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Finally
the guesswork is over and we now know the face of God.
All
of the Christian emails will be in blue
and my replies will be in black and
white . Enjoy!
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In
case you haven't heard, this is your God,
and
he's lurking in your heart.
Using
the latest forensic and historical findings in combination with
today's computer technology, scientists have reconstructed the
image of a first-century man called Jesus Christ only to
discover that he had an oafish, "missing link" countenance
rounded out with a Judd Hirsch-esque good looks.
It
can be a scary realization discovering that your god, the one
whom you love, worship and obey is not the muscular, puppy-eyed
pretty boy you'd been introduced to.
This
is not a look that your average, God fearing, middle American
invites into their home to sit on their $1200 sofa bed.
Where's
the blue-eyed hippie that we'd all grown to love so dearly?! How
could the facts have gotten so distorted over just a couple thousand
years? Doing
such a thing, romanticizing a life could mislead millions, if
not billions, who would devote their lives and earnings to such
a story teller. Who would do such a thing?
It
makes me start to wonder if other "facts" of this Jesus
guy could have been stretched over time. Do people do that sort
of thing?!
It
isn't necessarily lying when you tell the stories of a dead man,
leaving out imperfections that could tarnish a "holy"
image. And a little bit of embellishing is a respectful way to
maintain such a legacy.
Listen
people, humans are imperfect. This has to be remembered when you're
being told hearsay anecdotes, and tales of perfection.
For
more on this story be sure to visit Discovery Channel.com
Here
are some more fan letters to balance out all of this hate, and
some interesting work experiences too.
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Those stupid
peckers are on the net trying to save someone who is just
having fun and entertaining people when there are all those
rapists, killers, lawyers, and thieves to save! I understand
why... they aren't true followers. They are like the racist
people who are only racist when in a crowd of racists. Basically,
it's a bunch of bored, panty-waste jerk-offs who have had
everything go their way. The funny thing to think of is
that after they send their emails to you they probably go
back to a porn site and beat off. Haha. Kick ass site.
See you in hell,
Bob! Bless you! Billy
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Scene 1:
. . . So there I am at work. . . . . sitting in front of
my PC(I am a PC support help desk technician). . . . .wishing
that I had something to do. . . . . so I check my e-mail.
A buddy had sent me your URL so I clicked on it. . . .and
began laughing my ASS off!!
Scene 2:
As I am hysterically laughing my ass off, my boss walks
by. . . . .looks at my screen, and says,"You're going to
burn in hell for that". "I already AM burning in hell!",
I tell him through tears and roaring laughter,"So I might
as well dress up Jesus!!!". .
continually existing
in the now,
dustin cole
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Hey, just wanted
to tell you that your sight is awesome, I enjoyed every
aspect of it, and it kept me entertained for many hours
at work =). My boss actually forwarded on the dress up jesus
link. Anyway, I also loved the super chic section, I was
there forever! Each girl has a page then links from there
for other super things...
OK I just wanted
to tell you,
Sarah*
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Hey bob! I sent
a link of dressupjesus to my boss and got fired. THANK YOU!
I was beginning to think that i would be forced to live
out the rest of my days with these tools. Now I can get
burnt and put high heels on the savior all day long.
Ed Blaze
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"Indeed
most of your critics may be young. So let me say I am
20..."
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Indeed
most of your critics may be young. So let me say I am 20 and
a Religion Minor in my third year of College. I think you
are the biggest moron in the world. You obviously have no
life. I have a few corrections you might want to put on your
web sight. First of all Catholics are Christians you retard.
As a devout Catholic myself I can say that Christianity began
with Catholicism. It is only when the eastern Orthodox and
all the Protestant churches split from Catholicism that Christianity
was more than just Catholicism. Secondly any nitwit with half
a brain would realize that Allah is the same God the Jews
and Christians worship. All the Moslems did was call him by
a different name. However Jews, Christians, and Moslems all
worship the same God just in different forms. How dare you
say Mother Theresa is going to Hell, that women is 1 year
away from being declared a saint brain surgeon. Also Christianity
professes unity among all Religions so although Hinduism is
a polytheistic religion Christians respect the Hindu's beliefs
just as Hindu's respect Christians beliefs, you do not have
to be that religion to see how people feel about it. Finely
I would like to close my letter by saying you really are a
loser, get a hobby, or better yet get a life. sincerely,
That
Guy - You will never know my name
jacierno@mail.wagner.edu
P.S.
Just because I know you do not want me to this Saturday at
confession I will say an Act of Contrition for you and Sunday
at Mass I will Pray for you.
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Holy
smokes, 20, and me just a mere decade your senior. I have
been eagerly awaiting the wisdom of another sponge minded,
ex-teen in the midst of an education not yet put to use.
Being
raised an Evangelical Free Christian, I can assure you I was
taught that Catholics believed differently, thus jeopardizing
their eternity in the promised land. There are many forms
of Christianity and they all don't follow the rules of your
text book. This is something that can only be understood when
the schooling stops and reality begins. I know that it may
seem twisted but Mother Theresa is in hell. My Christian pastor
told me so and Christians never lie.
Did
I ever say that Allah wasn't God? I mean, obviously he is
and all of these different forms are as well.
Listen,
Guy, you've hardly overcome puberty. In the years to come
you will realize that there is not a unity among the
religions. It may be what you're being told in that over priced
Sunday school class you've enrolled in but that is not what's
being taught off campus. If you don't believe me, reread my
Hate Mail, and even my Fan Mail. Put aside your professor's
beliefs and listen to what people are being taught.
Accepting
what I believe to be true has given me the life that I had
only dreamed about. A majority of my free time is spent creating
the art that I love. I am close to my family and enjoy my
time with them, and I have been blessed with an adoring, adorable
girlfriend with an athletic physique that knows how to fill
a pair of rubber pants.
You
may go through the motions that your god requires, saying
your Act of Contrition. It makes no difference to me and serves
as much purpose as a promise to score the winning roundabout
on your kickball midterm final for me.
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"Indeed
you may be Thirty and I am twenty..."
I guess starting letters with "Indeed"
just looks smarter.
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Hello
Loser,
Indeed
you may be Thirty and I am twenty, but from the looks of things
you seem like you have the mentality of a ten year old. How
dare you call me sponge minded, if any one is sponge minded
it is you stupid acid head. I have a 3.53 gpa, I am in the
National Honor and Leadership Society Omicron Delta Kappa.
I am President of The National Civic Voulenteer Orginization
ROTARACT, I plan to go all the way with my education and get
a PHD some day and be a success. From the looks of things
it seams that although you are thirty you probably dropped
out of High School and do not even have a GED. You are probably
nothing more than a welfare sucking loser waiting for your
next unemployment check. Being raised a devout Catholic I
can assure you that bot only are Catholics Christian but Christianity
began with Catholicism. Trus The Christian Church has split
three ways Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant. Also the Protestant
church split in to many denominations. However I assure you
we are all Christians. The basic definition of Christianity
is the belief in Jesus Christ, Catholics I assure you belive
in Jesus. As a matter of fact I teach CCD or Contemporary
Christain Doctrine Sunday mornings to Children in my Parish.
The opportive word there being Christian. My parish is a Catholic
Church. I assure you that Catholics will be in heaven, especialy
those who do not play with Jesus dress up dolls. The reality
is that I did not go to Sunday school because I did not need
it because for 12 years before College I went to Catholic
school. Mother Theresa, and the Pope are not going to Hell
how dare you say that, you are talking about two of the Holiest
people ever one of whom will be a saint in about a year or
so or did your uneducated flat mind not remember that little
fact.Your Pastor is a lier, is he even Christain or is he
a cult leader of The ICOC or the or The Church of Satan perhaps.
If you are Christain like you claim you are your acusations
surly do not show it.
Yes you did say he was not God, as a matter of fact you said
Your God was the only God. Allah is God just with a different
name, just like the God of the Chrisians, and the God of the
Jews. All three of those major western Religions worship the
same God only in different forms.
I never said there was a unity among Religions. All I said
was that The Catholic Church as well as most Christian Religions
acknowledge other Religions exist and that they feel their
beliefs are genuine. As a Catholic and a Religion Minor I
may not believe the other Religions beliefs, but I know they
are there and would never mock them. Not only am I a religious
person, but I too am close to my family and have great friends
and know how to have a good time.
So Listen Bob your welfare taking Unemployes Blasphomous life
and your Nympho girlfriend are not only an offense to society
but you are wasting my hard earned tax dollars, so do yourself
a favor, get an education, get a job, stop offending millions
of people, and stay close to your family like you say you
are. In otherwords get a life and Grow up. Oh yeah and Since
it is Holy Thursday and Tomorrow is Good Friday, Saturday
Blessed Saturday, and Sunday Easter I will pray for you in
Church on these next and most holiest days.
God
Bless You
Sincerely,
That Guy - You will never know my name
jacierno@mail.wagner.edu
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You
have no idea how refreshing these letters have been for me.
Your assessments, insight and clumsy communication skills
have inspired me more than you could possibly imagine. So
my reply to you is immediate and anxious for retort.
You
do not know it yet but at this point in your life you are
a perfect example of "Too much education, not enough experience".
It is apparent by your lack of observational skills, nonexistent
sense of humor and the stereotypes you've been told are out
there.
OBSERVATIONAL
SKILLS:
It doesn't take a Ph.D. to see that I am a high school
graduate and that I have a degree in art. It should be clearly
assessed in my writing, drawing and computer skills alone.
It is the combination of all these things that has allowed
me to work full time in a creative environment illustrating
to my heart's content. It is only after my 8 hour day that
I enjoy the freedom of expressing myself on these pages and
the occasional freelance opportunities of my picking. Thankfully
my talent has prevented me from ever having to be on Welfare.
STEREOTYPES:
It does not come as a surprise to me that you believe
a non-Christian to be an uneducated, unemployed, welfare sucking,
nymphoid acid head. These ignorances of yours will wane as
you venture beyond a frathouse environment, and begin socializing
with a wide variety of cultures, personalities and religious
beliefs... if you're lucky.
NONEXISTENT
SENSE OF HUMOR:
T.G. I am not a Christian. I am being funny. I realize
that Mother Thersa and the Pope aren't in Hell. I don't think
that anyone is in Hell because I do not think that Hell exists.
It is clear to me that your grab-bag of jokes consists only
of name calling. This is another unfortunate symptom of your
over schooling.
Despite
the exhausting amount of education you've gotten yourself
into, the quality of your writing is that of the ten year
old (a mentality you claim to recognize in everyone else).
Over 2 dozen spelling/punctuation errors and unnecessary capitalizations
up the butt! You should be ashamed letting a God forsaken,
acidhead loser like myself run rings around you grammatically.
These are the 3 items I'd advise you to begin improving upon
before you attempt another debate of the issues at hand, but
you will not.
Bob
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"when
you're roasting in the fiery pit of hell, true Christians
will be enjoying their eternity at God's side."
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you
have got to be the sickest SOB on the face of the earth. people
like you give mankind a bad name. you are the kind of person
that made GOD destroy Sodom and Gomorrah. when you're roasting
in the fiery pit of hell, true Christians will be enjoying
their eternity at God's side. hope you like HOT, honey. if
you don't, you'd better move to Louisiana and learn what torment
can be before you die. hopefully, God will touch your heart
and save your soul before hell becomes a reality for you.
the
faithful of south louisiana
michelle hunter
michellereneehunter@hotmail.com
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I
am still immensely entertained by the notion of a billion
souls roasting (as you put it) in the fiery pits of Hell while
all of the true Christians (like you Michelle) enjoy an eternity
watching them burn. It's such a simple, sensible conclusion
in a Christian's mind.
Christian
• Good • Eternal reward
Non-Christian • Bad • Eternal punishment
Thank
you Michelle for your assessment of life and those progressive
and insightful Louisian ideals
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"
i don't care if you think i'm a nut..."
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you
have got to do something in your life to keep from losing
your soul to eternal damnation. i don't care if you think
i'm a nut, a fanatic, or what. it doesn't matter. you have
got to ask jesus christ to come into your heart and turn you
away from hell and damnation. because believe me, bob, that's
where you are headed. if you don't like church, bible study
or anything like that, read the left
behind series by tim lahaye and jerry jenkins.
this series has opened my eyes and changed my life. if you
read it and you still don't come to christ, then i know that
i have done my best to help you. i will pray for you and put
you on our church's prayer list. even though i don't know
you, i still care for your immortal soul. may god bless you,
bob.
Sincerely,
michelle hunter
michellereneehunter@hotmail.com
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Michelle,
what you fail to realize is that on top of me thinking you're
a nut and a fanatic I also, and very simply, do not believe.
I do not believe in the Devil. I do not believe in God and
I do not believe that Jesus was the son of God.
However,
if your god accepts Earthlings that pretend to believe, then
I may still have a chance.
Tell
you what, let me know if your god takes in "make-believers"
to Heaven and I'll go backwards against myself and begin my
new life of lies, just for you, because you care for the ghost
that lives in my body.
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your stupid!!!!
Marie-France
Jean-Louis
France1@home.com
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I believe you meant
to say "You're stupid!!!!" stupid.
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