see the light. Instead, I
have chosen to make fun of something that is so serious, once again.
should be ashamed of yourself for putting such a descracefull
site on the web."
This web site is not at all humorous, and you should be ashamed
of yourself for putting such a descracefull site on the web.
You are a very low and ignorant person and this shows that
you have no moral value and you have no respect for the religious
beliefs of others. and may GOD bless you!
You've got to be crazy! Are you positive it's my site you're talking
about? The one with Christ!?
If dressing the very messiah, whose blood was shed for me, in scuba
gear isn't funny... tell me Queen D. Jelly, what is?
indeed! If you've got something funnier, so help me, I'll drop to
my knees and but for the crace of God, I'll repent.
hope to hear from you soon....and please don't bother
to email me unless u come up with a good and reasonful
am writing this email in order to express my opinion about
your site at http://www.jesusdressup.com ... actually i
am unable to understand its aim....is there any purpose
for this site to exist?
The only reason i can see is your possible intention to
humiliate jesus christ....needless to say that it is unacceptable,
offensive, purposeless and it alters the real meaning of
the existance of the web. So, i hope to hear from you soon....and
please don't bother to email me unless u come up with a
good and reasonful excuse.
yours Stavros Kyriazopoulos
I have several
reasons why I created JesusDressUp.com.
First and foremost is because it is funny. The crucified corpse
of any messiah put on display like a glorified mannequin... well,
it's nothing short of hilarious.
Now, beyond my own selfish amusement, I also view it as a gathering
place for many who do not believe the stories that the Bible claims
to be true. A gathering place much like your "churches", only with
less emphasis on faith.
Finally, it could be argued that by dressing up one's own savior
in a variety of quirky duds is another way that a believer can get
just a little closer to God.
one isn't considered very reasonful by a majority of God-wannabe's
... "ahem", I mean Christians, heh heh.
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